what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I poop while I poop...
Haha taking a shit as I'm reading this...on my iPhone...epic
also, there's already been a text exactly like this, it was "how did people used to poop before blackberrys were invented?" or some equivalent shit
People without blackberries have iPhones
Poop with their iPhone
I read The New Yorker while I defecate. And, yes, I am an old white person.
They play Cut the Rope. Like me!
Those people have iPhones ;)
Amen 2:21. iPhone 4s or Blackberry. Yeah not even a contest. Thank you Steve Jobs.
They probably play on their IPhones
k enough about iPhones being better people it's a phone nobody gives a crap.
Shitten now bitches...and playin on my iPhone...hey, it knew I wanted to type iPhone, it did it again!
Pluck our pubes then use them to floss, duh
Like everyone else iPhones I'm on mine now.
Bejeweling on their iPods
On my iPhone taking a shit right now...haha
They have iPhones haha
I play snake on my brickberry
They go on their pre-paid 2002 Nikia phones and play old school snake.
2:27 why don't you cry about it. Maybe your texts just aren't as funny as you think.
I use my iPhone haha
they take a dump while reading the paper duh
Never knew there were so many of us in the iPhone Surfing
check TFLN on a lap top..
Use the iPhone, cause it's better!!!
Spankwire never loads the movies for me so I go to ifap or ziporn mobile
has anyone heard of a newspaper? i know its so "old school" but reading sports while crapping is a classic guy activity.
...(reading this on an iPhone while pooping)...
So if I just repost texts, they'll make it on here??
why does it unknown error?
I used to have a blackberry I love my
Iphone now it's wayy better ESP while pooping
iPhone > blackberry.
I only read tfln while taking a dukie.
fuck blackberries. they're for people who can't afford iPhones.
Blackberry? You mean iPhone right? Blackberry blow
You get a Iphone and play doodle jump while you dump
Iphone - actually im shitting right now.
i dont get this text at all??
I don't have an iPhone or a blackberry
i use my macbook pro.
How many retards are going to post "they poop with their iPhone? Can't you see 100 other people already said that?
Hopefully they have an iPhone or iPod touch
Hooah 9:28. Sending this from mine
Play with there iPhones !!
Seriously, how many people are going to post iPhone?
I just read that while I was iPhone-ing on the toilet. Haha
These pretzels are making me poop.
Read this or fml on their phones. adds 5 minutes to my shits
Wip my ass with a blackbarry and read tfln on my iPhone
Use their more elite iPhone...
does anyone with a blackberry havethe application that actualy works on their phone? bc its not working for me...FAIL!
2:43, I do read sports while I go, got ESPN as a front page app on my iPhone. Or I listen to ESPN Radio, got that app too. What could ever beat an iPhone?
iphone on the toilet ftw
Check TFLN. Currently doing it!
I just saw this exact same text on TWI except it said iPhones Instead of blackberries. Someone must have been bored shitless.
Yay, I'm pooping now!
Play doodle jump on their iPhones. Duh.
Play on there iPhones... Fuck blackberry's
brick breaker....the greatest blackberry invention.
It makes me sad when I'm reading these whilst taking a poop and they run out before I do :(
look at tfln on their iPhones. duh.
2:39 Love it. All you blackberry users are tired of hearing about iPhones cuz you wish you hadn't spent your money on the blackberry. Hahaha
Doodle jump on iPhone!!
What do people who HAVE blackberrys do? Answer: wish they had iPhones
Pooping and playing on iPhone... So hot right now
Surprisingly enough this is a repost, so this dipshit go the same text on here twice but none of mine ever go through. TFLN needs to take a hint from FML and let us moderate what texts go up or not because clearly they're incapable of finding things that are funny.
Play on their iPhones
We bust out our iPhones and update fb status w/o any problem. Then watch porn.
What 7:25 said.
@ 3:56. Go fuck yourself. Because plenty of people have funny txt and I don't see them up here and people have submitted them.
We read tfln
After reading this, I think I'm gonna have to get an iphone. I feel so left out.
I never borrow iPhones for that reason!
Wow how unoriginal of a repost
Play their iPhones.\nBitch
probably use iphones
Epic iPhones ftw. On mine shitting on lunch break.
Lmao! I was opening my tfln app on my iphone thinking this exact same thing, while taking a poop, right before I read this.
repeat/ripped off from another story
They fap it or read something
iPhone here too. rock on
I'm for sure pooping and reading this at the same time
They have fun on their iPhones.
Sucks cause now I have Hemmroids cause I sit on the pot for about 25 mins to take a dump with my iphone doing txt msg, games, apps. If it wasn't for Bejewled Blitz...I don't know if I could have got that last strain out! LOL!! - PT
Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.
Haha. I read this while crapping, using the TFLN app on my iPhone.
Play on their iPhones.
Plagiarism is awesome!!!
They play with their iPhones
read on iPhone while dropping duece.
iPhones are for stupid people.
In Philly read bathroom wall lit such as. LeRoy wiz herrrrrr
This one is so FUCKING OLD!!!! How did this shot get posted and not my funny text?
They poop with an IPhone - BECAUSE THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.
I read instead of play with a phone...
Some of us just poop. You know, like normal people?
I'm doing that right now!
they play with their iPhones dumbass
IPhones have jumped to the number 1 phone, but for godsakes people shutup! I own one and even i'm getting sick of all the iPhones are awesome, iPhones own crackberries, blahhhhh!
Yeah, I shit with my iPhone and pity the fuckin' blackberry user. Their shit sessions must be fucking lame.
Clearly iPhones. Shitting with one now.
My iPhone has an app for that.
Play brick breaker on my 1st gen razr???
8:11 is so right, bust out the 3g in this bitch and go to town on some facebook and porn
Haha I am doin this on my iPhone in the bathroom too
I have no iPhone or Blackberry. pooping is fun enough without them!
That might just be us girls though.
Is pooping different for guys, I wonder?
They have Iphones and play better games
Hehe I love my Iphone :) Its mucho better than your gross Blackberry!
seriously.. can't we get any more entertaining texts.. this isnt even funny..
doesn't matter what type of phone either way people can do that dipshit.
iPhone app. On the crapper.
I have a blackberry app on my iPhone.
iPhones are waay better than blackberrys...sorry bbm fanatics
Hope they got an iPhone!
Are we all taking a shit right now?
Some jackass allready posted this a couple weeks ago
They play with their superior iPhones.
(btw, poopin and playing on mah iPhone right now!
2:59 sounds exactly like my DH. What's wrong with you people? I make crosswords puzzel while doing Nr 2
Yeah, we have iPhones haha
I read. Yes read. That ancient technology involving paper. GASP.
And actually pooping while reading this iPhone is better
ifap is good... mobile.spankwire.c0m is better :D
The irony of this
Read on a much superior iPhone while taking a dump
Read the shampoo bottle.
Well those with out blackberries have something better........ An Iphone!!! Blackberry owners r Iphone wannabes.
If i accidentally get into the bathroom w/o my iPhone I will walk back out and get my iPhone b4 starting any bathroom business!
iPhone=Best invention ever!..who need a piece of s**t ball on their phone..
blackberry owners = love playing with balls!
i use my palm pre. like i am right now.
In Russia, Blackberrys poop you
I couldn't poop without an iPhone
Pooping right now. iPod Touch!
I read tfln or play doodle jumper while I poop
Play on their iPhone.
Spankwire has better quality videos but their search function never works properly so I stick with ifap.to
Using my i phone right now
We read tfln on our iphones
what if you don't poop?
Not nearly as much as people with I phones
I used to have a blackberry when my folks were broke and we were on welfare. Then I got rid of that garbage and got an iPhone
Think about it; bbm? Big bowel movement. Blackberry and dingleberry are fare too similiar as well. I think somebody had a fetish.
9:14 must not have an iPhone. Hahahaha!
my guess is they use an iphone
I use my Dare. Shut up. A phone is a phone, get a life.
Can't get service on an iPhone... I love my crackberry! Doesn't mean i'm poor!
Use multiple apps on my iPhone and listen to music. Oh and I don't have to worry about my roller ball getting stuck like you blackberry users. ;)
They surf the web on their iPhone.
Read this, fml, or twi... From our Iphones. I was pooping when I read this too.
Toyletin anasini sikiyom
Pooping and reading tfln.
This is old. Tfln people suck. Stop letting the same shit thru.
Use iPhones. Cause they are sooooo. Much better
U r so right all those poor ppl
Hey I was totaly gonna post a comment about the iPhone but I'm so proud of my fellow IPoders for chomping at the bit. Good work
they have iPhone's.
iPhone. Daily news, bank balance, TFLN.
I agree 10:44. If I know I'll be a while I'll smoke a J and use my iPhone. Hell I'll stay on the throne longer just to finish the J with no interuptions.
They go on their iPhone
I laughed cause I read this on my iPhone while pooping!
they wish they had iPhones :) hahaha
Like the other guy said iPhone and I'm shitting now too
IPhone is better I get to watch videos while I poop
They use iphones.
I prefer to rub one out while I shit and sometimes eat taco bell as well. All 3 with a nice bowl of headies makes for a perfect moment.
We poop while watching sex videos on our itunes
this is such a true statement
iPhones. Really a crackberry?
5:50 Much funnier than the actual text.
Wonder what those red bumps on my nutsack are, then smoke a bowl an try to figure out what picture I could make if I connected them. It's pretty entertaining.
What would I do if didn't have an I phone
They read tfln on the iPhone
They use their iPhones
Use their suppior iPhones.
play on their iPhones
what do people without blackberrys do during class?
Oh yeah I read TFLN on iPhone while taking a shit
I look at tfln on my iPhone Im pooping as I type
They have iPhones, so they actually are entertained.
Well.. Right now im poopin with my iphone.
Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja
Fake this was on TWI and it was iPhones not blackberry
Dude I have an I phone and I dont think it is any better than my blackberry that I had. I loved my blackberry. IPhones are cool but not any better than any other phone so everyone shut up lol
This is fake. It was up twice last month. Damn blackberry
They read tfln on their iPhones
We use our iPhones, duh.
Play tetris on my iPhone.
Play with the iPhone (: loser, get one!
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
Poop and brick breaker. The start to a great day.
I'm pooping right now you fucking wizard you
This is defs a repost....
how long are you in there for seriously?? well as for me i use my voyager and read dumb shit people leave on this website
I feel like I've seen this one before....???
I've read this one or ones like it for nearly three months. WAKE UP YOU STUPID TFLN FILTER ASSHOLES! This IS NOT original.
I've seen this one before.... Or something very very close.
are you serious 2:35 (2)? seems like every douchebag in an ed hardy tshirt cant wait to show off their blackberrys "look the background screen is me and my buddies jerking eachother off in ed hardy gear"
concentrate real hard to make that one perfect long one! LOL
Use their iPhones! xD
I've heard this everywhere.
This was already said like two weeks ago...
looks like iphone is the winner!
They get a iPhone idiot
Play with the better phone the iPhone
/agreed MacBook pro or iPhone-pooping right now
What do people who don't have iPhones do while they poop? Play with there gayass little blackberry just flush it cuz it belongs with shit
Play with there balls
We do the same thing as you, but on our iPhones!
Does everyone in the world either have an iPhone or wish they did now?! I mean, I'm typing this on mine too, but jeez...
I always wondered if I should've gotten a blackberry instead; tfln answered my question.
Sounds like someone is a little jealous
I'm actually pooping right now. Awesome.
iPhone > Blackberry.
2:39 (3)...u my friend are a fucking genius...hilarious post
They have iPhones!!!
That's just nasty....
I am pooping as I type this.
We use our iPods! Lol
lol. we text on our normal ppl phones :)
They play on their iPhones duhh...
I never don the throne without my iPhone.
So would you say it's the majority of people in the world who don't have enough thoughts to spend the ten minutes it takes to poop without electronic entertainment or just the majority of tfln readers?
I said this exact thing about iPhones yesterday!
I shit into my hand and then smear it on the wall.
Play on the iphone.........guuuuuuuuuh.
Use their iPhones, duh.
"Fuck the iPhone. People with BlackBerrys use them and enjoy them. People with iPhones use them and can't shut the fuck up about them. We're sick of hearing about what your phone can do.
October 14, 2009 2:35PM"
Can I sense some JEALOUSY??
People without blackberries save money on their plans by not getting blackberries. Or they use their super amazing iphone. Or any other phone. Who cares what brand name it is, you have a lot of the same features.
Besides play tap tap revenge on my iPhone I tend to do sudoko and cross word puzzles...
That's right we play with our iPhones like im doing now whilst taking an enormous dump at work in the bathroom.
Bounce a ball off the bathroom door like in the Great Escape. Or read TFLN on their iPhone :-)
They play with their iPhones! Blackberry's
are for idiot fucks who like to pretend
they are someone.
2:25 (2)- I'm sorry you are poor
Haha 2;29 so am I! Also on the toilet while also in the far superior iPhone
Read "texts from last night" while taking the shit of theirs lives. I'm literally doing that as i type this.
Okay now i'm convinced i NEVER want to get an iPhone if it's going to turn me into a cocky asshole that never shuts up about my damn phone!
I should do a song about iPhones and put on YouTube. "Find the cheapest gas prices- got that app too, "What about porn? - Just go to ifap.to"
How does this shit get on here anyways
We play on our much more superior iPhones
Play on their more superior iPhones! Duh!
play on their droid :)