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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:11am

    8:05PM Oh, the irony... 'bastardising' actually.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:25pm

    agreed, stop trying to ruin everyone's laughs. Ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:26pm

    I may be that dad's son

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:16pm

    haha 8.05. Webster was the biggest bastard of them all...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:16pm

    Your dad sounds awesome. 2:51, it was a quotation for Christ's sake!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:10pm

    Your mom goes to college

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:43pm

    Sounds like he's so proud of both of them....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    at first i thought it said his dad was making TOAST drunk in front of the extended family. time to take another hit i guess.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:05pm

    That's no excuse for bastardizing the English language. I mean, DAYUM!

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:45pm

    It's a text not a novel.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:33pm

    your sister is a college?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:36pm

    yeah I agree with 12:28 that is fucking dumb.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:28pm

    if you're looking for correct punctuations and spelling..then you probably shouldn't be on a website where it shows the text messages from people's fucked up nights. just throwing that out there

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:51pm

    I'm guessing the texter was the "whore-monger", because your spelling and grammar are atrocious. By the by, *drunkenly, *successful college [graduate?], and add some proper punctuation for Christ's sake!

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    Submitted by Curty_McC on Jun 3, 11 at 1:30am

    That's a poorly worded sentence. I had to read it a few times.

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    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 3:05am

    agreed 8:11...and 8:05? you're clearly a douchebag enough to be willing to publicly prove that you use the expression "DAYUM!". Work on that before you bitch about anything else.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:40pm

    Was that with pants on or off?