there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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What'd she put in it, a cowbell or a boat anchor?
Please pass the mind bleach.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh someone please hit the "delete" button in my brain!!! Would have never wish that mental image on other people!! I'm a nurse and thought I'd pretty much heard it all. My second thought was how did anyone find it to pierce it????
Dry heaving....gimme a minute and I'll comment
dry heaving is the least of your worries
All I asked is "what symptoms have you been experiencing?"
and you have to give it a sponge bath
Maybe it's there for geocaching.
here's another gross thought because u gave me this scarred image that will haunt me for the rest of my life.... how much does her clit weigh? this should be an Fml not a TFLN.
Wow! You just can't "unring" that bell. No matter how hard you try
Dr Oz on tfln. Awesome!
1) You're extremely unprofessional to talk about your patients like this.\n2) Grow the fuck up.\n3) Fat people are out there havin all kinds of sex--get over it.
could've went an entire lifetime without picturing that ... thanks
who would agree to even Peirce it for her that's just sick you can't make fat sexy .......
How much schooling does it require then to adjust your morbidly obese patient's nuts because they're stuck in the rolls on his leg?
@grindonme lmao true, just because she can't see her clit doesn't mean everyone else can see it. All big and nasty.
Maybe she wanted to know how it looked cuz she can't see her own clit!
Hey I think I know that girl
Worse, someone is hitting on that. Yuck.
depends on how obese. BMI isn't a realistic standard, the "average" BMI is actually unhealthily underweight. so morbidly obese using this standard might not accurately describe her.\n\nalso, why do you all think that a patient's weight has any affect on clit size? it doesnt.
I feel for you
That is sooooo true. Sads.
you can't make fat sexy
@ Joan. You're a Cunt. Stop judging people on TFLN. It's meant to be funny. And fat people are disgusting. They should learn self control and not be allowed to reproduce/have sex.
In soviet russia clit pierce you!
1 - It's extremely unprofessional to talk about your patients like this. 2 - Grow up! 3. Fat people are out there having sex all the time--get over it.