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  • I don't know why but I found this hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Are they teenaged, mutant and ninja?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:34pm
  • I think it's funny. Like If a friend randomly sent this to me I would be laughing an trying to figure out why

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Is that code for you have cellulite on your ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:00pm
  • I agree 210. I want to know if there are real unhappy turtles in the backseat now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • It's great to be a Delta Zee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Hey hey delta zetas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Oh EZ DZ, try DZ everyone has...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:37am
  • Fail, not even worth epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Is there such a thing as a happy turtle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:45pm
  • 3:37 that's EXACTLY what i thought when I read this! LoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:47am
  • By turtle do you mean that you are a drug pusher from Nicaragua who is here attempting to sell but along the way you meet a nice girl who attempts to change your ways because she really loves you and then you both die in a fiery car crash when a rival dealer finds you in his territory?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:13am
  • I hate to say it but the last few days, the texts have not been really good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05pm
  • delta zetaaaaaaaaa =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:08am
  • Back in 'Nam, we used to eat turtle soup under the fall crescent moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:35pm
  • UNHAPPY TURTLE IS CODE FOR WHEN YOUR CLIMBING HELMET IS UPSIDE DOWN. NOW STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:13am
  • Reppin the six one five!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:58am
  • 5:52 turtles are the DZ mascot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:27am
  • Is that code for you being constipated?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05pm
  • There's a code for when your climbing helmet is upside down, like an upside down helmet has enough significance to have a codename? You should fall off a cliff...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:54pm
  • sydney sloan is a cunt bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:24am
  • Hame and my friends use turtle, I think its hilarious no one knows what turtle means... awesome!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:14am
  • @2:21 You're a bitch... You bitch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:26am
  • I LOVE TURTLES! Can I have some? Please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Retarded. Kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:09pm
  • I assume by turtles you mean salamanders and by backseat you mean vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Um, okaay. Thanks for sharing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Can someone explain what turtles have to do with easy DZ's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:52am
  • Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Delta zeta baby!!!! Baby turtle!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:23am