No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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How about a gag ball and a little stump grinder to make you suffer, you two timing whore
how bout stretching your ballsack skin over his face facehugger style after he drunkenly passed out watching alien...
Ok this is so funny I laughed HS
May I suggest a bucket of ice water at 6:00AM?