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  • 8:13 destroyed the joke I wanted to say. I'm jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:19am
  • As others have pointed out already, "Fuck me on your lunch break" is pretty much something EVERY guy wants to receive in a text message. He will not think less of you for not being "ladylike." He may, in fact, decide right then and there to marry you. Have fun! (-:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm
  • ^---- Hipsters love phraseological egotism, like celebrities love hybrids. Oh smugness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:19am
  • 1042 hahahahahahahahahaahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:45pm
  • fuck ladylike! He may not respond to a nice way, but he will DEFINITELY respond to "Fuck me on your lunch break" It's all about results here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:08pm
  • afternoon delight. that's all you need to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Good thing conn. Has so much inbreeding :-D especially the area around uconn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:57pm
  • You could always ask him to "funch". It's fucking during lunch. He'll get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Wtf is wrong with using yall? Who the fuck cares if the apostrophe is in the right place. Most people type like they talk, so if I use yall in a sentence then I mean yall!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:01pm
  • well 8:25 (1st one) scooped the pool. I lol'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:22am
  • how about just telling him? Why do you need a website?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:47am
  • I think you should copy 8:13 word for word in a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25am
  • too many haters on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Maybe if she sounded sluttier more often, she'd be more likely to get some from her man and not have to ask.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:22pm
  • That's the point of the text 1:16, fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:52pm
  • "Why I say dear sir, would you please indulge yourself in some afternoon delight on this mighty fine day? I must say I am all prettied up and ready to entertain."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:13am
  • 10:19 should go back to bed and try again. He is already failing miserably at life today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:42am
  • haaa 1019 ur a clown redneck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:32am
  • if i ever get a text like this i'll know life is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:04am
  • tell him on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site. then he'll get the hint without having to be too forward ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:24am
  • ^ hahaha! too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:50am
  • 8:13 was a lame attempt at trying to be funny. sorry dude, had potential, but u didnt deliver

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:18am
  • I was going to say you should curtsey afterward, but I think 8:13 has a better idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:41am
  • Y'all is a valid contraction. It stands for "YOU + ALL." In Spanish there exists a parallel in that it has the vosotros form for pronouns and even verb conjugation. So yeah, y'all (or in yuppie speak "ALL OF YOU PEOPLE") can suck my dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:47pm
  • i usually go for "so what's for lunch?" but that's because my man knows what i'm implying, lol. "fuck me on your lunch break" sounds just fine to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am
  • JUST SAY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUNCHABILITY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:01pm
  • sounds like a good situation. hope he doesn't disappoint with a little weinie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:06am
  • Don't bother being ladylike... short and to the point is the way to go with this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:11am
  • Y'all are stupid assholes - the text is to the dude she wants to fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:19am
  • nooner. you're a dumbass & don't deserve a nooner if you need help asking for them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:57am
  • Let's have lunch and I'll tell you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:27pm
  • oOo 4:04, I think I may just need to try that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:22pm
  • "y'all" Is typically associated with people who are inbred.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:24am
  • 8:11 is correct. So is 9:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:15am
  • 11:05 practically rhymes :D OOOOOH REDNECKS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:09am
  • Every guy in the history of guys would love to receive a text message that said "fuck me on your lunch break?". If you insist on being a little more discrete you could always try "You should stop by on your lunch break for a nooner!". If for some reason he is just not understanding you properly you could always resort back to "Get your ass over her and fuck me on your lunch break?". Either way, enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:57am
  • "why I say, kind sir. Would you put it in my pooper like it's 1899..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25am
  • I received one being straight forward,def the way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:56am
  • "Busy during lunch? You can do whatever you want to me..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Why not just say: ' Have me for lunch? '

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • "do me over a bologna sandwich"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:15pm
  • I know the guy - and he wouldn't. He needs it to be in a car at 3am or no dice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Look at the person you are trying to fuck and tell them that you are interested in some "hands on strategy work out" ideas for your latest project. Wink slyly and say that you have 69 great ideas to try out in thirty minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:04pm
  • says the guy saying "y'all"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:27am
  • You and me. Somewhere quiet. NOW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:19pm
  • If you skip you're lunch break, you'll get to eat out something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Wtf is wrong with the word y'all? I'm from Connecticut and I use y'all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12am
  • "Wow, I really fancy a hot dog. Know where I could get one?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:23pm
  • who the fuck would actually take the time to type in redneck? I guess you feel that the apostrophe isn't used enough so you have to put it where it doesn't belong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm
  • no guy is going to care about the way you ask. just ask him to fuck and he'll agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:06am
  • I got on once that said, "I want your P in my V" I got the idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:29pm
  • it may be what every guy wants to hear, but the OP is asking for a classier way to say it... She wants to sound lady-like, not like most of the sluts who post on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 4:04 = amazing idea. Definitely going to have to try that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:33am
  • "Have sex with me during your lunch break?" Classier yet still stunningly effective.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:43pm
  • I'd have to agree with the blunt, to the point "fuck me on your lunch break." However it WOULD be much more amusing to ask for some afternoon delight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:36pm
  • straight to the point is pretty good. but according to 5 33, this guy is a douche. id skip all together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:01pm
  • I want you to destroy my genitals NOW! Pls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:46pm
  • "i know a grear place were we can eat out"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:41am
  • Wanna have some Tea and me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Ya'll's balls are small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:05am
  • Sans lunchables...Fuckables!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:33pm
  • "Naked Lunch"

    Submitted by whodoesit66 on Mar 28, 10 at 8:18pm
  • oh my god.. i have wonder the same thing many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:56am
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