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  I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

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  Submitted by HailCaeser on May 23, 12 at 10:33am

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  Number of times he has been violated anally with a steak knife

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  Submitted by Eightyeight on May 23, 12 at 10:02am

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  Eighty Eight

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    Submitted by amings09 on May 23, 12 at 11:47am

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    Number of times his uncle asked him to give him a colonoscopy with his tongue.

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 9:52pm

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  And she hands you a spork while saying "Deal with it!"

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