he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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what he meant was Meat.
I can't wait to meat your vagina.
So much funnier.
I hope you shave that snatch, clean up the taint, and scrape out the cum from the last guy to meet your cooter. At least make it look like it doesn't belong to some slutty whore
So was it successful meeting ?
Hope she smells nice
Hope it was a good hostess
He didn't necessarily meet her vagina first, it could have been a one-way conversation with the vagina on the phone.
but when his penis arrived all it could do was squeak it was so small
And your vagina replied: I been everywhere man
my penis would like to meet your vagina next... im sure both parties will end it with a 'smile'
In Soviet Russia, we meat vagina, not meet.
and then he fucked some chick with fake teeth ;)
Am I the only one who thinks that's a weird thing to say?
And did he get to meet her?