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  • I poop while I poop...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:26pm
  • also, there's already been a text exactly like this, it was "how did people used to poop before blackberrys were invented?" or some equivalent shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Haha taking a shit as I'm reading this...on my iPhone...epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:29pm
  • People without blackberries have iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Poop with their iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:34pm
  • They play Cut the Rope. Like me!

    Submitted by osirisfrost on Mar 26, 11 at 3:16pm
  • I read The New Yorker while I defecate. And, yes, I am an old white person.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 23, 11 at 9:58pm
  • Those people have iPhones ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:48am
  • Amen 2:21. iPhone 4s or Blackberry. Yeah not even a contest. Thank you Steve Jobs.

    Submitted by princessfrogley on Apr 7, 12 at 9:01am
  • Like everyone else iPhones I'm on mine now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:50pm
  • k enough about iPhones being better people it's a phone nobody gives a crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Bejeweling on their iPods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Never knew there were so many of us in the iPhone Surfing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Shitten now bitches...and playin on my iPhone...hey, it knew I wanted to type iPhone, it did it again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:49pm
  • So if I just repost texts, they'll make it on here??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:37pm
  • They probably play on their IPhones

    Submitted by tizzwizz on Sep 18, 11 at 10:03pm
  • I play snake on my brickberry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:12pm
  • I use my iPhone haha

    Submitted by atmilam on Nov 2, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Pluck our pubes then use them to floss, duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:43am
  • They have iPhones haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:11am
  • They go on their pre-paid 2002 Nikia phones and play old school snake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I used to have a blackberry I love my Iphone now it's wayy better ESP while pooping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:48pm
  • they take a dump while reading the paper duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:55pm
  • 2:27 why don't you cry about it. Maybe your texts just aren't as funny as you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:56pm
  • On my iPhone taking a shit right now...haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:05am
  • Seriously, how many people are going to post iPhone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Use the iPhone, cause it's better!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:32pm
  • check TFLN on a lap top..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:55am
  • iPhone...enough said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:15am
  • These pretzels are making me poop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Spankwire never loads the movies for me so I go to ifap or ziporn mobile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:38pm
  • i dont get this text at all??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:27pm
  • I only read tfln while taking a dukie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:50am
  • ...(reading this on an iPhone while pooping)...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Use their more elite iPhone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:11pm
  • How many retards are going to post "they poop with their iPhone? Can't you see 100 other people already said that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Iphone - actually im shitting right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:42pm
  • why does it unknown error?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:50pm
  • iPhone > blackberry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:46pm
  • has anyone heard of a newspaper? i know its so "old school" but reading sports while crapping is a classic guy activity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:43pm
  • fuck blackberries. they're for people who can't afford iPhones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:45am
  • Blackberry? You mean iPhone right? Blackberry blow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:55pm
  • You get a Iphone and play doodle jump while you dump

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:20am
  • Play with there iPhones !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:20pm
  • 2:43, I do read sports while I go, got ESPN as a front page app on my iPhone. Or I listen to ESPN Radio, got that app too. What could ever beat an iPhone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:07pm
  • I don't have an iPhone or a blackberry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:57pm
  • I just read that while I was iPhone-ing on the toilet. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Check TFLN. Currently doing it!

    Submitted by Santino on Aug 10, 11 at 8:09am
  • Read this or fml on their phones. adds 5 minutes to my shits

    Submitted by 4theCuse on Mar 2, 10 at 10:05am
  • iPhones...sudoku, obvs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:30pm
  • i use my macbook pro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Hooah 9:28. Sending this from mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:30pm
  • iphone on the toilet ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:40pm
  • does anyone with a blackberry havethe application that actualy works on their phone? bc its not working for me...FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:03am
  • Hopefully they have an iPhone or iPod touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Yay, I'm pooping now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:30pm
  • We bust out our iPhones and update fb status w/o any problem. Then watch porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:11pm
  • Play doodle jump on their iPhones. Duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:45pm
  • look at tfln on their iPhones. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Wip my ass with a blackbarry and read tfln on my iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:06pm
  • I just saw this exact same text on TWI except it said iPhones Instead of blackberries. Someone must have been bored shitless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:04pm
  • brick breaker....the greatest blackberry invention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:16pm
  • It makes me sad when I'm reading these whilst taking a poop and they run out before I do :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:50pm
  • I never borrow iPhones for that reason!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:14pm
  • get iphones.

    Submitted by tankgurrl420 on May 30, 11 at 9:01pm
  • 2:39 Love it. All you blackberry users are tired of hearing about iPhones cuz you wish you hadn't spent your money on the blackberry. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Lmao! I was opening my tfln app on my iphone thinking this exact same thing, while taking a poop, right before I read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Play on there iPhones... Fuck blackberry's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Play on their iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:14am
  • @ 3:56. Go fuck yourself. Because plenty of people have funny txt and I don't see them up here and people have submitted them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Surprisingly enough this is a repost, so this dipshit go the same text on here twice but none of mine ever go through. TFLN needs to take a hint from FML and let us moderate what texts go up or not because clearly they're incapable of finding things that are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:27pm
  • They fap it or read something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Play on their iPhones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Pooping and playing on iPhone... So hot right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:51am
  • repeat/ripped off from another story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:04pm
  • iPhones are for stupid people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:34am
  • Doodle jump on iPhone!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Plagiarism is awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:10pm
  • What do people who HAVE blackberrys do? Answer: wish they had iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:38pm
  • We read tfln

    Submitted by Andromeda2126 on Jul 1, 11 at 11:43am
  • probably use iphones

    Submitted by mr_liverpoolman on Mar 9, 10 at 9:45pm
  • What 7:25 said. No joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:43pm
  • 2:59 sounds exactly like my DH. What's wrong with you people? I make crosswords puzzel while doing Nr 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:14pm
  • They play with their iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:42pm
  • they play with their iPhones dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:08am
  • IPhones have jumped to the number 1 phone, but for godsakes people shutup! I own one and even i'm getting sick of all the iPhones are awesome, iPhones own crackberries, blahhhhh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I have a blackberry app on my iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:54pm
  • seriously.. can't we get any more entertaining texts.. this isnt even funny.. doesn't matter what type of phone either way people can do that dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I'm for sure pooping and reading this at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Wow how unoriginal of a repost

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Play their iPhones.\nBitch

    Submitted by stefanathon on Apr 25, 10 at 3:49am
  • Epic iPhones ftw. On mine shitting on lunch break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:49pm
  • My iPhone has an app for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:43am
  • Haha. I read this while crapping, using the TFLN app on my iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:24am
  • After reading this, I think I'm gonna have to get an iphone. I feel so left out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:03pm
  • iPhone here too. rock on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Are we all taking a shit right now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I used to have a blackberry when my folks were broke and we were on welfare. Then I got rid of that garbage and got an iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Pooping right now. iPod Touch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:36pm
  • read on iPhone while dropping duece.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:49am
  • Yeah, I shit with my iPhone and pity the fuckin' blackberry user. Their shit sessions must be fucking lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:01am
  • Clearly iPhones. Shitting with one now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:41am
  • Yeah, we have iPhones haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:36am
  • Play brick breaker on my 1st gen razr???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:54am
  • If i accidentally get into the bathroom w/o my iPhone I will walk back out and get my iPhone b4 starting any bathroom business! iPhone=Best invention ever!..who need a piece of s**t ball on their phone.. blackberry owners = love playing with balls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:59pm
  • This one is so FUCKING OLD!!!! How did this shot get posted and not my funny text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Using my i phone right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Sucks cause now I have Hemmroids cause I sit on the pot for about 25 mins to take a dump with my iphone doing txt msg, games, apps. If it wasn't for Bejewled Blitz...I don't know if I could have got that last strain out! LOL!! - PT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:59pm
  • iPhone

    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Oct 5, 11 at 3:12am
  • Masturbate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:41pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:58am
  • iPhones are waay better than blackberrys...sorry bbm fanatics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 8:11 is so right, bust out the 3g in this bitch and go to town on some facebook and porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Haha I am doin this on my iPhone in the bathroom too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:51pm
  • In Philly read bathroom wall lit such as. LeRoy wiz herrrrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Some jackass allready posted this a couple weeks ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:31pm
  • They have fun on their iPhones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I have no iPhone or Blackberry. pooping is fun enough without them! That might just be us girls though. Is pooping different for guys, I wonder?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Hope they got an iPhone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:36pm
  • ifap is good... mobile.spankwire.c0m is better :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I read instead of play with a phone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:07pm
  • They poop with an IPhone - BECAUSE THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:10pm
  • I'm doing that right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:58pm
  • iPhone app. On the crapper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Some of us just poop. You know, like normal people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:07pm
  • I couldn't poop without an iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:59pm
  • They have Iphones and play better games

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:45am
  • I read. Yes read. That ancient technology involving paper. GASP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:54am
  • Pooping and reading tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Hehe I love my Iphone :) Its mucho better than your gross Blackberry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:20pm
  • The irony of this Read on a much superior iPhone while taking a dump

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:38am
  • Think about it; bbm? Big bowel movement. Blackberry and dingleberry are fare too similiar as well. I think somebody had a fetish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Well those with out blackberries have something better........ An Iphone!!! Blackberry owners r Iphone wannabes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:01am
  • I read tfln or play doodle jumper while I poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:46pm
  • i use my palm pre. like i am right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Can't get service on an iPhone... I love my crackberry! Doesn't mean i'm poor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:54pm
  • what if you don't poop?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:37pm
  • what if you don't poop?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Use iPhones. Cause they are sooooo. Much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Read this, fml, or twi... From our Iphones. I was pooping when I read this too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • I use my Dare. Shut up. A phone is a phone, get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:51pm
  • In Russia, Blackberrys poop you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:07pm
  • We read tfln on our iphones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Play on their iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Like the other guy said iPhone and I'm shitting now too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:48pm
  • They play with their superior iPhones. (btw, poopin and playing on mah iPhone right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Well.. Right now im poopin with my iphone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:58pm
  • iPhone. Daily news, bank balance, TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49am
  • Spankwire has better quality videos but their search function never works properly so I stick with ifap.to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 9:14 must not have an iPhone. Hahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:33pm
  • And actually pooping while reading this iPhone is better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:11pm
  • U r so right all those poor ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:57pm
  • what do people without blackberrys do during class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32pm
  • they wish they had iPhones :) hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:20am
  • my guess is they use an iphone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:26pm
  • IPhone is better I get to watch videos while I poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Use multiple apps on my iPhone and listen to music. Oh and I don't have to worry about my roller ball getting stuck like you blackberry users. ;)

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Aug 29, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Read the shampoo bottle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:42am
  • Toyletin anasini sikiyom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:41am
  • I look at tfln on my iPhone Im pooping as I type

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Not nearly as much as people with I phones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:26pm
  • play on their iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:20pm
  • are you serious 2:35 (2)? seems like every douchebag in an ed hardy tshirt cant wait to show off their blackberrys "look the background screen is me and my buddies jerking eachother off in ed hardy gear"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Hey I was totaly gonna post a comment about the iPhone but I'm so proud of my fellow IPoders for chomping at the bit. Good work

    Submitted by sactastic on Apr 23, 10 at 7:09am
  • Wonder what those red bumps on my nutsack are, then smoke a bowl an try to figure out what picture I could make if I connected them. It's pretty entertaining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:38am
  • they have iPhone's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:08am
  • Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:32am
  • This is old. Tfln people suck. Stop letting the same shit thru.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:00pm
  • iPhones. Really a crackberry?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:28pm
  • This is fake. It was up twice last month. Damn blackberry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:05pm
  • They have iPhones, so they actually are entertained.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm
  • They use iphones.

    Submitted by taternater on Oct 21, 10 at 12:42am
  • Oh yeah I read TFLN on iPhone while taking a shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:45am
  • We poop while watching sex videos on our itunes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:17am
  • this is such a true statement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:47pm
  • I laughed cause I read this on my iPhone while pooping!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:13pm
  • What would I do if didn't have an I phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:14pm
  • They go on their iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:09pm
  • This is defs a repost....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:34pm
  • They surf the web on their iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:44pm
  • They read tfln on their iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:25pm
  • 5:50 Much funnier than the actual text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Use their suppior iPhones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja

    Submitted by llddbb on Feb 3, 11 at 3:56am
  • Dude I have an I phone and I dont think it is any better than my blackberry that I had. I loved my blackberry. IPhones are cool but not any better than any other phone so everyone shut up lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Play with there balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:02am
  • I prefer to rub one out while I shit and sometimes eat taco bell as well. All 3 with a nice bowl of headies makes for a perfect moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:02am
  • Poop and brick breaker. The start to a great day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:38pm
  • This was already said like two weeks ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:29pm
  • looks like iphone is the winner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:34pm
  • They use their iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:35pm
  • We use our iPhones, duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I've read this one or ones like it for nearly three months. WAKE UP YOU STUPID TFLN FILTER ASSHOLES! This IS NOT original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:14pm
  • They get a iPhone idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Fake this was on TWI and it was iPhones not blackberry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:49am
  • I'm pooping right now you fucking wizard you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:30pm
  • They read tfln on the iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I feel like I've seen this one before....???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Play tetris on my iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Use their iPhones! xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:19pm
  • how long are you in there for seriously?? well as for me i use my voyager and read dumb shit people leave on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:17pm
  • what if you don't poop?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Play with the iPhone (: loser, get one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:04am
  • I've heard this everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:36pm
  • I agree 10:44. If I know I'll be a while I'll smoke a J and use my iPhone. Hell I'll stay on the throne longer just to finish the J with no interuptions. - 6:29

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:13pm
  • I've seen this one before.... Or something very very close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:03pm
  • We do the same thing as you, but on our iPhones!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Read TFLN

    Submitted by sptp on Dec 13, 10 at 7:26pm
  • concentrate real hard to make that one perfect long one! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:59am
  • iPhone > Blackberry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:39am
  • /agreed MacBook pro or iPhone-pooping right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:19pm
  • What do people who don't have iPhones do while they poop? Play with there gayass little blackberry just flush it cuz it belongs with shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Play with the better phone the iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I'm actually pooping right now. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:58pm
  • That's just nasty....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 2:39 (3)...u my friend are a fucking genius...hilarious post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:51pm
  • They have iPhones!!! 

    Submitted by Kalixzo on Jul 30, 10 at 8:34am
  • So would you say it's the majority of people in the world who don't have enough thoughts to spend the ten minutes it takes to poop without electronic entertainment or just the majority of tfln readers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:36pm
  • I shit into my hand and then smear it on the wall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:47am
  • Does everyone in the world either have an iPhone or wish they did now?! I mean, I'm typing this on mine too, but jeez... I always wondered if I should've gotten a blackberry instead; tfln answered my question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:10am
  • Play on the iphone.........guuuuuuuuuh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:00am
  • Besides play tap tap revenge on my iPhone I tend to do sudoko and cross word puzzles...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Use their iPhones, duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:40pm
  • We use our iPods! Lol

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 25, 10 at 9:19pm
  • I said this exact thing about iPhones yesterday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:52pm
  • That's right we play with our iPhones like im doing now whilst taking an enormous dump at work in the bathroom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:03pm
  • I am pooping as I type this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Sounds like someone is a little jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Anonymous said... "Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do. October 14, 2009 2:35PM" Can I sense some JEALOUSY?? --- People without blackberries save money on their plans by not getting blackberries. Or they use their super amazing iphone. Or any other phone. Who cares what brand name it is, you have a lot of the same features. you ftl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:14pm
  • lol. we text on our normal ppl phones :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:33pm
  • I never don the throne without my iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:45pm
  • They play on their iPhones duhh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:45pm
  • They play with their iPhones! Blackberry's are for idiot fucks who like to pretend they are someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:36am
  • Bounce a ball off the bathroom door like in the Great Escape. Or read TFLN on their iPhone :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:57am
  • Haha 2;29 so am I! Also on the toilet while also in the far superior iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:31pm
  • 2:25 (2)- I'm sorry you are poor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Read "texts from last night" while taking the shit of theirs lives. I'm literally doing that as i type this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Okay now i'm convinced i NEVER want to get an iPhone if it's going to turn me into a cocky asshole that never shuts up about my damn phone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:07am
  • I should do a song about iPhones and put on YouTube. "Find the cheapest gas prices- got that app too, "What about porn? - Just go to ifap.to"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:10pm
  • How does this shit get on here anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:25pm
  • We play on our much more superior iPhones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:08am
  • Play on their more superior iPhones! Duh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:18am
  • play on their droid :)

    Submitted by leslie0487 on Aug 6, 10 at 9:47pm