You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Hey guys, you need to give the thumb some credit. It's opposable.
Ohhhhhhhh... thanks 7:03
I guess it's not plagerism but still when something is just straight quoted from a show or song or movie or book they should just not post it
This shit came from family guy. Stewie was talking bout his"golf pencil"
NOLA! this person must have slept with my ex... srsly the size of my pointer finger. soooooo badddddd!
yup 6:56 and 6:58 you'd think after all these years of evolution the moderators would pick better texts
for natural selection to work, you have to stop sleeping with them anyway!
Get back to the kitchen bitch
7:09 You can't really expect the mods to know every line from every movie out there. If they think something's funny, let them post it, someone will appreciate it. And to all those screaming FAKE, who cares if it's fake, get a life or go visit some other site.
JOKE STOLEN FROM THE CLEVELAND SHO
W.... THAT IS ALL
May pencil dick's dignity rest in peace
CLINT EASTWOOD is a cowboy!
does this really exist? seriously...never came across a guy less than 5 or 6...
The hottest thing about this is that, for her to know this, she must play golf.
it ain't long...but it sure is thin!
7:47 It does exist...and it awful...just fake the O and move on
there need to be built in inch-o-meter in guys that only girls can read. and a built in down to fuck-o-meter in girls that only guys can read.
At least he doesn't suffer from micro-penis. Lol. It's an actual birth defect.
Pfft... I don't even waste a fake O on those kind of boys... Fake a muscle cramp, apologize for the ruined mood and go home.
My dick's like a universal remote and only the increase volume button works.
the dick is only about as long as the woman's mouth but a lot shorter than a woman's cunt. I guess that mean god doesn't want women to choke when they are giving BJ's. How thoughtful!!
just when I thought the moderators were getting better.. geez
10:11 You're on to something there, but only if the "down to fuck" meter wil increase of she likes the size the guy is packing...
the text is stupid dumb ass
wow tell me about it 6:56 this is fuckin retarded
I am pretty sure now days they let us women out of the house and they actually allow us to do things. Get with the times women know things. If you're gonna be sensitive about the whole joke your dick might be that small.
7:10 yeah actually we do