don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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seriously...girls know everything you do while you're inside her...it's just the way it is. and yes, total bullshit...you thought about doing it, so you figured what's the difference...I'll just pretend like I did...I might as well have...blah blah
I can't believe fake ones like this get approved, when my friend and i have sent in real ones (funnier than this, i might add), and they don't get posted
Bullshit. If ur hands r free u aren't fuckin her right.
it's called a reacharound... your hands shouldn't be free to do anything, if you're doing it right.
i think she already knew. both of your hands should have been placed firmly on her ass..once you lifted that hand up for longer than 3 strokes..somethings up.
You're cool. I'm sure you have a lot of friends.
Next time take a picture
10:21- the reacharound rocks. haha so many good memories. take it from the back, up against a wall guys- it's the way to go ;] i'mma girl
1:07/1:10 i get the feeling you are on this site for different reasons than most of us lol
If this is true, it's retarded, and I say that as a man who loves me some doggy style.
i was reading through all the tfln and when i came across this one i laughed because the area code was the same as the guy who i just recently did it doggy style with... needless to say i stopped and thought back to the moment when we were fucking
Haha D-Town n this bitch
12:42!! Fuk me!!! I kno seriously yo if yo hands r free u shouldn't b allowed to do doggy...please don't fuk it up for people who love it
she would've noticed when you reached for the phone. she would have felt the absence of your hands and any real effort at stability. that poor, bored girl would've heard you quickly text in the silence. but if you think you got away with something other than robbing a girl of her sexual pleasure, well, enjoy it bc it might be your last lay for awhile.
I would've noticed and I would've giggled :)
It's supposed to be fun!
12:31, you're real original. wow.
He'll yah 214 I'm a 817 but still
Hey! I thought I was the only one fucking his mother! Doggie style. Without a phone.
Shut cho bitchazz up
Oh ye n 12:42 wen u decide to stop by u should bring ur gf so I 69 her wen u fuk me
Okay.. If you did!..... THATS FUCKING AWESOME
Who let the dogs out who who
This is amazing. Go dallas boys!
keep it klassy dallas.
You only fucked your dog doggy style just to say that on your lame status
wait..thats hilarious hahahahahaha and i'm a girl btw
I'm on this site because I keep fkn procrastinatin cuz I need to b working cuz I have a deadline, I'm doing flash banners for Hello kitty online... I can't fo nothing fun with them because sanrio digital r too strict...god forbid u put kittys bow on the other ear
Hey 11:58, I can't believe I fucked your mother
Whoo whoo whoo whoo let the dogs out lol
Haha oh my god, this is hilarious.