My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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846... Uh.... Ok.... I take it you turned beet red.
Yeah........this has happened to me before too :s
I once had to stare in horror as my luggage got searched in front of me and my parents at the airport once. Might never recover.
my mom said mine was a piece of shit and offered to buy me a better one
wow-- happens to me all day :(
Why does people think their mom never had sex? How do you think you got here. Mom was sweaty and soaked with cum when you were concieved
go tampa! im 727. oh yea
I've been there.. about 2 weeks ago actually. I was freaking out. hahaaa.
how about utilizing your time a little more efficiently and actually look for it instead of texting about it.
Maybe mom would be happy it's something rubber than an actual rubber!
the only thing that will make that anymore awkward is if this is a guy
lmaooo sooo ackward, that sucks.
hahahah @ 8:48 and btw, my mom found Midget porn while helping me pack... i think you'll be okay
lol my mom was cleaning my room while i was at college and im terrified she found mine
I actually found my mom's when I helped her unpack....
hilarious! my neighbor came over to see my new armoir months ago and opened my underwear drawer, which is where i keep my vibrator! i was cringing, but im not sure she saw it!
been there done that. Mom found the "pleasure chest". She tried to use the bondage tape to tape the box back! LMAO. Embarrassing...
Yeah mom found my Fleshlight... Awkward...
fuuuuuuck. that sucks. My mom was helping me unpack when i got home, so i had to hide away the box with my kama sutra, condoms, and vibrator. Scary shit.
happens to me when i move too!!! i always hide my naughty shit in like 20 plastic bags under all this crap so she wont go threw it!
bitch Tampa is 813, get it right.
ha, been there fur suuure
this site is a scream ... aaaahhhhh .....
I'm curious to see how it turned out
Me and my now ex found his mom's while going thru some boxes one day, LOL!!
Hudson.... where shit like this is the norm haha
Nice. Haha. That sucks.
9:26, I've been there and I empathise. Major awkward, especially since my mom was so nonchalant and couldn't get why I was freaking out
Did you check your vagina?
Been there. Now whenever I move, I pack a box of things I don't want my mom to find and hide it in my car til she leaves.
Don't worry your mom has got at least one too.
When I was young, I found a flashlight that didn't have a place for a bulb. I can't remember if I washed my hands after putting it back.
9:30am- dude- omg. did she know what it was? worse for a guy i think.
Tell it 5:28! 727 is more St. Pete/ Pinnellas Park
ahhh i hate it when that happens
I told my mom about mine when I was high on morphine after having wisdom teeth removed. Her jaw literally dropped.
My sister found my dildo in the shower and brought it to the dinner table. I'm a guy. Ahd to lie and say some girl left it. My dad high fived me but my mom figured it out....