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  • 84 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:40am

    You know what's depressing? The quality of all recent texts.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:36am

    stolen from 30 rock. you piece of shit.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:56am

    I think I'm going to apply for a job as a moderator for TFLN. I think I could do a better job.... This shit would NEVER make it on if I was in charge!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:47am

    5:33, I thought the sane thing!! Awesome!!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:28am

    I hate it when quotes from TV shows or movies make it on here.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:07am

    this makes me sad to b from this area code :(

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:11am

    That makes me want a pretzel, which in turn would make me thirsty...

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:05am

    That was my second guess. First was, "Your life."

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:31am

    Honestly guys.. Are you really THAT offended by this text to "shove a cactus up there ass"... Get over yourselves..

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:09am

    Or a tootsie roll pop for that matter...

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:44pm

    I also watch 30 Rock...Tracey Jordan is hilarious, this text is not.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:33am

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop ?????????

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:24pm

    It's like a picture of an owl without a graduation cap - heartbreaking

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:27am

    BACON is good!!!!!!! But I will not be silenced!!!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:12pm

    it bothers me that you guys are saying it wrong.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:36am

    you are NO tracey jordan.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:58am

    Fucking makes me thirsty

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:11pm

    i laughed out lound when i read this, just because its not a gross sex text doesn't mean it sucks

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:46am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:08am

    Why the fuck is this on here?

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23pm

    Notice allot of the bad ones are from this area code?

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:24am

    1..2...3. Thhhhrrrrreeee!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:11am

    only tracy jordan can say this.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:54pm

    This is rip off from 30 Rock!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:44am

    What the fucking hell. Who the fuck decides what texts get posted? I want tonfind them ans shove a fuckng catus up their ass and then maybe they will have better judgement of what texts get posted.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    @6:46 @8:13 @8:53 EVERYONE HAS UNDERSTOOD THAT BACON IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU. now shut the FUCK up.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:53am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:46am

    KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:13am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:51pm

    you guys are addicted to smut and TV. I get the smut part...

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:27am

    Fucking Lame!!! Fuck!!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:51pm

    Laughed so hard I cried

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:11am

    4:05 do you want some ice for that burn

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:00am

    the fucking mods are to blame for posting this shit

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:22pm

    Taken from 30 Rock. Be original bitches!

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:15am

    you know what's depressing? this text.