i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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I don't know why but I found this hilarious!!
Are they teenaged, mutant and ninja?
I think it's funny. Like If a friend randomly sent this to me I would be laughing an trying to figure out why
Is that code for you have cellulite on your ass?
I agree 210. I want to know if there are real unhappy turtles in the backseat now.
It's great to be a Delta Zee.
Hey hey delta zetas!
Oh EZ DZ, try DZ everyone has...
Fail, not even worth epic
Is there such a thing as a happy turtle?
3:37 that's EXACTLY what i thought when I read this! LoL
By turtle do you mean that you are a drug pusher from Nicaragua who is here attempting to sell but along the way you meet a nice girl who attempts to change your ways because she really loves you and then you both die in a fiery car crash when a rival dealer finds you in his territory?
I hate to say it but the last few days, the texts have not been really good.
delta zetaaaaaaaaa =]
Back in 'Nam, we used to eat turtle soup under the fall crescent moon
UNHAPPY TURTLE IS CODE FOR WHEN YOUR CLIMBING HELMET IS UPSIDE DOWN. NOW STFU.
Reppin the six one five!!
5:52 turtles are the DZ mascot
Is that code for you being constipated?
There's a code for when your climbing helmet is upside down, like an upside down helmet has enough significance to have a codename? You should fall off a cliff...
sydney sloan is a cunt bitch
Hame and my friends use turtle, I think its hilarious no one knows what turtle means... awesome!!!!!
You're a bitch... You bitch...
I LOVE TURTLES! Can I have some? Please?
Retarded. Kill yourself
I assume by turtles you mean salamanders and by backseat you mean vagina
Um, okaay. Thanks for sharing.
Can someone explain what turtles have to do with easy DZ's?
Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy
Delta zeta baby!!!! Baby turtle!