woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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you are CLEARLY a champion in every aspect of the word....
Denver is ridiculous
could be a girl. they're flexible like that
Yeahh 303! Even went all out for the keystone!
haha rep 303333. ballarado usa punkbitches
OP must be a midget, shopping carts are little
I don't remember a damn thing after the 3 ludes LOL!
Represtent the 30h!3!! Fuck yeah
So Boulder! I think i actually dressed as a "keystone angel??" for Halloween one year; last minute costume, a few beerpong games deep, and an abundance of empty keystone boxes later...
No you didn't. Maybe you wish you did cause it was probably a better place than where you actually woke up
i read this and immediately thought of college... weird. go buffs
BALLARADO. YES... coulda been classier and gotten a coors box.
the real question is how could you drink keystone? at least get some naty. keystone is like the dirty vagina of beers.
Fuck yeah Denver! That sounds about right
Oh Denver, you never disappoint.
whata PUNKKBITCCH. ''cause i've seen it beforeee''
yeah i bet this was up in boulder...i've seen it happen a bunch. and yeah keystone! represent colorado
could be a midget, they are small enough to fit in a keystone box
Maybe it was a keystone box shanty house. You know, the keystone box shanty town just outside of denver, where all the dead & swollen horses rotting on the side of the highway are.