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(308): View more from Nebraska

Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

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(310): View more from California

What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

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Where the hell are you

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He's winning.

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(415): View more from California

i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again

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(218): View more from Minnesota

There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.

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Doesn't she keep a spare?

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Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.

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