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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 11, 12 at 11:50am

    Watching a lot of porn and masturbating? "Did you order the sausage?"

  • 77 56
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 11, 12 at 10:32am

    Then the cats start to show by the dozens.

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      Submitted by reeln on Feb 11, 12 at 11:05pm

      I actually laughed out loud. nice

  • 68 48
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 11, 12 at 12:51pm

    Aww hahah.

  • 70 54
    Submitted by hollyisfly on Feb 11, 12 at 10:39am

    I do stuff like this.... You never know.

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    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Feb 11, 12 at 12:43pm

    The pizza is free if he last's 30 min or less.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by haliganbar on Feb 12, 12 at 6:51am

    I hope he gives her more than just a tip.

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    Submitted by Smittyda_HOGG1 on Feb 11, 12 at 10:49am

    How sad