My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Just after the circumcision text, "cut it out" has a whole new meaning.
I see nothing wrong with getting your clit sucked forever. This girl must be one of those weird ones who don't like it when guys go down on them.
WTF? BLASPHEMY!!! Absolutely no way this came from a woman; at least not a fun one.
is this for real? what girl doesn't like clot attention
Holly crap; please tell me you meant CLIT!!!
phone autocorrect perhaps? also: Holy crap; please tell me you meant Holy. ;)
Yup! iPhone's auto-incorrect sucks ass!
fuck autocorrect how many times must I put clit in my phone
I can't believe theres a woman alive who doesn't love their clit sucked
No shit! At first glance I thought you had some kind of disturbing fetish...
Uh no, no fetishes
actually I don't like guys going down on me at all. I find it disturbing.
I've met a surprising number of girls who didn't like it. I was rather confused. But then they're also the kind who never suck dick, nothing but missionary, boring kinda shit.
Sad as that is, I guess I should be glad that the boring kind are out there. Makes you guys that much more thankful for the ones that aren't.
actually, 'holly' is appropriate given that this is the holiday season
Ah, yes. Tits the season!
Hey, that's my line ;)
@Reese'sPoofs: could be that her clit is overly sensitive, and can't stand much in the way of direct stimulation. And/or that her partner is going at it so long that it's turning numb.
Apparently the C.L.I.T. Commander is retiring
I guess he make to the end without biting it?
._. That's goddamn gross
Was this text sent during you getting gobbled? If so the only logical explanation I can come up with is that op is a deaf chick
pretty sure deaf people can still talk.. maybe its a mime? seems more logical
we just don't use the term 'gobbled' enough any more...glad TITTAYS brought it back
Oh this is just worth it for the comments