My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
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agreed, stop trying to ruin everyone's laughs. Ass.
Oh, the irony... 'bastardising' actually.
I may be that dad's son
Your dad sounds awesome.
2:51, it was a quotation for Christ's sake!
Sounds like he's so proud of both of them....
Your mom goes to college
at first i thought it said his dad was making TOAST drunk in front of the extended family. time to take another hit i guess.
It's a text not a novel.
That's no excuse for bastardizing the English language. I mean, DAYUM!
haha 8.05. Webster was the biggest bastard of them all...
yeah I agree with 12:28 that is fucking dumb.
if you're looking for correct punctuations and spelling..then you probably shouldn't be on a website where it shows the text messages from people's fucked up nights. just throwing that out there
That's a poorly worded sentence. I had to read it a few times.
your sister is a college?
I'm guessing the texter was the "whore-monger", because your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
By the by, *drunkenly, *successful college [graduate?], and add some proper punctuation for Christ's sake!
Was that with pants on or off?
agreed 8:11...and 8:05? you're clearly a douchebag enough to be willing to publicly prove that you use the expression "DAYUM!". Work on that before you bitch about anything else.