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  • 86 49
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 12, 11 at 6:15pm

    Sounds like dad should have bought a shock collar to go with that leash to keep junior quiet

  • 74 47
    Submitted by Babypunching on Aug 12, 11 at 5:25pm

    He must have seen your inner pedobear...

  • 68 50
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 4:02pm

    If the darkened van fits...

  • 63 51
    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Aug 12, 11 at 9:42pm

    @MissCandy: I work w/ preschoolers and kindergartners w/ special needs and most of them unless you want to lose them, must be held at all times. It's difficult for some parents to keep an eye on their children when they're outside. Esp. if they have Autism or other kinds of disorders.

    • 39 60
      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Aug 13, 11 at 1:24am

      Or if theyre bad parents which coincidentally is usually the case, I'm sure they all appreciate you alleviating that responsibility with excuses though

  • 61 48
    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 12, 11 at 7:29pm

    MitchGuy- do the world a favor and go play in traffic

  • 52 49
    Submitted by twotheteeth on Aug 12, 11 at 3:33pm

    Love it! "stranger danger!"

  • 39 28
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Dec 11, 11 at 9:36am

    I'm ok with kids on leashes. Anyone saying against it is a dirty hippy who has gotten it in their heads that children are anything but animals.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by MissCandy on Aug 12, 11 at 5:35pm

    LMAO! Great text, I do feel bad for that child though. Children do not belong on a leash!! (I did use them 1 time but only cause ATL airport with 2 year old twins while traveling alone didn't sound safe.) dogs belong on a leash, children must be taught self discipline.

    • 39 40
      Submitted by rimmion on Aug 13, 11 at 8:52pm

      Leash Laws For ALL Children!

  • 35 35
    Submitted by MissCandy on Aug 18, 11 at 1:48pm

    @sal, I run a childcare facility with up to 99 kids on any given day. We see first hand how horrible children can be if not taught self control by their. Yes, special needs can be a different story but even autistic children can listen to their parents and learn how to behave quote well. And special needs or not, unless the Pareto is at the park with 5 other kids it would be an excellent opportunity to teach.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 12, 11 at 4:39pm

    Stop dressing like a Teletubbie!

    • 40 51
      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Aug 13, 11 at 1:25am

      Michguy I thought I told you to think before you post from now on

  • 35 49
    Submitted by josielee2012 on Aug 12, 11 at 7:39pm

    I lol'ed.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by 303metro on Aug 13, 11 at 12:42am

    Well the white van is kinda suspicious?

  • 34 68
    Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 12, 11 at 6:14pm

    Smart kid. Did you forget to dress again?