You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Hey guys, you need to give the thumb some credit. It's opposable.
it ain't long...but it sure is thin!
I guess it's not plagerism but still when something is just straight quoted from a show or song or movie or book they should just not post it
Ohhhhhhhh... thanks 7:03
This shit came from family guy. Stewie was talking bout his"golf pencil"
yup 6:56 and 6:58 you'd think after all these years of evolution the moderators would pick better texts
for natural selection to work, you have to stop sleeping with them anyway!
NOLA! this person must have slept with my ex... srsly the size of my pointer finger. soooooo badddddd!
Get back to the kitchen bitch
7:09 You can't really expect the mods to know every line from every movie out there. If they think something's funny, let them post it, someone will appreciate it. And to all those screaming FAKE, who cares if it's fake, get a life or go visit some other site.
JOKE STOLEN FROM THE CLEVELAND SHO
W.... THAT IS ALL
CLINT EASTWOOD is a cowboy!
May pencil dick's dignity rest in peace
The hottest thing about this is that, for her to know this, she must play golf.
does this really exist? seriously...never came across a guy less than 5 or 6...
there need to be built in inch-o-meter in guys that only girls can read. and a built in down to fuck-o-meter in girls that only guys can read.
Pfft... I don't even waste a fake O on those kind of boys... Fake a muscle cramp, apologize for the ruined mood and go home.
7:47 It does exist...and it awful...just fake the O and move on
At least he doesn't suffer from micro-penis. Lol. It's an actual birth defect.
My dick's like a universal remote and only the increase volume button works.
the dick is only about as long as the woman's mouth but a lot shorter than a woman's cunt. I guess that mean god doesn't want women to choke when they are giving BJ's. How thoughtful!!
just when I thought the moderators were getting better.. geez
10:11 You're on to something there, but only if the "down to fuck" meter wil increase of she likes the size the guy is packing...
the text is stupid dumb ass
wow tell me about it 6:56 this is fuckin retarded
I am pretty sure now days they let us women out of the house and they actually allow us to do things. Get with the times women know things. If you're gonna be sensitive about the whole joke your dick might be that small.
7:10 yeah actually we do