what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I poop while I poop...
also, there's already been a text exactly like this, it was "how did people used to poop before blackberrys were invented?" or some equivalent shit
Haha taking a shit as I'm reading this...on my iPhone...epic
People without blackberries have iPhones
Poop with their iPhone
I read The New Yorker while I defecate. And, yes, I am an old white person.
Amen 2:21. iPhone 4s or Blackberry. Yeah not even a contest. Thank you Steve Jobs.
They play Cut the Rope. Like me!
Those people have iPhones ;)
check TFLN on a lap top..
Like everyone else iPhones I'm on mine now.
Bejeweling on their iPods
I use my iPhone haha
Pluck our pubes then use them to floss, duh
So if I just repost texts, they'll make it on here??
Shitten now bitches...and playin on my iPhone...hey, it knew I wanted to type iPhone, it did it again!
I play snake on my brickberry
k enough about iPhones being better people it's a phone nobody gives a crap.
Use the iPhone, cause it's better!!!
Never knew there were so many of us in the iPhone Surfing
iPhone > blackberry.
i dont get this text at all??
2:27 why don't you cry about it. Maybe your texts just aren't as funny as you think.
They probably play on their IPhones
They use iphones.
fuck blackberries. they're for people who can't afford iPhones.
Seriously, how many people are going to post iPhone?
They go on their pre-paid 2002 Nikia phones and play old school snake.
I used to have a blackberry I love my
Iphone now it's wayy better ESP while pooping
These pretzels are making me poop.
They have iPhones haha
Spankwire never loads the movies for me so I go to ifap or ziporn mobile
We bust out our iPhones and update fb status w/o any problem. Then watch porn.
Iphone - actually im shitting right now.
why does it unknown error?
On my iPhone taking a shit right now...haha
...(reading this on an iPhone while pooping)...
How many retards are going to post "they poop with their iPhone? Can't you see 100 other people already said that?
has anyone heard of a newspaper? i know its so "old school" but reading sports while crapping is a classic guy activity.
2:43, I do read sports while I go, got ESPN as a front page app on my iPhone. Or I listen to ESPN Radio, got that app too. What could ever beat an iPhone?
Blackberry? You mean iPhone right? Blackberry blow
I only read tfln while taking a dukie.
they take a dump while reading the paper duh
Play with there iPhones !!
Use their more elite iPhone...
Check TFLN. Currently doing it!
does anyone with a blackberry havethe application that actualy works on their phone? bc its not working for me...FAIL!
I just read that while I was iPhone-ing on the toilet. Haha
I don't have an iPhone or a blackberry
Hooah 9:28. Sending this from mine
Read this or fml on their phones. adds 5 minutes to my shits
iphone on the toilet ftw
Hopefully they have an iPhone or iPod touch
i use my macbook pro.
You get a Iphone and play doodle jump while you dump
brick breaker....the greatest blackberry invention.
Play doodle jump on their iPhones. Duh.
2:39 Love it. All you blackberry users are tired of hearing about iPhones cuz you wish you hadn't spent your money on the blackberry. Hahaha
Play on their iPhones
If i accidentally get into the bathroom w/o my iPhone I will walk back out and get my iPhone b4 starting any bathroom business!
iPhone=Best invention ever!..who need a piece of s**t ball on their phone..
blackberry owners = love playing with balls!
It makes me sad when I'm reading these whilst taking a poop and they run out before I do :(
look at tfln on their iPhones. duh.
Yay, I'm pooping now!
Play on there iPhones... Fuck blackberry's
I just saw this exact same text on TWI except it said iPhones Instead of blackberries. Someone must have been bored shitless.
2:59 sounds exactly like my DH. What's wrong with you people? I make crosswords puzzel while doing Nr 2
Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.
Wip my ass with a blackbarry and read tfln on my iPhone
Surprisingly enough this is a repost, so this dipshit go the same text on here twice but none of mine ever go through. TFLN needs to take a hint from FML and let us moderate what texts go up or not because clearly they're incapable of finding things that are funny.
I never borrow iPhones for that reason!
They play with their iPhones
Lmao! I was opening my tfln app on my iphone thinking this exact same thing, while taking a poop, right before I read this.
they play with their iPhones dumbass
iPhones are for stupid people.
@ 3:56. Go fuck yourself. Because plenty of people have funny txt and I don't see them up here and people have submitted them.
probably use iphones
My iPhone has an app for that.
They fap it or read something
What 7:25 said.
Are we all taking a shit right now?
repeat/ripped off from another story
Doodle jump on iPhone!!
Play on their iPhones.
Sucks cause now I have Hemmroids cause I sit on the pot for about 25 mins to take a dump with my iphone doing txt msg, games, apps. If it wasn't for Bejewled Blitz...I don't know if I could have got that last strain out! LOL!! - PT
What do people who HAVE blackberrys do? Answer: wish they had iPhones
We read tfln
Yeah, I shit with my iPhone and pity the fuckin' blackberry user. Their shit sessions must be fucking lame.
Yeah, we have iPhones haha
Hope they got an iPhone!
After reading this, I think I'm gonna have to get an iphone. I feel so left out.
I used to have a blackberry when my folks were broke and we were on welfare. Then I got rid of that garbage and got an iPhone
Pooping and playing on iPhone... So hot right now
IPhones have jumped to the number 1 phone, but for godsakes people shutup! I own one and even i'm getting sick of all the iPhones are awesome, iPhones own crackberries, blahhhhh!
Plagiarism is awesome!!!
This one is so FUCKING OLD!!!! How did this shot get posted and not my funny text?
I'm for sure pooping and reading this at the same time
I have a blackberry app on my iPhone.
Epic iPhones ftw. On mine shitting on lunch break.
Play brick breaker on my 1st gen razr???
I have no iPhone or Blackberry. pooping is fun enough without them!
That might just be us girls though.
Is pooping different for guys, I wonder?
iPhone app. On the crapper.
read on iPhone while dropping duece.
iPhones are waay better than blackberrys...sorry bbm fanatics
8:11 is so right, bust out the 3g in this bitch and go to town on some facebook and porn
iPhone here too. rock on
Haha I am doin this on my iPhone in the bathroom too
seriously.. can't we get any more entertaining texts.. this isnt even funny..
doesn't matter what type of phone either way people can do that dipshit.
Using my i phone right now
I'm doing that right now!
Wow how unoriginal of a repost
Pooping right now. iPod Touch!
Clearly iPhones. Shitting with one now.
Haha. I read this while crapping, using the TFLN app on my iPhone.
i use my palm pre. like i am right now.
Some jackass allready posted this a couple weeks ago
In Philly read bathroom wall lit such as. LeRoy wiz herrrrrr
They have fun on their iPhones.
We read tfln on our iphones
what if you don't poop?
Pooping and reading tfln.
ifap is good... mobile.spankwire.c0m is better :D
They poop with an IPhone - BECAUSE THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.
I read instead of play with a phone...
I couldn't poop without an iPhone
Can't get service on an iPhone... I love my crackberry! Doesn't mean i'm poor!
They have Iphones and play better games
I read. Yes read. That ancient technology involving paper. GASP.
Play on their iPhone.
And actually pooping while reading this iPhone is better
Play their iPhones.\nBitch
Well those with out blackberries have something better........ An Iphone!!! Blackberry owners r Iphone wannabes.
Hehe I love my Iphone :) Its mucho better than your gross Blackberry!
Read this, fml, or twi... From our Iphones. I was pooping when I read this too.
I use my Dare. Shut up. A phone is a phone, get a life.
The irony of this
Read on a much superior iPhone while taking a dump
Think about it; bbm? Big bowel movement. Blackberry and dingleberry are fare too similiar as well. I think somebody had a fetish.
I read tfln or play doodle jumper while I poop
Use iPhones. Cause they are sooooo. Much better
Spankwire has better quality videos but their search function never works properly so I stick with ifap.to
Well.. Right now im poopin with my iphone.
In Russia, Blackberrys poop you
they wish they had iPhones :) hahaha
9:14 must not have an iPhone. Hahahaha!
Like the other guy said iPhone and I'm shitting now too
Some of us just poop. You know, like normal people?
my guess is they use an iphone
They play with their superior iPhones.
(btw, poopin and playing on mah iPhone right now!
what do people without blackberrys do during class?
they have iPhone's.
this is such a true statement
This is fake. It was up twice last month. Damn blackberry
IPhone is better I get to watch videos while I poop
Use multiple apps on my iPhone and listen to music. Oh and I don't have to worry about my roller ball getting stuck like you blackberry users. ;)
iPhone. Daily news, bank balance, TFLN.
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
This is old. Tfln people suck. Stop letting the same shit thru.
They go on their iPhone
I laughed cause I read this on my iPhone while pooping!
U r so right all those poor ppl
They get a iPhone idiot
are you serious 2:35 (2)? seems like every douchebag in an ed hardy tshirt cant wait to show off their blackberrys "look the background screen is me and my buddies jerking eachother off in ed hardy gear"
Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja
I'm pooping right now you fucking wizard you
I look at tfln on my iPhone Im pooping as I type
iPhones. Really a crackberry?
Not nearly as much as people with I phones
Play with there balls
Wonder what those red bumps on my nutsack are, then smoke a bowl an try to figure out what picture I could make if I connected them. It's pretty entertaining.
Oh yeah I read TFLN on iPhone while taking a shit
Use their iPhones! xD
play on their iPhones
Hey I was totaly gonna post a comment about the iPhone but I'm so proud of my fellow IPoders for chomping at the bit. Good work
Toyletin anasini sikiyom
Dude I have an I phone and I dont think it is any better than my blackberry that I had. I loved my blackberry. IPhones are cool but not any better than any other phone so everyone shut up lol
They read tfln on their iPhones
They have iPhones, so they actually are entertained.
We poop while watching sex videos on our itunes
What would I do if didn't have an I phone
This was already said like two weeks ago...
how long are you in there for seriously?? well as for me i use my voyager and read dumb shit people leave on this website
looks like iphone is the winner!
We use our iPhones, duh.
Fake this was on TWI and it was iPhones not blackberry
Read the shampoo bottle.
I've heard this everywhere.
This is defs a repost....
They surf the web on their iPhone.
Use their suppior iPhones.
I've read this one or ones like it for nearly three months. WAKE UP YOU STUPID TFLN FILTER ASSHOLES! This IS NOT original.
Play with the iPhone (: loser, get one!
5:50 Much funnier than the actual text.
They read tfln on the iPhone
Play tetris on my iPhone.
I'm actually pooping right now. Awesome.
Poop and brick breaker. The start to a great day.
They use their iPhones
I feel like I've seen this one before....???
We do the same thing as you, but on our iPhones!
I prefer to rub one out while I shit and sometimes eat taco bell as well. All 3 with a nice bowl of headies makes for a perfect moment.
iPhone > Blackberry.
What do people who don't have iPhones do while they poop? Play with there gayass little blackberry just flush it cuz it belongs with shit
I've seen this one before.... Or something very very close.
Play with the better phone the iPhone
concentrate real hard to make that one perfect long one! LOL
I agree 10:44. If I know I'll be a while I'll smoke a J and use my iPhone. Hell I'll stay on the throne longer just to finish the J with no interuptions.
/agreed MacBook pro or iPhone-pooping right now
I said this exact thing about iPhones yesterday!
That's just nasty....
I shit into my hand and then smear it on the wall.
That's right we play with our iPhones like im doing now whilst taking an enormous dump at work in the bathroom.
2:39 (3)...u my friend are a fucking genius...hilarious post
They have iPhones!!!
So would you say it's the majority of people in the world who don't have enough thoughts to spend the ten minutes it takes to poop without electronic entertainment or just the majority of tfln readers?
Play on the iphone.........guuuuuuuuuh.
Use their iPhones, duh.
We use our iPods! Lol
"Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.
October 14, 2009 2:35PM"
Can I sense some JEALOUSY??
People without blackberries save money on their plans by not getting blackberries. Or they use their super amazing iphone. Or any other phone. Who cares what brand name it is, you have a lot of the same features.
I am pooping as I type this.
Besides play tap tap revenge on my iPhone I tend to do sudoko and cross word puzzles...
I never don the throne without my iPhone.
Does everyone in the world either have an iPhone or wish they did now?! I mean, I'm typing this on mine too, but jeez...
I always wondered if I should've gotten a blackberry instead; tfln answered my question.
lol. we text on our normal ppl phones :)
Sounds like someone is a little jealous
They play with their iPhones! Blackberry's
are for idiot fucks who like to pretend
they are someone.
They play on their iPhones duhh...
Read "texts from last night" while taking the shit of theirs lives. I'm literally doing that as i type this.
2:25 (2)- I'm sorry you are poor
Haha 2;29 so am I! Also on the toilet while also in the far superior iPhone
Bounce a ball off the bathroom door like in the Great Escape. Or read TFLN on their iPhone :-)
Okay now i'm convinced i NEVER want to get an iPhone if it's going to turn me into a cocky asshole that never shuts up about my damn phone!
I should do a song about iPhones and put on YouTube. "Find the cheapest gas prices- got that app too, "What about porn? - Just go to ifap.to"
We play on our much more superior iPhones
How does this shit get on here anyways
Play on their more superior iPhones! Duh!
play on their droid :)