My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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I once had to stare in horror as my luggage got searched in front of me and my parents at the airport once. Might never recover.
Yeah........this has happened to me before too :s
my mom said mine was a piece of shit and offered to buy me a better one
846... Uh.... Ok.... I take it you turned beet red.
Why does people think their mom never had sex? How do you think you got here. Mom was sweaty and soaked with cum when you were concieved
how about utilizing your time a little more efficiently and actually look for it instead of texting about it.
go tampa! im 727. oh yea
Maybe mom would be happy it's something rubber than an actual rubber!
wow-- happens to me all day :(
lmaooo sooo ackward, that sucks.
the only thing that will make that anymore awkward is if this is a guy
hilarious! my neighbor came over to see my new armoir months ago and opened my underwear drawer, which is where i keep my vibrator! i was cringing, but im not sure she saw it!
hahahah @ 8:48 and btw, my mom found Midget porn while helping me pack... i think you'll be okay
been there done that. Mom found the "pleasure chest". She tried to use the bondage tape to tape the box back! LMAO. Embarrassing...
lol my mom was cleaning my room while i was at college and im terrified she found mine
Yeah mom found my Fleshlight... Awkward...
I actually found my mom's when I helped her unpack....
happens to me when i move too!!! i always hide my naughty shit in like 20 plastic bags under all this crap so she wont go threw it!
I've been there.. about 2 weeks ago actually. I was freaking out. hahaaa.
ha, been there fur suuure
fuuuuuuck. that sucks. My mom was helping me unpack when i got home, so i had to hide away the box with my kama sutra, condoms, and vibrator. Scary shit.
Hudson.... where shit like this is the norm haha
this site is a scream ... aaaahhhhh .....
bitch Tampa is 813, get it right.
Me and my now ex found his mom's while going thru some boxes one day, LOL!!
Nice. Haha. That sucks.
I'm curious to see how it turned out
9:26, I've been there and I empathise. Major awkward, especially since my mom was so nonchalant and couldn't get why I was freaking out
Did you check your vagina?
Been there. Now whenever I move, I pack a box of things I don't want my mom to find and hide it in my car til she leaves.
Tell it 5:28! 727 is more St. Pete/ Pinnellas Park
9:30am- dude- omg. did she know what it was? worse for a guy i think.
Don't worry your mom has got at least one too.
When I was young, I found a flashlight that didn't have a place for a bulb. I can't remember if I washed my hands after putting it back.
ahhh i hate it when that happens
I told my mom about mine when I was high on morphine after having wisdom teeth removed. Her jaw literally dropped.
My sister found my dildo in the shower and brought it to the dinner table. I'm a guy. Ahd to lie and say some girl left it. My dad high fived me but my mom figured it out....