Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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12:10, I assume 12:06 is confused as to why the texter would thank the not-so-tiny dancer via text message when he/she was supposedly in the bathroom with them. Technology age or not, it seems more practical to use spoken words. Well, that or facebook wall messages.
Also, "chic" is not shorthand for "chick." It's an entirely different word.
any girl that wonders if she looks fat, or asks if she looks fat, IS fat. And even if she is rolling in rolls of blubber, she isn't fat ... she has "curves". These btiches live in denial.
how much i love living here.
it would be ego-centrical fyi
Hey 12:10 thx for clarifying. I guess you make more "since" than I do. Learn how to spell dickwad.
O and P.S. She knows if she looks fat with or without a booty dance
hahahahahah what? yay first. but what?
im proud to leave in new jersey.....
NJ…the greatest state in the union!!
What doesnt make "since"12:06? She wanted to see if she looked fat while she booty danced. Which all girls do either in a mirror or to a good friend that would tell you the truth. I agree 12:07, should've banged her, even if it was a chic because he/she thanked you for letting them watch.
Only a macho Ed Hardy wearing fake-n-bake-super-gelled-up sporting craphole like New Jersey could produce a young woman dumb enough to ask for this. And a friend from jersey dumb enough to post it.
Hey Jersey....kill yourself
3:50 that's exactly was i was thinking haha. she is definitely fat if she has an ass and tits.
I am 5' 4" and weigh in at 111 I ask if i look fat all of the time...I have an ass and some tits. A girl just needs a push sometimes!
Omg haha that's my area code!!
12:59 you sound hot you can dance for me all day ;)
creepy AND egotistical.. i'd say this is a friend to lose
body image... its on pretty much everyones mind whether they're actually overweight or not... almost everyones lol. i prefer junk food. and im 5'9" and 125lbs. enjoying cookies and playing sports lol.
how are they egotistical if they think they might look fat? someone who's egotistical would just assume they looked hot.
This doesn't een make sense. And even tho I can't see you, you look fat trust me
I'm sorry, I can't decide whether this was a good night or a bad night until you tell us whether she actually did look fat doing it.
You should've banged her. I don't care if OP is a man or a woman, you should've banged her.
chances are dancing girl was drunk at the time, and the texter was probably using a sarcastic text (as opposed to actually thanking them) to inform them of whatever happened
12:59, if you're 5'4" and only weigh 111, you do NOT have an ass and tits. Nothing to write home about, anyway.