in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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That is right, don't be telling her what to do! Besides they are boobs, we want to see boobies.
@Phayle: your mom is finally done with my dick. It's all yours
In my defense, I didn't understand you because you can't fucking spell
If you haven't noticed, W_T_F, your comments have failed repeatedly. Just give up.
pretty sure 'defence' is british. could be wrong, but either way, a small typo like that on a DRUNKEN TEXTS WEBSITE (even if the text isnt from a drunk person) doesn't warrant your douchebaggery, sir.
(1-713): but mooooooooommm! you were supposed to stop meeee!