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  • When planning for the Z.A. liquor should never be involved. You guys probably won't even survive the first wave.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 10, 10 at 5:28am
    • Truth. I have my hideout planned and am ready to lock it down at a moments notice.

      Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 10, 10 at 3:16pm
  • I've done that sober. Post fuck. Keeper.

    Submitted by hvltn on Mar 10, 10 at 2:24pm
  • you need booze to SURVIVE zday!

    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:26am
  • Really? I know at least two people who would do that stone sober.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 11, 10 at 12:04am

    Submitted by amazingggg on Mar 11, 10 at 1:00am
  • this reminds me of one of my classes last semester...strange.

    Submitted by kayjay on Mar 10, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Of course booze was involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:33pm
  • Yaaaaaaa!

    Submitted by jtplr on Mar 10, 10 at 10:54am
  • I'm guessin a few of you have read World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide if not than do so all you need to know is in those two books!! Be ready for them it's only a matter of time!

    Submitted by joehobo on Mar 10, 10 at 10:32am
  • Dude we do this weekly in class drunk or sober along with our world domination plans for after the zombies are mostly gone

    Submitted by Ratchet on Mar 10, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Anyone who's not an amatuer knows to head far north where the zombies freeze in place since they have no pulse. Remember that.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 10, 10 at 8:09am
  • Me and at least five of my friends on different occasions had made our plans... Completely sober...

    Submitted by DrunkenDream on Mar 15, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Amateurish mistake. I'll bet there are chainsaws somehow involved in their plans. Let me thank you in advance for your supplies OP. I will be sure to say a prayer over your bleached out bones.

    Submitted by tymo on Mar 10, 10 at 7:49am
  • @jbubbya thank you

    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 10, 10 at 10:06am
  • You're not Tallahasse here not everyone can be a drunken zombie slayer!

    Submitted by stegosaurus on Mar 10, 10 at 7:13am
  • Who doesn't plan for ZA at least once a month?? Ha\nI'm going to be the ONLY one left. Muaahahaha\n\nBut no really if so becomes GO TO WALMART! All you need. Lol

    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Mar 10, 10 at 8:09am
  • Yes!

    Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 10, 10 at 8:04am
  • You bring shame upon the rest of us zombie hunters. Hang your head. >=(

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Mar 11, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Shit ive done that multiple times......sober even

    Submitted by jovaec on Mar 10, 10 at 10:37pm
  • I approve of the seriousness with which TFLN commenters take these matters.\n 1, all.

    Submitted by Raniphae on Mar 10, 10 at 11:17am
  • 8:09 do you even realize what a madhouse those type of stores will be when Zach shows up? Slaughterhouses. Just like hospitals and police stations. Your best bet is to grab a crowbar and GTFO. Scavenge supplies from the stupid dead along the way to Montana.

    Submitted by tymo on Mar 10, 10 at 10:10am
  • I thought everyone had their zombie apocalypse plan ready. I know I sure as fuck do!

    Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 10, 10 at 5:00pm
  • Me and my roommate have 5 guns in our 2 bedroom apt. We are ready.

    Submitted by hollkellen on May 26, 10 at 4:57am
  • It's all in the zombie survival guide( really it is)

    Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:44pm
  • I've got my zombie plan. It's gonna happen!

    Submitted by QQn on Mar 11, 10 at 2:20am
  • For extra help get zombie survival app and buy zombieland! THEN you're fucking on top of that shit. Nut up or shut up motha fuckas! Lol

    Submitted by Funnyman on Mar 14, 10 at 3:40am
  • Duuuude...make sure to write out the details and review when sober. Edit out the slurred and eligible script.

    Submitted by LoE1985 on Mar 20, 10 at 5:48pm
  • These are my people!

    Submitted by dannie1288 on Aug 13, 11 at 10:47pm
  • You never NEED booze to plan for Z-Day. Grats!!!!

    Submitted by JDawgCali on Mar 10, 10 at 5:12am
  • Hahaha I loved that movie. I thought what would I do about that if zombies attacked... Then I remembered we have 450lbs of shotgun ammunition in our garage...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 7:19am