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  • Submitted by steve0329 on Nov 2, 11 at 11:35am

    That's the best way to get unwanted people out of your house, your friends stay because they know you and the strangers leave because they are scared.

  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Nov 2, 11 at 2:24pm

    More like Nothing says "The party just started" like the sound of a pump action shotgun ;)

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    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 2, 11 at 12:35pm

    Even people who aren't familiar with guns know to fear that sound. Best way to remove people without saying a word.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 2, 11 at 4:54pm

    @DustyBozangas: learn your weaponry. They will cycle in the right models. I can do it with a Remington 870.\nNice try.

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      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 2, 11 at 6:08pm

      Most shotguns (excluding waterfowl longguns) are chambered for two and three quarter inch shells. A spent shell of this size measures approximately three and a half inches.

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        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 3, 11 at 1:16am

        However...if you fold the tabs back in, just like ya do if ya do yer own reloadin, it measures the same as a new shell and most definitely WILL cycle thru the action. Dr. Knowitall.

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      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 2, 11 at 6:09pm

      And why would you even try to do such a thing?

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 2, 11 at 10:11pm

    Please, that's when the party STARTS. Like with church and those bells.

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Nov 2, 11 at 8:12pm

    @shaveydavey: Fuck you for stealing my comment! and I mean that in the nicest way

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    Submitted by untameableshrew on Nov 2, 11 at 11:30am

    They party serious in Michigan.

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      Submitted by steve0329 on Nov 2, 11 at 11:34am

      You spelled Texas wrong.

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 2, 11 at 1:33pm

        Maybe they thought the two was a seven...

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    Submitted by cyanide11tx on Nov 3, 11 at 11:00pm

    It was a twelve gauge Remmington 870, but there wasn't any shells involved, spent or loaded. Let's keep it classy people.

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    Submitted by 151fun on Nov 2, 11 at 2:51pm

    Thats why i keep a glock 17 with hollow points.

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    Submitted by nantucket on Nov 3, 11 at 8:30am

    fucking americans...

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 2, 11 at 1:30pm

    ...not if it's a nerf shotgun painted steam punk...

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    Submitted by gorkk_54 on Nov 2, 11 at 12:21pm


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    Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Sep 10, 12 at 12:17am

    Don't even need to load it to scare people. some piece of shit broke into my uncles house a few years back and he stood at the top of his stairs pumped it told them to get the fuck out and the bitch jumped through the window. Left a nice blood trail for the 5-0. Fucking scum bag

  • Submitted by 2jzstang on Nov 2, 11 at 12:27pm

    I keep a 12 next to my bed with spent shell casings in it....

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      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 2, 11 at 1:12pm

      Too bad spent shells won't cycle through the action. Nice try.

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      Submitted by kushkong420 on May 21, 12 at 11:43pm

      nice way to get shot, always keep em loaded with live rounds or don't have a gun, period.