She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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how frustrating that must be....
I'm thinking it's her vagina...cause if a guy had a small penis, why would he admit to it to his friend....
...She needs to do some kegels.
Theres nothing more frustrating
Someone a lot loose
At least she has a good sense of humor about the whole thing.
Mighty Putty that shit
when i read this i actually thought it was about a NuvaRing. mine slips out sometimes if i dont put it in deep enough
it's not about the size of the ship?
penises aren't getting smaller girls are getting wider. tramps
"Adequate" is something you never want to hear mentioned in the same breath with your penis.
7:32 is clever but it really is about personal preferences and what works best for you. I'll take a rowboat with a motor over a cruise liner any day.
damn dude, small pee pee is rough. time to use the pump (although it doesn't work but maybe you'll think it will and you'll be dumb enough to try it)
6:39, your saying its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but i hate to tell you that you can't get to England in a rowboat
how about we all just shut up and agree that it can happen for any of the reasons that you guys have named?
7:32, you can get to England in a rowboat from a lot of different places. Let's think before we type. UmmK?
Shit happens to me all the time and I've got a fuckin 8in dick my gf just gets so fucking wet it's like a goddam slip 'n slide
My boyfriend slips out and I certainly don't have a large va-jay-jay, I was a virgin before him and I do kegels all the time. I can barely fit 2 fingers in there. He claims he slips out because it's too wet and tight to stay in. POSSIBLY also because he's about 6 inches, but I'm thinking that's not really it.
funny ass shit....non-stop focus on size and why slipping could happen. Does it really matter why it slips out?....as long as she gets off in the end without you blowing a load first who gives a shit....just put the fucker back in.
Could be whiskey dick. How has no one thought of whiskey dick yet?
She's looser than a oiled pig being chased by fat men.
4:15, that's the first time I've seen the phrase "makin' love" on this sight.
7:32 is awesome in so many ways
3:38..."pee pee" really? Didn't realize we were in pre-school.
6:39 has Poseidon Pussy
Damn those nights
Ha ha, I always love the different opinions on this website.
But that sucks man, slipping out is no fun for either party.
7:32 lets be friends
my boyfriend slips out and hes 8 in and i was a virgin till hom so its not any of those and not wiskey dick i just get super fucking wet its crazy
I bet she just has A HUGE VA JAY JAYY
could also be that she's ridiculously wet
haha small penis sad sad times :'(
7:32pm, that was hilarious. And also true.
Let's keep it reall y'all. Dude has a small penis. Size matters a heck of a lot more than motion. If you know how to stroke it but I'm not feeling anything (due to the size of your dick) what's the point?!
Sucks that his friend shouted him out like that though. Good thing this is anonymous. LOL
Or her bloody tampon... pun possibly intended.
Hahahah 3:38, you used a pump. What a tool. Real men like myself are stacked from birth.
You just admitted you have a small dick, why????
ehhh i would say liquid bandaid would work better. try this and report back with your findings.
stcik it in the pooper then
Size of the boat? Would you prefer a dinghy to a yacht?
some people just don't fit well together.
dismount and find a better dick.
4:15 just turned me on.
i need sex, fuck.
omg. he just has a SMALL penis. 4:14 you're an idiot. if it slips out, it slips out. doggie style aint gonna help with a small dick. i mean its my favorite position, but i just can't use it when i fuck small guys.
he stole that from jeff foxworthy....
6:48, not other than the English Channel. Most of us are from the US or Canada, soooo, no we can't get there. Also if we thought before we typed, we wouldn't be on this website. This is an entire site devoted to stupid thoughtless text.
9:46 Are you twelve? Who does that kind of shit, I mean seriously. Especially now that text from last night records emails and legal action could be taken against you with the new cyber bullying laws, and I don't think you're smart enough to hide your online accounts.
Sometimes its not a small dick but a bad stroking technique.
or maybe she just has a big vagina? yeah right, small penis most likely...
Her technique might suck- he could be adequate size, but she can't move properly.
she could be talking about a dildo too.. just sayin'
4:15 no one believes that your cock is 6.5 in
everyone believes you measured and were thoroughly disappointed
HAHAHA MIGHTY PUTTY! Billy could sell me crack, I swear it.