whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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As others have pointed out already, "Fuck me on your lunch break" is pretty much something EVERY guy wants to receive in a text message. He will not think less of you for not being "ladylike." He may, in fact, decide right then and there to marry you.
Have fun! (-:
8:13 destroyed the joke I wanted to say. I'm jealous.
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fuck ladylike! He may not respond to a nice way, but he will DEFINITELY respond to "Fuck me on your lunch break"
It's all about results here
afternoon delight. that's all you need to say
Wtf is wrong with using yall? Who the fuck cares if the apostrophe is in the right place. Most people type like they talk, so if I use yall in a sentence then I mean yall!
if i ever get a text like this i'll know life is great
You could always ask him to "funch". It's fucking during lunch. He'll get it.
well 8:25 (1st one) scooped the pool. I lol'd
I think you should copy 8:13 word for word in a text.
That's the point of the text 1:16, fuck.
too many haters on this site
how about just telling him? Why do you need a website?
I was going to say you should curtsey afterward, but I think 8:13 has a better idea.
Y'all is a valid contraction. It stands for "YOU + ALL."
In Spanish there exists a parallel in that it has the vosotros form for pronouns and even verb conjugation.
So yeah, y'all (or in yuppie speak "ALL OF YOU PEOPLE") can suck my dick.
i usually go for "so what's for lunch?" but that's because my man knows what i'm implying, lol. "fuck me on your lunch break" sounds just fine to me!
10:19 should go back to bed and try again. He is already failing miserably at life today.
haaa 1019 ur a clown redneck
"Why I say dear sir, would you please indulge yourself in some afternoon delight on this mighty fine day? I must say I am all prettied up and ready to entertain."
Good thing conn. Has so much inbreeding :-D especially the area around uconn
Maybe if she sounded sluttier more often, she'd be more likely to get some from her man and not have to ask.
I received one being straight forward,def the way to go.
8:13 was a lame attempt at trying to be funny. sorry dude, had potential, but u didnt deliver
oOo 4:04, I think I may just need to try that!
^ hahaha! too funny
JUST SAY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUNCHABILITY
nooner. you're a dumbass & don't deserve a nooner if you need help asking for them.
Let's have lunch and I'll tell you.
Every guy in the history of guys would love to receive a text message that said "fuck me on your lunch break?". If you insist on being a little more discrete you could always try "You should stop by on your lunch break for a nooner!". If for some reason he is just not understanding you properly you could always resort back to "Get your ass over her and fuck me on your lunch break?".
Either way, enjoy.
tell him on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site. then he'll get the hint without having to be too forward ;)
Don't bother being ladylike... short and to the point is the way to go with this one.
8:11 is correct.
So is 9:57
"why I say, kind sir. Would you put it in my pooper like it's 1899..."
Why not just say: ' Have me for lunch? '
"y'all" Is typically associated with people who are inbred.
sounds like a good situation. hope he doesn't disappoint with a little weinie.
Y'all are stupid assholes - the text is to the dude she wants to fuck.
"Busy during lunch? You can do whatever you want to me..."
"do me over a bologna sandwich"
I know the guy - and he wouldn't.
He needs it to be in a car at 3am or no dice.
Look at the person you are trying to fuck and tell them that you are interested in some "hands on strategy work out" ideas for your latest project. Wink slyly and say that you have 69 great ideas to try out in thirty minutes.
11:05 practically rhymes :D
says the guy saying "y'all"...
"Wow, I really fancy a hot dog. Know where I could get one?"
If you skip you're lunch break, you'll get to eat out something else.
You and me. Somewhere quiet. NOW!
it may be what every guy wants to hear, but the OP is asking for a classier way to say it... She wants to sound lady-like, not like most of the sluts who post on here.
Wtf is wrong with the word y'all? I'm from Connecticut and I use y'all.
straight to the point is pretty good.
but according to 5 33, this guy is a douche. id skip all together
I got on once that said, "I want your P in my V" I got the idea
"Have sex with me during your lunch break?" Classier yet still stunningly effective.
4:04 = amazing idea. Definitely going to have to try that
who the fuck would actually take the time to type in redneck?
I guess you feel that the apostrophe isn't used enough so you have to put it where it doesn't belong.
no guy is going to care about the way you ask. just ask him to fuck and he'll agree.
I'd have to agree with the blunt, to the point "fuck me on your lunch break."
However it WOULD be much more amusing to ask for some afternoon delight.
Wanna have some Tea and me?
oh my god.. i have wonder the same thing many times.
Ya'll's balls are small.
"i know a grear place were we can eat out"
I want you to destroy my genitals NOW! Pls