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  • OF COURSE IT WOULD, HOW ELSE WOULD IT TALK TO ITS FRIENDS YOU MORON

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:48am
  • Excuse men, *apatosaurus. My dinosaur-obsessed four year old self would have wanted me to correct that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:47am
  • 12:29.. Yr a fuckin nerd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:39pm
  • it could be worse, REAL apatosaurus shit would have been like, the size of trash cans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:36am
  • lol funnnyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:46am
  • 12:29 is engaged to his right hand. Can we get a round of applause for the happy couple??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:41pm
  • GET OFF THIS FUCKIN SITE.. YOU 12 YEAR OLDS ARE THE REASON THIS SITE WENT TO SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Omg i wish I had friends like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17pm
  • The person was dressed as a brontosaurus, regardless of whether or not the brontosaurus really existed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:34am
  • YES IT DOES!!!!! BRONTY GO BATHROOM

    Submitted by your_mom on Jan 26, 10 at 6:31am
  • No matter what 'saurus' it is...this is downright hilarious.

    Submitted by NorthernExposed on Mar 18, 10 at 3:18am
  • This is the epitome of an epic epic Halloween night. Brontosaurus you are a hero whoever you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:30am
  • are you suggesting that it has ESP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:54am
  • East Coast White Unity (Google it!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Haha love when I read these during class and just start cracking up!!! Funny funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:23pm
  • I love you, whoever dressed up as a brontosaurus!!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:14am
  • wait... would a brontosaurus roar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:47am
  • I call your life is boring and nothing funny ever happens to you 1:49, so you feel the need to call anything that is funny 'fake'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:55am
  • you're 13. get the fuck out :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:04am
  • it would have been hard to poop with the costume on haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:57am
  • Plus, most of us came from a generation that taught us it was called a brontosaurus. Sooo unless this little kids are on this site correcting us bc that's how they're learning it in recent years.. I only have one thing to say..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:15pm
  • this is now my halloweeen agenda.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:23am
  • Of course the brontosaurus is now called an apatosaurus. That's not the point. The point is that a human dressed up at a dinosaur and pooped in the yard while roaring at his/her friend's neighbors, which is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:33am
  • AHAHAHA

    Submitted by justkeepswimming on Sep 19, 10 at 1:00pm
  • It seems to me that 90% or more of the texts nowadays are fake. They are all very similar to all the other ones. Usually including something about hobos, nuva rings, "i may or may not have...," "i got her to pay me for ________ with a blowjob, BEST DAY EVER," etc. etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 12:29 was a female. And it's not a matter of the brontosaurus changing its name, it wasn't a real dinosaur in the first place. Someone confused the skull of the camara- or cemarasaurus with the skeleton of an apatosaurus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:51pm
  • 13 year old.. "pussys" is spelled pussies.. It's clear yr 13. Get off this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Only 7 shots? Dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:00am
  • And 2:12, "yr" is spelled you're

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:07pm
  • 1229.. Slide yr glasses back up ye nose n go back to reading encyclopedias. Get off this site nerd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:40pm
  • YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IS THIRSTY FOR MY CUM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I don't usually say this but gimme a break: FAKE FAKE FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:20am
  • lmao 8:48 you're amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:18am
  • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Haha that sounds like something I would do ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Chew your vegetation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:56am
  • 8:48 made my day xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:26am
  • I can feel the nerd rage flowing from this one!!! And my response. Everyone poops, but when your so shitfaced and dressed in a dino costume makes it that much better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:24pm
  • 978 rep Mad funny too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Actually... That's exactly what it means.

    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 18, 12 at 4:31am
  • Wow. This reminds me of something my childhood neighbor would do...now that he's an adult n

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:07am
  • brontosaurus means THUNDER LIZARD. incase any one was wondering :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Who cares what the brontosaurus is now called, in fact why even change it's name. It's fucking extinct. But any way. This is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Poop AND roar? How about poop while roaring makes more sense especially is first poop after long beer weekend and it's wedged in there like trying to get a butt plug out with no hands

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:08am
  • 6:30 no you dont....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Do you know how long it took me to find a Brontosaurus costume? days. Do you know how many shots it took me to start grazing and roaring in the front yard? 7. And I like pooping in yards so that was easy..... this is not fake, essex county, MA Dinosaurs are fucking awesome..... yes i posted this text, yes it really happened, and its a Brontosaurus not apatosaurus because Brontos sounds more badass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:32am
  • I would do this

    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 10:08pm
  • My friend has done that minus the costume

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:35am
  • IT DOSNT SPEAK ENGLISH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:48am
  • just pictured someone roaring at neighbors... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:55pm
  • No such thing as a brontosaurus! Apatasaurus, look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:46am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 6:35 - No one cares about your racist bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:16am
  • I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Haha I know who this is it actually happened!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:24pm
  • ROTLFMFAO a simple LOL was not justified for this one...I want pics of that to forward on....

    Submitted by mistyv on Jun 22, 10 at 2:14am
  • Ok I'm 13 I love this site and I don't enter u guys r just stupid pussys that don't have a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Pretty sure I know someone who has done this too. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 6:09 clarks in westford?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Ok so who gives a shit that the brontosaurus changed it's name?? It won't mind if we refer to it by it's former name, I promise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Funniest shit I've read today, well, at least top 5

    Submitted by rodrigo_trad on Dec 26, 10 at 2:55pm
  • The apatosaurus would not be physically capable of roaring, dipshits. 8:48 is a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:29pm
  • was this at the B party at clark??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:09pm
  • I call bullshit 1232.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:49am
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