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  • Lol if I didn't know any better I would think this was my text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:34am
  • sounds like an episode from the Hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:05pm
  • how is this a good night? sounds like he or she was raped or something....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:24pm
  • the type of liquor you drink doesn't matter, it's how much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:39pm
  • vodka or roofies? this is just sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:10am
  • most people wake up upset after they realize youve been rufied. sounds like this guy didnt need to use it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:56am
  • Thats so mean 3:45 buttt hope you have better nights with less blood loss. =] lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:25am
  • wild turkey does that.... my friend fell off his 3rd floor balcony in the middle of winter, got a concussion, messed up his shoulder, wandered around barefoot and shirtless in the snow for about an hour, then somehow managed to get back into the building, climbed into bed and passed out.... then remembered nothing the next day until they got him to the hospital

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:58pm
  • def fake, not even funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:55pm
  • That sounds like a horrible night. Shit like this makes me ashamed to be part of the youth of America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:29pm
  • really this is redic. . . drinking is so stupid i cant even take it. Really i hope you got raped and now your pregnant and have AIDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:45am
  • Anyone who thinks this is fake obviously has never gone to college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:28pm
  • funny, i would have thought that's why it's the worst drink in the world. you're bloodied, injured, lost your clothes and don't even have memories of the "fun" times that led to this? what a waste of a night (and clothes and health!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:33am
  • Sooo true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:07pm
  • Vodka can do it... but umm, you're like a Darwin award waiting to happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:16pm
  • That's crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:37pm
  • I had a night/morning almost exactly like this. Only beer instead of vodka, and sprained my hip, not my ankle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:56pm
  • more people voted this a good night then a bad night? if not remembering is good just jump off a massive cliff, you'll never remember again! =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:17am
  • Yeah... you had an awesome night. :(

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 5, 11 at 12:31am
  • Yeah...something like this happened to my roommate sophomore year of college. Turns out he fell off his lofted bed onto a glass coffee table while he was blackout and got back into bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:03pm
  • whoah harsh, 3:45. i say good job in having a good night :D all the best ones end with physical injury and memory loss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:02am
  • 8:39 it totally matters which liquor- thats the magical thing about booze adventures. For example: taquilla means sex is inevitable but vodka means i will be best friends with the entire bar :)

    Submitted by Lali666 on Nov 5, 11 at 3:23am
  • Hate to know what a bad night looks like, to the op.

    Submitted by ky80 on Jun 18, 11 at 4:37am
  • totally second that 10:28! I've definitely had my nights from wayy too much vodka, woke up to find bruises all over me, pulled together the pieces and found out I a broke a railing and fell on it a my boyfriend's frat lol but now I haaaaate vodka, so gross and too many hangovers with it I can't stomach it anymore, it's like my body is telling me "no, I'm not letting you fuck yourself over again!" lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:37am
  • only liked it to make it number 1337. l337 h4x ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:08pm
  • this shit can def go down by way of vodka... believe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:14pm
  • sounds like the Hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:36pm
  • This one is not funny, and sounds like she is in denial that something bad happened to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:16am
  • You start to remember when you see the videos later.. It's hot trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Sounds more like a painful night?

    Submitted by moremadison on Aug 16, 10 at 3:40pm