She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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That explains nothing. Tfln needs to stop approving dumbass texts
She's obviously a fat pig. Is the car ok?
Least she didn't get hit by anal at 47 mph
Damn she must have gotten own'd :( poor lady.
Bet she kan take a dik!!
47 is the number of chromosomes a person with down syndrome, only a retard could survive something so crazy, get it now?
Oh my lord AUDRA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is this about allison rajk?
you know what that means....
The number forty-seven occurs in nature with noticeably higher frequency than other natural numbers, it is the quintessential random number...
Why do half of these have NOTHING to do with things that happened last night? This isn't "text from whenever and aren't funny"
Y did they aprove this?
Means she can take it up the ass
Hope the car had a split chassis.
I'd like to get hit with anal at 57 mph
I love this txt. It could easily be the opening to a short story.