I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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So...either so drunk that you blacked out or he dosed you with something. Neither is a terribly attractive alternative, neither does you being excited over waking up in what would seem to be a fairly dangerous situation. Not exactly prize winners, either of you.
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His neighbors are also hoping that you two continue seeing one another
Congratulations! This is hilarious. You're an inspiration to sluts everywhere.
@bandkdis...im glad somebody else caught that. It's a balcony inside the house over the entrance, usually with a chandelier, fancy stair case, and most importantly railing. I still wouldn't call it safe but it's not crazy either.
I guess nobody knows what a foyer is? But obviously she was dangling insidee!! Which means she was safee duhh.....
not if she were dangling by her feet--ie upside down-- for any length of time. duh!
You might be an idiot if you don't think you can break your neck inside of a house. "Dangling by my feet from the balcony" would be funny in a Zach Galifianakis movie, in real life that sort of thing usually ends in a car ride to the hospital.
Tell your friends, to get with my friends, and we can be friends. Shit we can do this every weekend
He's your favorite because he tried to kill you and failed?
Everyone who calls her a slut or whore probably is one themselves or fears being perceived that way so they judge others harshly first.
Were you naked or not?
Implying there are others. Nice.
i see large doses of penicillin in this girls future\nor a dumpster judging on her character/lifestyle
wow this girl is trash...shes happy that she got so drunk/was drugged she woke up outside naked "dangling by her feet"?..... does she mean her feet were dangling or was she upside down about to fall to her death?...and the fact the guy didnt even bother to bring her inside speaks volumes to his character...if you have a booty call let her sleep over hell make breakfast or somethin at least give the women some cab money...but hey trash mingles with trash so whatyagunnado
the point of a booty call is to not give them breakfast following Barney stinsons rules women are like gremlins, you dont feed then, get them wet, or see them after midnight... BOOM LAWYERED