just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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OF COURSE IT WOULD, HOW ELSE WOULD IT TALK TO ITS FRIENDS YOU MORON
Excuse men, *apatosaurus. My dinosaur-obsessed four year old self would have wanted me to correct that.
12:29.. Yr a fuckin nerd
it could be worse, REAL apatosaurus shit would have been like, the size of trash cans
12:29 is engaged to his right hand. Can we get a round of applause for the happy couple??
GET OFF THIS FUCKIN SITE.. YOU 12 YEAR OLDS ARE THE REASON THIS SITE WENT TO SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
The person was dressed as a brontosaurus, regardless of whether or not the brontosaurus really existed.
Omg i wish I had friends like this
No matter what 'saurus' it is...this is downright hilarious.
YES IT DOES!!!!! BRONTY GO BATHROOM
This is the epitome of an epic epic Halloween night. Brontosaurus you are a hero whoever you are.
East Coast White Unity (Google it!)
are you suggesting that it has ESP?
Haha love when I read these during class and just start cracking up!!! Funny funny!!
I love you, whoever dressed up as a brontosaurus!!!
wait... would a brontosaurus roar?
you're 13. get the fuck out :)
I call your life is boring and nothing funny ever happens to you 1:49, so you feel the need to call anything that is funny 'fake'
it would have been hard to poop with the costume on haha
Plus, most of us came from a generation that taught us it was called a brontosaurus. Sooo unless this little kids are on this site correcting us bc that's how they're learning it in recent years.. I only have one thing to say..
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
It seems to me that 90% or more of the texts nowadays are fake. They are all very similar to all the other ones. Usually including something about hobos, nuva rings, "i may or may not have...," "i got her to pay me for ________ with a blowjob, BEST DAY EVER," etc. etc.
this is now my halloweeen agenda.
12:29 was a female. And it's not a matter of the brontosaurus changing its name, it wasn't a real dinosaur in the first place. Someone confused the skull of the camara- or cemarasaurus with the skeleton of an apatosaurus.
Of course the brontosaurus is now called an apatosaurus. That's not the point. The point is that a human dressed up at a dinosaur and pooped in the yard while roaring at his/her friend's neighbors, which is hilarious.
13 year old.. "pussys" is spelled pussies.. It's clear yr 13. Get off this site.
And 2:12, "yr" is spelled you're
Only 7 shots? Dude...
1229.. Slide yr glasses back up ye nose n go back to reading encyclopedias. Get off this site nerd
YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IS THIRSTY FOR MY CUM
lmao 8:48 you're amazing
Haha that sounds like something I would do ;)
8:48 made my day xD
I don't usually say this but gimme a break:
Chew your vegetation?
I can feel the nerd rage flowing from this one!!!
And my response. Everyone poops, but when your so shitfaced and dressed in a dino costume makes it that much better!
Mad funny too.
Actually... That's exactly what it means.
brontosaurus means THUNDER LIZARD. incase any one was wondering :)
Wow. This reminds me of something my childhood neighbor would do...now that he's an adult n
Who cares what the brontosaurus is now called, in fact why even change it's name. It's fucking extinct. But any way. This is hilarious.
Poop AND roar? How about poop while roaring makes more sense especially is first poop after long beer weekend and it's wedged in there like trying to get a butt plug out with no hands
6:30 no you dont....
My friend has done that minus the costume
Do you know how long it took me to find a Brontosaurus costume? days. Do you know how many shots it took me to start grazing and roaring in the front yard? 7. And I like pooping in yards so that was easy..... this is not fake, essex county, MA Dinosaurs are fucking awesome..... yes i posted this text, yes it really happened, and its a Brontosaurus not apatosaurus because Brontos sounds more badass!
just pictured someone roaring at neighbors... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
IT DOSNT SPEAK ENGLISH
I would do this
No such thing as a brontosaurus!
Apatasaurus, look it up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!!
I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.
6:35 - No one cares about your racist bullshit
ROTLFMFAO a simple LOL was not justified for this one...I want pics of that to forward on....
Haha I know who this is it actually happened!!
Ok I'm 13 I love this site and I don't enter u guys r just stupid pussys that don't have a life
Pretty sure I know someone who has done this too. Lol.
6:09 clarks in westford?
Ok so who gives a shit that the brontosaurus changed it's name?? It won't mind if we refer to it by it's former name, I promise
Funniest shit I've read today, well, at least top 5
The apatosaurus would not be physically capable of roaring, dipshits. 8:48 is a moron.
was this at the B party at clark??
I call bullshit 1232.