I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Then the cats start to show by the dozens.
I actually laughed out loud. nice
Watching a lot of porn and masturbating? "Did you order the sausage?"
I do stuff like this.... You never know.
The pizza is free if he last's 30 min or less.
I hope he gives her more than just a tip.