he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Not funny. I give that a one.
Dude maybe you just cum when you sneeze during sex, that would seem reasonable to me
whatta puss he came in 15 seconds!!
10:29, chill the fuck out. You're wrong, anyways. Come is the correct spelling. Lazy fucks just shortened it to 'cum' and it stuck.
You mistaking the Snot for Cumm, in your hair....LOL
10:29 chill the heck out!
So I kinda had something like that happen to me haha.
You dumbasses it's cum. CUM CUM. Like I just cummed. Not came or come. To come is to go somwhere. And came is went somewhere. It's cum. Cum. CUM. I CUMMED. Not I came. Like I cum all the time. Dumbass whores get it right. You hardly know about it yet you like it.
480 :D haha my phone goes thru Mesa lol
Actually some people do have sneezing fits when they come; something to do with messed up nerve conduction... Similar cause as when apparently some dudes get off from getting their nose massaged... Lol (not kidding; true physiological effect)
In soviet Russia you cum in 8 seconds and get 16 for creativity.
2:55 Thanks but I don't think I'll take editing advice from someone that screws up a post on here of all places! And PS the correct term is "come" but to make it look more deviant and racy it got switched to "cum"
Hopefully this person was under 18...and so was the girl. Poor thing.
Haha to 10:29, pun.
@5:02. ..... Definately cum dude, maybe it wasn't back in 1956 the last time u got laid, but cum is the correct spelling
10:29 is a fucking dumbass
He hot his fun though didn't he