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  • 63 81
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 23, 11 at 10:13am

    That is right, don't be telling her what to do! Besides they are boobs, we want to see boobies.

  • 63 86
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 23, 11 at 11:31pm

    @Phayle: your mom is finally done with my dick. It's all yours

  • 63 88
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 23, 11 at 7:36pm

    In my defense, I didn't understand you because you can't fucking spell

    • 55 85
      Submitted by Phayle on Jun 23, 11 at 11:27pm

      If you haven't noticed, W_T_F, your comments have failed repeatedly. Just give up.

    • 59 97
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 24, 11 at 1:47pm

      pretty sure 'defence' is british. could be wrong, but either way, a small typo like that on a DRUNKEN TEXTS WEBSITE (even if the text isnt from a drunk person) doesn't warrant your douchebaggery, sir.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 11 at 12:05pm

    (1-713): but mooooooooommm! you were supposed to stop meeee!

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Bigfoots_Dick on Jun 23, 11 at 9:39am