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  • I once had to stare in horror as my luggage got searched in front of me and my parents at the airport once. Might never recover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:42am
  • my mom said mine was a piece of shit and offered to buy me a better one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Yeah........this has happened to me before too :s

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:10pm
  • 846... Uh.... Ok.... I take it you turned beet red.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Maybe mom would be happy it's something rubber than an actual rubber!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:40pm
  • go tampa! im 727. oh yea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:34am
  • how about utilizing your time a little more efficiently and actually look for it instead of texting about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:17am
  • wow-- happens to me all day :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Why does people think their mom never had sex? How do you think you got here. Mom was sweaty and soaked with cum when you were concieved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:48pm
  • lmaooo sooo ackward, that sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:31pm
  • the only thing that will make that anymore awkward is if this is a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:50pm
  • been there done that. Mom found the "pleasure chest". She tried to use the bondage tape to tape the box back! LMAO. Embarrassing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:58pm
  • happens to me when i move too!!! i always hide my naughty shit in like 20 plastic bags under all this crap so she wont go threw it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:44pm
  • lol my mom was cleaning my room while i was at college and im terrified she found mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:27pm
  • hilarious! my neighbor came over to see my new armoir months ago and opened my underwear drawer, which is where i keep my vibrator! i was cringing, but im not sure she saw it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Yeah mom found my Fleshlight... Awkward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:30am
  • hahahah @ 8:48 and btw, my mom found Midget porn while helping me pack... i think you'll be okay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:10am
  • I actually found my mom's when I helped her unpack....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:26pm
  • ha, been there fur suuure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:05pm
  • fuuuuuuck. that sucks. My mom was helping me unpack when i got home, so i had to hide away the box with my kama sutra, condoms, and vibrator. Scary shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:50pm
  • I've been there.. about 2 weeks ago actually. I was freaking out. hahaaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:34am
  • Hudson.... where shit like this is the norm haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:23am
  • this site is a scream ... aaaahhhhh .....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:49am
  • bitch Tampa is 813, get it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:28am
  • Nice. Haha. That sucks.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Me and my now ex found his mom's while going thru some boxes one day, LOL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:45am
  • I'm curious to see how it turned out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:24am
  • Did you check your vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12am
  • 9:26, I've been there and I empathise. Major awkward, especially since my mom was so nonchalant and couldn't get why I was freaking out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:11am
  • Been there. Now whenever I move, I pack a box of things I don't want my mom to find and hide it in my car til she leaves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Tell it 5:28! 727 is more St. Pete/ Pinnellas Park

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:23pm
  • 9:30am- dude- omg. did she know what it was? worse for a guy i think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:32am
  • Don't worry your mom has got at least one too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:04pm
  • When I was young, I found a flashlight that didn't have a place for a bulb. I can't remember if I washed my hands after putting it back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:48am
  • I told my mom about mine when I was high on morphine after having wisdom teeth removed. Her jaw literally dropped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:02am
  • WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:47pm
  • ahhh i hate it when that happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:14pm
  • My sister found my dildo in the shower and brought it to the dinner table. I'm a guy. Ahd to lie and say some girl left it. My dad high fived me but my mom figured it out....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:46pm