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  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:54pm

    In soviet Russia all your love saves YOU

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:12pm

    Thank you ladies and Gentlemen. Yes, the text was from a guy. And yes, I am the girl poser. Try getting this text at 4 in the morning. I was not a happy camper.

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:29pm

    I have texted the exact same thing to someone. And they responded the same way. God, I hate my boyfriend.

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:17pm

    Do You wanna know how I got these Cigars?' -The Penguin

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 8, 10 at 3:30am

    BURNINATED!!!

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:34pm

    Funny is a word invented by advertising executives to sell soft drinks.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:24am

    F ur Life hahahahahaah

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:09pm

    Finally something hilarious :)

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:28pm

    this text is funny and i will defend it

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:08am

    8:17 that was fucking funny as hell. Hahahahahahaha

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:11pm

    Hahaha this sounds vaguely familiar.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:27pm

    It's funny because everyone dies at the end.

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:23, this is not that sort of web site. Take that racist, elitist, classist shit elsewhere.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:20pm

    Where from jersey are you?

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:31pm

    Haha. This is a good tfln.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:47am

    Hella fucking depressing.

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:01pm

    OP must be one ugly bitch. FIRST.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:36pm

    Lmao this is funny :)

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:29pm

    5:26-- WTF crawled up your ass?

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:17pm

    Oh this is great! Slam that bitch down H A R D !!!

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:25pm

    She's a whore. If she don't want it give it to some one who does. - deck

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:58pm

    Best way to get over someone is to get under someone

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:04pm

    yaaay for honest jersey kids.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:30am

    I'm from Burlington County.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:23pm

    FAIL.....EPIC FAIL!!!!!

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:09pm

    Joker! I'm tired of these games! WHERE IS HE?!?!?!? Batman

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:05pm

    I think a guy wrote the first one.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Farmboy on Jul 21, 10 at 1:10am

    DENIED.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:05pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:15pm

    just dont get under the person ur trying to get over. just wont work :P -Supergirl :D ha

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:31am

    BBBUUUUUUURRRNNNNN !!!!!

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:20pm

    Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:07pm

    321: sounds like a virgin. Who just got dumped.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:33am

    Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

  • 52 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:40pm

    Hahaha that guy can b the bulldog from Van Wilder were the dogs ballz r huge then the guys jack him off and hus ballz r tiny

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:54pm

    I have micropenis. And these pretzels are making me thirsty.