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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:48am

    OF COURSE IT WOULD, HOW ELSE WOULD IT TALK TO ITS FRIENDS YOU MORON

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:29.. Yr a fuckin nerd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:47am

    Excuse men, *apatosaurus. My dinosaur-obsessed four year old self would have wanted me to correct that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:34am

    The person was dressed as a brontosaurus, regardless of whether or not the brontosaurus really existed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:33am

    Of course the brontosaurus is now called an apatosaurus. That's not the point. The point is that a human dressed up at a dinosaur and pooped in the yard while roaring at his/her friend's neighbors, which is hilarious.

  • 94 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:04am

    you're 13. get the fuck out :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:09pm

    It seems to me that 90% or more of the texts nowadays are fake. They are all very similar to all the other ones. Usually including something about hobos, nuva rings, "i may or may not have...," "i got her to pay me for ________ with a blowjob, BEST DAY EVER," etc. etc.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:54am

    are you suggesting that it has ESP?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:51pm

    12:29 was a female. And it's not a matter of the brontosaurus changing its name, it wasn't a real dinosaur in the first place. Someone confused the skull of the camara- or cemarasaurus with the skeleton of an apatosaurus.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:23am

    this is now my halloweeen agenda.

  • 87 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:23pm

    Haha love when I read these during class and just start cracking up!!! Funny funny!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:41pm

    12:29 is engaged to his right hand. Can we get a round of applause for the happy couple??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17pm

    Omg i wish I had friends like this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:35pm

    East Coast White Unity (Google it!)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:48pm

    GET OFF THIS FUCKIN SITE.. YOU 12 YEAR OLDS ARE THE REASON THIS SITE WENT TO SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:47am

    wait... would a brontosaurus roar?

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:55am

    I call your life is boring and nothing funny ever happens to you 1:49, so you feel the need to call anything that is funny 'fake'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:36am

    it could be worse, REAL apatosaurus shit would have been like, the size of trash cans

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:02pm

    Who cares what the brontosaurus is now called, in fact why even change it's name. It's fucking extinct. But any way. This is hilarious.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:12pm

    13 year old.. "pussys" is spelled pussies.. It's clear yr 13. Get off this site.

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:48am

    IT DOSNT SPEAK ENGLISH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:32am

    Do you know how long it took me to find a Brontosaurus costume? days. Do you know how many shots it took me to start grazing and roaring in the front yard? 7. And I like pooping in yards so that was easy..... this is not fake, essex county, MA Dinosaurs are fucking awesome..... yes i posted this text, yes it really happened, and its a Brontosaurus not apatosaurus because Brontos sounds more badass!

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:18am

    lmao 8:48 you're amazing

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:59pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!!

  • 74 82
    Submitted by NorthernExposed on Mar 18, 10 at 3:18am

    No matter what 'saurus' it is...this is downright hilarious.

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:30am

    This is the epitome of an epic epic Halloween night. Brontosaurus you are a hero whoever you are.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:15pm

    I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:46am

    lol funnnyy

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:00am

    Only 7 shots? Dude...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:56pm

    YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IS THIRSTY FOR MY CUM

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:24pm

    I can feel the nerd rage flowing from this one!!! And my response. Everyone poops, but when your so shitfaced and dressed in a dino costume makes it that much better!

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:57am

    it would have been hard to poop with the costume on haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:40pm

    1229.. Slide yr glasses back up ye nose n go back to reading encyclopedias. Get off this site nerd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:07pm

    brontosaurus means THUNDER LIZARD. incase any one was wondering :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:26am

    8:48 made my day xD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:10pm

    Haha that sounds like something I would do ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:14am

    I love you, whoever dressed up as a brontosaurus!!! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:47pm

    Plus, most of us came from a generation that taught us it was called a brontosaurus. Sooo unless this little kids are on this site correcting us bc that's how they're learning it in recent years.. I only have one thing to say..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 3:17pm

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:46am

    No such thing as a brontosaurus! Apatasaurus, look it up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    just pictured someone roaring at neighbors... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:07pm

    And 2:12, "yr" is spelled you're

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:37pm

    I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:06pm

    Ok I'm 13 I love this site and I don't enter u guys r just stupid pussys that don't have a life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:20am

    I don't usually say this but gimme a break: FAKE FAKE FAKE.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:56am

    Chew your vegetation?

  • Submitted by your_mom on Jan 26, 10 at 6:31am

    YES IT DOES!!!!! BRONTY GO BATHROOM

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    Submitted by justkeepswimming on Sep 19, 10 at 1:00pm

    AHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:51pm

    6:09 clarks in westford?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:44pm

    6:30 no you dont....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:46pm

    Ok so who gives a shit that the brontosaurus changed it's name?? It won't mind if we refer to it by it's former name, I promise

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:12pm

    978 rep Mad funny too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:35am

    My friend has done that minus the costume

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:16am

    6:35 - No one cares about your racist bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:08am

    Poop AND roar? How about poop while roaring makes more sense especially is first poop after long beer weekend and it's wedged in there like trying to get a butt plug out with no hands

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:07am

    Wow. This reminds me of something my childhood neighbor would do...now that he's an adult n

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:30pm

    Pretty sure I know someone who has done this too. Lol.

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    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 10:08pm

    I would do this

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 18, 12 at 4:31am

    Actually... That's exactly what it means.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:29pm

    The apatosaurus would not be physically capable of roaring, dipshits. 8:48 is a moron.

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    Submitted by rodrigo_trad on Dec 26, 10 at 2:55pm

    Funniest shit I've read today, well, at least top 5

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:09pm

    was this at the B party at clark??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:49am

    I call bullshit 1232.

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    Submitted by mistyv on Jun 22, 10 at 2:14am

    ROTLFMFAO a simple LOL was not justified for this one...I want pics of that to forward on....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:24pm

    Haha I know who this is it actually happened!!