Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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your starting to believe
You will be if you keep consuming lysol...
well at least if you are dying, you had a chance to send an amazing text.
The question is are you native?
Well, mom apparently you were out of Listerine so you resorted to "the next best thing" in between guys.
the only reason you are dying is because you live in Kansas
You ate pine nuts