whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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8:13 destroyed the joke I wanted to say. I'm jealous.
Good thing conn. Has so much inbreeding :-D especially the area around uconn
As others have pointed out already, "Fuck me on your lunch break" is pretty much something EVERY guy wants to receive in a text message. He will not think less of you for not being "ladylike." He may, in fact, decide right then and there to marry you.
Have fun! (-:
too many haters on this site
how about just telling him? Why do you need a website?
You could always ask him to "funch". It's fucking during lunch. He'll get it.
^---- Hipsters love phraseological egotism, like celebrities love hybrids. Oh smugness.
"Why I say dear sir, would you please indulge yourself in some afternoon delight on this mighty fine day? I must say I am all prettied up and ready to entertain."
10:19 should go back to bed and try again. He is already failing miserably at life today.
I think you should copy 8:13 word for word in a text.
tell him on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site. then he'll get the hint without having to be too forward ;)
Wtf is wrong with using yall? Who the fuck cares if the apostrophe is in the right place. Most people type like they talk, so if I use yall in a sentence then I mean yall!
Maybe if she sounded sluttier more often, she'd be more likely to get some from her man and not have to ask.
afternoon delight. that's all you need to say
"Busy during lunch? You can do whatever you want to me..."
Don't bother being ladylike... short and to the point is the way to go with this one.
You and me. Somewhere quiet. NOW!
haaa 1019 ur a clown redneck
"y'all" Is typically associated with people who are inbred.
i usually go for "so what's for lunch?" but that's because my man knows what i'm implying, lol. "fuck me on your lunch break" sounds just fine to me!
That's the point of the text 1:16, fuck.
well 8:25 (1st one) scooped the pool. I lol'd
sounds like a good situation. hope he doesn't disappoint with a little weinie.
Every guy in the history of guys would love to receive a text message that said "fuck me on your lunch break?". If you insist on being a little more discrete you could always try "You should stop by on your lunch break for a nooner!". If for some reason he is just not understanding you properly you could always resort back to "Get your ass over her and fuck me on your lunch break?".
Either way, enjoy.
8:13 was a lame attempt at trying to be funny. sorry dude, had potential, but u didnt deliver
^ hahaha! too funny
Y'all is a valid contraction. It stands for "YOU + ALL."
In Spanish there exists a parallel in that it has the vosotros form for pronouns and even verb conjugation.
So yeah, y'all (or in yuppie speak "ALL OF YOU PEOPLE") can suck my dick.
11:05 practically rhymes :D
no guy is going to care about the way you ask. just ask him to fuck and he'll agree.
"do me over a bologna sandwich"
I was going to say you should curtsey afterward, but I think 8:13 has a better idea.
says the guy saying "y'all"...
"Wow, I really fancy a hot dog. Know where I could get one?"
fuck ladylike! He may not respond to a nice way, but he will DEFINITELY respond to "Fuck me on your lunch break"
It's all about results here
JUST SAY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUNCHABILITY
who the fuck would actually take the time to type in redneck?
I guess you feel that the apostrophe isn't used enough so you have to put it where it doesn't belong.
Y'all are stupid assholes - the text is to the dude she wants to fuck.
if i ever get a text like this i'll know life is great
8:11 is correct.
So is 9:57
oOo 4:04, I think I may just need to try that!
Why not just say: ' Have me for lunch? '
I know the guy - and he wouldn't.
He needs it to be in a car at 3am or no dice.
Let's have lunch and I'll tell you.
4:04 = amazing idea. Definitely going to have to try that
Look at the person you are trying to fuck and tell them that you are interested in some "hands on strategy work out" ideas for your latest project. Wink slyly and say that you have 69 great ideas to try out in thirty minutes.
nooner. you're a dumbass & don't deserve a nooner if you need help asking for them.
I received one being straight forward,def the way to go.
"why I say, kind sir. Would you put it in my pooper like it's 1899..."
Wtf is wrong with the word y'all? I'm from Connecticut and I use y'all.
I got on once that said, "I want your P in my V" I got the idea
"Have sex with me during your lunch break?" Classier yet still stunningly effective.
If you skip you're lunch break, you'll get to eat out something else.
I want you to destroy my genitals NOW! Pls
it may be what every guy wants to hear, but the OP is asking for a classier way to say it... She wants to sound lady-like, not like most of the sluts who post on here.
"i know a grear place were we can eat out"
I'd have to agree with the blunt, to the point "fuck me on your lunch break."
However it WOULD be much more amusing to ask for some afternoon delight.
straight to the point is pretty good.
but according to 5 33, this guy is a douche. id skip all together
Ya'll's balls are small.
Wanna have some Tea and me?
oh my god.. i have wonder the same thing many times.