what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I poop while I poop...
also, there's already been a text exactly like this, it was "how did people used to poop before blackberrys were invented?" or some equivalent shit
Haha taking a shit as I'm reading this...on my iPhone...epic
People without blackberries have iPhones
Poop with their iPhone
They play Cut the Rope. Like me!
I read The New Yorker while I defecate. And, yes, I am an old white person.
Those people have iPhones ;)
Amen 2:21. iPhone 4s or Blackberry. Yeah not even a contest. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Like everyone else iPhones I'm on mine now.
k enough about iPhones being better people it's a phone nobody gives a crap.
Bejeweling on their iPods
Never knew there were so many of us in the iPhone Surfing
Shitten now bitches...and playin on my iPhone...hey, it knew I wanted to type iPhone, it did it again!
So if I just repost texts, they'll make it on here??
They probably play on their IPhones
I play snake on my brickberry
I use my iPhone haha
Pluck our pubes then use them to floss, duh
They have iPhones haha
They go on their pre-paid 2002 Nikia phones and play old school snake.
I used to have a blackberry I love my
Iphone now it's wayy better ESP while pooping
they take a dump while reading the paper duh
2:27 why don't you cry about it. Maybe your texts just aren't as funny as you think.
On my iPhone taking a shit right now...haha
Seriously, how many people are going to post iPhone?
Use the iPhone, cause it's better!!!
check TFLN on a lap top..
These pretzels are making me poop.
Spankwire never loads the movies for me so I go to ifap or ziporn mobile
i dont get this text at all??
I only read tfln while taking a dukie.
...(reading this on an iPhone while pooping)...
Use their more elite iPhone...
How many retards are going to post "they poop with their iPhone? Can't you see 100 other people already said that?
Iphone - actually im shitting right now.
why does it unknown error?
iPhone > blackberry.
has anyone heard of a newspaper? i know its so "old school" but reading sports while crapping is a classic guy activity.
fuck blackberries. they're for people who can't afford iPhones.
Blackberry? You mean iPhone right? Blackberry blow
You get a Iphone and play doodle jump while you dump
Play with there iPhones !!
2:43, I do read sports while I go, got ESPN as a front page app on my iPhone. Or I listen to ESPN Radio, got that app too. What could ever beat an iPhone?
I don't have an iPhone or a blackberry
I just read that while I was iPhone-ing on the toilet. Haha
Check TFLN. Currently doing it!
Read this or fml on their phones. adds 5 minutes to my shits
i use my macbook pro.
Hooah 9:28. Sending this from mine
iphone on the toilet ftw
does anyone with a blackberry havethe application that actualy works on their phone? bc its not working for me...FAIL!
Hopefully they have an iPhone or iPod touch
Yay, I'm pooping now!
We bust out our iPhones and update fb status w/o any problem. Then watch porn.
Play doodle jump on their iPhones. Duh.
look at tfln on their iPhones. duh.
Wip my ass with a blackbarry and read tfln on my iPhone
I just saw this exact same text on TWI except it said iPhones Instead of blackberries. Someone must have been bored shitless.
brick breaker....the greatest blackberry invention.
It makes me sad when I'm reading these whilst taking a poop and they run out before I do :(
I never borrow iPhones for that reason!
2:39 Love it. All you blackberry users are tired of hearing about iPhones cuz you wish you hadn't spent your money on the blackberry. Hahaha
Lmao! I was opening my tfln app on my iphone thinking this exact same thing, while taking a poop, right before I read this.
Play on there iPhones... Fuck blackberry's
Play on their iPhones
@ 3:56. Go fuck yourself. Because plenty of people have funny txt and I don't see them up here and people have submitted them.
Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.
Surprisingly enough this is a repost, so this dipshit go the same text on here twice but none of mine ever go through. TFLN needs to take a hint from FML and let us moderate what texts go up or not because clearly they're incapable of finding things that are funny.
They fap it or read something
Play on their iPhones.
Pooping and playing on iPhone... So hot right now
repeat/ripped off from another story
iPhones are for stupid people.
Doodle jump on iPhone!!
Plagiarism is awesome!!!
What do people who HAVE blackberrys do? Answer: wish they had iPhones
We read tfln
probably use iphones
What 7:25 said.
2:59 sounds exactly like my DH. What's wrong with you people? I make crosswords puzzel while doing Nr 2
They play with their iPhones
they play with their iPhones dumbass
IPhones have jumped to the number 1 phone, but for godsakes people shutup! I own one and even i'm getting sick of all the iPhones are awesome, iPhones own crackberries, blahhhhh!
I have a blackberry app on my iPhone.
seriously.. can't we get any more entertaining texts.. this isnt even funny..
doesn't matter what type of phone either way people can do that dipshit.
I'm for sure pooping and reading this at the same time
Wow how unoriginal of a repost
Play their iPhones.\nBitch
Epic iPhones ftw. On mine shitting on lunch break.
My iPhone has an app for that.
Haha. I read this while crapping, using the TFLN app on my iPhone.
After reading this, I think I'm gonna have to get an iphone. I feel so left out.
iPhone here too. rock on
Are we all taking a shit right now?
I used to have a blackberry when my folks were broke and we were on welfare. Then I got rid of that garbage and got an iPhone
Pooping right now. iPod Touch!
read on iPhone while dropping duece.
Yeah, I shit with my iPhone and pity the fuckin' blackberry user. Their shit sessions must be fucking lame.
Clearly iPhones. Shitting with one now.
Yeah, we have iPhones haha
Play brick breaker on my 1st gen razr???
If i accidentally get into the bathroom w/o my iPhone I will walk back out and get my iPhone b4 starting any bathroom business!
iPhone=Best invention ever!..who need a piece of s**t ball on their phone..
blackberry owners = love playing with balls!
This one is so FUCKING OLD!!!! How did this shot get posted and not my funny text?
Using my i phone right now
Sucks cause now I have Hemmroids cause I sit on the pot for about 25 mins to take a dump with my iphone doing txt msg, games, apps. If it wasn't for Bejewled Blitz...I don't know if I could have got that last strain out! LOL!! - PT
iPhones are waay better than blackberrys...sorry bbm fanatics
8:11 is so right, bust out the 3g in this bitch and go to town on some facebook and porn
Haha I am doin this on my iPhone in the bathroom too
In Philly read bathroom wall lit such as. LeRoy wiz herrrrrr
Some jackass allready posted this a couple weeks ago
They have fun on their iPhones.
I have no iPhone or Blackberry. pooping is fun enough without them!
That might just be us girls though.
Is pooping different for guys, I wonder?
Hope they got an iPhone!
ifap is good... mobile.spankwire.c0m is better :D
I read instead of play with a phone...
They poop with an IPhone - BECAUSE THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.
I'm doing that right now!
iPhone app. On the crapper.
Some of us just poop. You know, like normal people?
I couldn't poop without an iPhone
They have Iphones and play better games
I read. Yes read. That ancient technology involving paper. GASP.
Pooping and reading tfln.
Hehe I love my Iphone :) Its mucho better than your gross Blackberry!
The irony of this
Read on a much superior iPhone while taking a dump
Think about it; bbm? Big bowel movement. Blackberry and dingleberry are fare too similiar as well. I think somebody had a fetish.
Well those with out blackberries have something better........ An Iphone!!! Blackberry owners r Iphone wannabes.
I read tfln or play doodle jumper while I poop
i use my palm pre. like i am right now.
Can't get service on an iPhone... I love my crackberry! Doesn't mean i'm poor!
what if you don't poop?
Use iPhones. Cause they are sooooo. Much better
Read this, fml, or twi... From our Iphones. I was pooping when I read this too.
I use my Dare. Shut up. A phone is a phone, get a life.
In Russia, Blackberrys poop you
We read tfln on our iphones
Play on their iPhone.
Like the other guy said iPhone and I'm shitting now too
They play with their superior iPhones.
(btw, poopin and playing on mah iPhone right now!
Well.. Right now im poopin with my iphone.
iPhone. Daily news, bank balance, TFLN.
Spankwire has better quality videos but their search function never works properly so I stick with ifap.to
9:14 must not have an iPhone. Hahahaha!
And actually pooping while reading this iPhone is better
U r so right all those poor ppl
what do people without blackberrys do during class?
they wish they had iPhones :) hahaha
my guess is they use an iphone
IPhone is better I get to watch videos while I poop
Use multiple apps on my iPhone and listen to music. Oh and I don't have to worry about my roller ball getting stuck like you blackberry users. ;)
Read the shampoo bottle.
Toyletin anasini sikiyom
I look at tfln on my iPhone Im pooping as I type
Not nearly as much as people with I phones
play on their iPhones
are you serious 2:35 (2)? seems like every douchebag in an ed hardy tshirt cant wait to show off their blackberrys "look the background screen is me and my buddies jerking eachother off in ed hardy gear"
Hey I was totaly gonna post a comment about the iPhone but I'm so proud of my fellow IPoders for chomping at the bit. Good work
Wonder what those red bumps on my nutsack are, then smoke a bowl an try to figure out what picture I could make if I connected them. It's pretty entertaining.
they have iPhone's.
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
This is old. Tfln people suck. Stop letting the same shit thru.
iPhones. Really a crackberry?
This is fake. It was up twice last month. Damn blackberry
They have iPhones, so they actually are entertained.
They use iphones.
Oh yeah I read TFLN on iPhone while taking a shit
We poop while watching sex videos on our itunes
this is such a true statement
I laughed cause I read this on my iPhone while pooping!
What would I do if didn't have an I phone
They go on their iPhone
This is defs a repost....
They surf the web on their iPhone.
They read tfln on their iPhones
5:50 Much funnier than the actual text.
Use their suppior iPhones.
Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja
Dude I have an I phone and I dont think it is any better than my blackberry that I had. I loved my blackberry. IPhones are cool but not any better than any other phone so everyone shut up lol
Play with there balls
I prefer to rub one out while I shit and sometimes eat taco bell as well. All 3 with a nice bowl of headies makes for a perfect moment.
Poop and brick breaker. The start to a great day.
This was already said like two weeks ago...
looks like iphone is the winner!
They use their iPhones
We use our iPhones, duh.
I've read this one or ones like it for nearly three months. WAKE UP YOU STUPID TFLN FILTER ASSHOLES! This IS NOT original.
They get a iPhone idiot
Fake this was on TWI and it was iPhones not blackberry
I'm pooping right now you fucking wizard you
They read tfln on the iPhone
I feel like I've seen this one before....???
Play tetris on my iPhone.
Use their iPhones! xD
how long are you in there for seriously?? well as for me i use my voyager and read dumb shit people leave on this website
Play with the iPhone (: loser, get one!
I've heard this everywhere.
I agree 10:44. If I know I'll be a while I'll smoke a J and use my iPhone. Hell I'll stay on the throne longer just to finish the J with no interuptions.
I've seen this one before.... Or something very very close.
We do the same thing as you, but on our iPhones!
concentrate real hard to make that one perfect long one! LOL
iPhone > Blackberry.
/agreed MacBook pro or iPhone-pooping right now
What do people who don't have iPhones do while they poop? Play with there gayass little blackberry just flush it cuz it belongs with shit
Play with the better phone the iPhone
I'm actually pooping right now. Awesome.
That's just nasty....
2:39 (3)...u my friend are a fucking genius...hilarious post
They have iPhones!!!
So would you say it's the majority of people in the world who don't have enough thoughts to spend the ten minutes it takes to poop without electronic entertainment or just the majority of tfln readers?
I shit into my hand and then smear it on the wall.
Does everyone in the world either have an iPhone or wish they did now?! I mean, I'm typing this on mine too, but jeez...
I always wondered if I should've gotten a blackberry instead; tfln answered my question.
Play on the iphone.........guuuuuuuuuh.
Besides play tap tap revenge on my iPhone I tend to do sudoko and cross word puzzles...
Use their iPhones, duh.
We use our iPods! Lol
I said this exact thing about iPhones yesterday!
That's right we play with our iPhones like im doing now whilst taking an enormous dump at work in the bathroom.
I am pooping as I type this.
Sounds like someone is a little jealous
"Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.
October 14, 2009 2:35PM"
Can I sense some JEALOUSY??
People without blackberries save money on their plans by not getting blackberries. Or they use their super amazing iphone. Or any other phone. Who cares what brand name it is, you have a lot of the same features.
lol. we text on our normal ppl phones :)
I never don the throne without my iPhone.
They play on their iPhones duhh...
They play with their iPhones! Blackberry's
are for idiot fucks who like to pretend
they are someone.
Bounce a ball off the bathroom door like in the Great Escape. Or read TFLN on their iPhone :-)
Haha 2;29 so am I! Also on the toilet while also in the far superior iPhone
2:25 (2)- I'm sorry you are poor
Read "texts from last night" while taking the shit of theirs lives. I'm literally doing that as i type this.
Okay now i'm convinced i NEVER want to get an iPhone if it's going to turn me into a cocky asshole that never shuts up about my damn phone!
I should do a song about iPhones and put on YouTube. "Find the cheapest gas prices- got that app too, "What about porn? - Just go to ifap.to"
How does this shit get on here anyways
We play on our much more superior iPhones
Play on their more superior iPhones! Duh!
play on their droid :)