The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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There's a wicked part of me that would love to terrify young children while being high. It's probably the same part that laughs really hard at the end of Titanic, Old Yeller, and Beaches.
Holy shit it made it! Helllllllllllll yeeeeeeeeeeah
You've forever deterred them from the wonderful drug known as marijuana.
"mommy! The devil lives next door! His name is Johny!"
I just want to say that this may be the best tfln I've ever read and wanna be friends?
One day I vow to accomplish this feat:)