So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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So fucking what if they aren't married? Does that suddenly somehow make your life much worse? No? Didn't think so.
Luke...I am your father
My parents aren't married. It's really not that big of a deal.
YEEHAW! (sorry.) Assholes from Jersey expect these things from people from Texas. We shouldn't, because we have the same shit in Jersey, but when I read this I said "Bet this is from the south!" Mean, but it was true so how mad can you get? It's not the kids fault, anyway. <3 Lex
This is more of an fml than anything....
I know how you feel too my parents just sharted on me!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha just made my night
your inheritance just dropped a huge amount
HOW DO YOU ADD TO YOUR FAVORITES WHEN USING THE TFLN IPHONE APP??
This sucks ASS if he's been living all this time assuming his parents were married. it's like they lied.
Lol that makes no sense
It's not funny but it's fucked up hence being entertaining and the purpose of this site.
Jeez, really? So what! That's the new norm for families...
The modern "nuclear family." my parents haven't been married, and I have one real brother and 4 pseudo-siblings. If all you have to bitch about is how absolutely average your family is, you have it better than you think! Enjoy, you can disown your siblings when they screw up really bad. I've disowned 2!
Not really. It's not called "entertaining texts." and this isn't even remotely entertaining at that
THIS ISNT EVEN REMOTELY "FROM LAST NIGHT." wasn't the slogan of this site "remember that text you shouldn't have sent. We do." ?????? What is this site turning into? Totally un-funny
someone really wants to add this one to their faves!?
Push share and then add to favorites
.... See how they run....
i know how you feel. i recently found out my parents weren't really married after they said they were, and i also found out that i have half-brothers/sisters scattered around in about 5 different states thanks to my whoring daddy
It still sucks. That happened to me when I was 13