No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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how bout stretching your ballsack skin over his face facehugger style after he drunkenly passed out watching alien...
Ok this is so funny I laughed HS
How about a gag ball and a little stump grinder to make you suffer, you two timing whore
May I suggest a bucket of ice water at 6:00AM?