i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You must be Logged in to post a comment
I don't know why but I found this hilarious!!
Hey hey delta zetas!
Are they teenaged, mutant and ninja?
I think it's funny. Like If a friend randomly sent this to me I would be laughing an trying to figure out why
Is that code for you have cellulite on your ass?
UNHAPPY TURTLE IS CODE FOR WHEN YOUR CLIMBING HELMET IS UPSIDE DOWN. NOW STFU.
It's great to be a Delta Zee.
Oh EZ DZ, try DZ everyone has...
5:52 turtles are the DZ mascot
I hate to say it but the last few days, the texts have not been really good.
Fail, not even worth epic
Is there such a thing as a happy turtle?
I agree 210. I want to know if there are real unhappy turtles in the backseat now.
delta zetaaaaaaaaa =]
3:37 that's EXACTLY what i thought when I read this! LoL
Reppin the six one five!!
By turtle do you mean that you are a drug pusher from Nicaragua who is here attempting to sell but along the way you meet a nice girl who attempts to change your ways because she really loves you and then you both die in a fiery car crash when a rival dealer finds you in his territory?
Back in 'Nam, we used to eat turtle soup under the fall crescent moon
Is that code for you being constipated?
Hame and my friends use turtle, I think its hilarious no one knows what turtle means... awesome!!!!!
You're a bitch... You bitch...
I assume by turtles you mean salamanders and by backseat you mean vagina
There's a code for when your climbing helmet is upside down, like an upside down helmet has enough significance to have a codename? You should fall off a cliff...
sydney sloan is a cunt bitch
Retarded. Kill yourself
Can someone explain what turtles have to do with easy DZ's?
I LOVE TURTLES! Can I have some? Please?
Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy
Delta zeta baby!!!! Baby turtle!
Um, okaay. Thanks for sharing.