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  • Hey guys, you need to give the thumb some credit. It's opposable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I guess it's not plagerism but still when something is just straight quoted from a show or song or movie or book they should just not post it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Ohhhhhhhh... thanks 7:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:17pm
  • This shit came from family guy. Stewie was talking bout his"golf pencil"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:03pm
  • NOLA! this person must have slept with my ex... srsly the size of my pointer finger. soooooo badddddd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:25pm
  • yup 6:56 and 6:58 you'd think after all these years of evolution the moderators would pick better texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:01pm
  • for natural selection to work, you have to stop sleeping with them anyway!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Get back to the kitchen bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:46am
  • 7:09 You can't really expect the mods to know every line from every movie out there. If they think something's funny, let them post it, someone will appreciate it. And to all those screaming FAKE, who cares if it's fake, get a life or go visit some other site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:31pm
  • JOKE STOLEN FROM THE CLEVELAND SHO W.... THAT IS ALL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:12pm
  • May pencil dick's dignity rest in peace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:58pm
  • CLINT EASTWOOD is a cowboy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:40pm
  • The hottest thing about this is that, for her to know this, she must play golf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:05pm
  • it ain't long...but it sure is thin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:35pm
  • does this really exist? seriously...never came across a guy less than 5 or 6...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:47pm
  • it ain't long...but it sure is thin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:33pm
  • 7:47 It does exist...and it awful...just fake the O and move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:29pm
  • there need to be built in inch-o-meter in guys that only girls can read. and a built in down to fuck-o-meter in girls that only guys can read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Pfft... I don't even waste a fake O on those kind of boys... Fake a muscle cramp, apologize for the ruined mood and go home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:50pm
  • At least he doesn't suffer from micro-penis. Lol. It's an actual birth defect.

    Submitted by michael0984 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:41am
  • the dick is only about as long as the woman's mouth but a lot shorter than a woman's cunt. I guess that mean god doesn't want women to choke when they are giving BJ's. How thoughtful!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:39pm
  • My dick's like a universal remote and only the increase volume button works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:18am
  • just when I thought the moderators were getting better.. geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:56pm
  • 10:11 You're on to something there, but only if the "down to fuck" meter wil increase of she likes the size the guy is packing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:04pm
  • the text is stupid dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:52pm
  • wow tell me about it 6:56 this is fuckin retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:58pm
  • I am pretty sure now days they let us women out of the house and they actually allow us to do things. Get with the times women know things. If you're gonna be sensitive about the whole joke your dick might be that small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:00pm
  • 7:10 yeah actually we do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:59am