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  • Submitted by Skittlehunter on Jul 21, 11 at 4:43pm

    So...either so drunk that you blacked out or he dosed you with something. Neither is a terribly attractive alternative, neither does you being excited over waking up in what would seem to be a fairly dangerous situation. Not exactly prize winners, either of you.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 21, 11 at 6:58pm

      words of wisdom

  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 21, 11 at 5:08pm

    His neighbors are also hoping that you two continue seeing one another

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    Submitted by opinionzombie on Jul 21, 11 at 4:26pm

    Congratulations! This is hilarious. You're an inspiration to sluts everywhere.

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    Submitted by bankdis on Jul 21, 11 at 7:35pm

    I guess nobody knows what a foyer is? But obviously she was dangling insidee!! Which means she was safee duhh.....

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      Submitted by BarryDingle on Jul 22, 11 at 12:28am

      not if she were dangling by her feet--ie upside down-- for any length of time. duh!

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      Submitted by Skittlehunter on Jul 22, 11 at 10:13am

      You might be an idiot if you don't think you can break your neck inside of a house. "Dangling by my feet from the balcony" would be funny in a Zach Galifianakis movie, in real life that sort of thing usually ends in a car ride to the hospital.

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    Submitted by girl1429 on Jul 21, 11 at 11:08pm


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    Submitted by yfz501 on Jul 21, 11 at 8:51pm glad somebody else caught that. It's a balcony inside the house over the entrance, usually with a chandelier, fancy stair case, and most importantly railing. I still wouldn't call it safe but it's not crazy either.

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    Submitted by Yeep on Jul 21, 11 at 9:03pm

    Tell your friends, to get with my friends, and we can be friends. Shit we can do this every weekend

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    Submitted by erisblake on Jul 22, 11 at 9:02am

    Everyone who calls her a slut or whore probably is one themselves or fears being perceived that way so they judge others harshly first.

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 22, 11 at 9:08pm

    He's your favorite because he tried to kill you and failed?

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 22, 11 at 1:25pm

    Were you naked or not?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 21, 11 at 4:37pm

    Implying there are others. Nice.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 21, 11 at 7:03pm

      i see large doses of penicillin in this girls future\nor a dumpster judging on her character/lifestyle

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 21, 11 at 6:57pm

    wow this girl is trash...shes happy that she got so drunk/was drugged she woke up outside naked "dangling by her feet"?..... does she mean her feet were dangling or was she upside down about to fall to her death?...and the fact the guy didnt even bother to bring her inside speaks volumes to his character...if you have a booty call let her sleep over hell make breakfast or somethin at least give the women some cab money...but hey trash mingles with trash so whatyagunnado

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      Submitted by docsticks on Jul 22, 11 at 5:40am

      the point of a booty call is to not give them breakfast following Barney stinsons rules women are like gremlins, you dont feed then, get them wet, or see them after midnight... BOOM LAWYERED