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  • That's the best way to get unwanted people out of your house, your friends stay because they know you and the strangers leave because they are scared.

    Submitted by steve0329 on Nov 2, 11 at 11:35am
  • More like Nothing says "The party just started" like the sound of a pump action shotgun ;)

    Submitted by shaveydavey on Nov 2, 11 at 2:24pm
  • Even people who aren't familiar with guns know to fear that sound. Best way to remove people without saying a word.

    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 2, 11 at 12:35pm
  • @DustyBozangas: learn your weaponry. They will cycle in the right models. I can do it with a Remington 870.\nNice try.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 2, 11 at 4:54pm
    • Most shotguns (excluding waterfowl longguns) are chambered for two and three quarter inch shells. A spent shell of this size measures approximately three and a half inches.

      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 2, 11 at 6:08pm
      • However...if you fold the tabs back in, just like ya do if ya do yer own reloadin, it measures the same as a new shell and most definitely WILL cycle thru the action. Dr. Knowitall.

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 3, 11 at 1:16am
    • And why would you even try to do such a thing?

      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 2, 11 at 6:09pm
  • They party serious in Michigan.

    Submitted by untameableshrew on Nov 2, 11 at 11:30am
  • @shaveydavey: Fuck you for stealing my comment! and I mean that in the nicest way

    Submitted by bigceaze on Nov 2, 11 at 8:12pm
  • It was a twelve gauge Remmington 870, but there wasn't any shells involved, spent or loaded. Let's keep it classy people.

    Submitted by cyanide11tx on Nov 3, 11 at 11:00pm
  • Thats why i keep a glock 17 with hollow points.

    Submitted by 151fun on Nov 2, 11 at 2:51pm
  • Epic.

    Submitted by gorkk_54 on Nov 2, 11 at 12:21pm
  • Please, that's when the party STARTS. Like with church and those bells.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 2, 11 at 10:11pm
  • fucking americans...

    Submitted by nantucket on Nov 3, 11 at 8:30am
  • Don't even need to load it to scare people. some piece of shit broke into my uncles house a few years back and he stood at the top of his stairs pumped it told them to get the fuck out and the bitch jumped through the window. Left a nice blood trail for the 5-0. Fucking scum bag

    Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Sep 10, 12 at 12:17am
  • I keep a 12 next to my bed with spent shell casings in it....

    Submitted by 2jzstang on Nov 2, 11 at 12:27pm
    • Too bad spent shells won't cycle through the action. Nice try.

      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 2, 11 at 1:12pm
    • nice way to get shot, always keep em loaded with live rounds or don't have a gun, period.

      Submitted by kushkong420 on May 21, 12 at 11:43pm
  • ...not if it's a nerf shotgun painted steam punk...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 2, 11 at 1:30pm