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  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:52pm

    She's obviously a fat pig. Is the car ok?

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:19pm

    Least she didn't get hit by anal at 47 mph

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:46pm

    Oh my lord AUDRA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:31am

    That explains nothing. Tfln needs to stop approving dumbass texts

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:42am

    Why do half of these have NOTHING to do with things that happened last night? This isn't "text from whenever and aren't funny"

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:45pm

    Damn she must have gotten own'd :( poor lady.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:53am

    The number forty-seven occurs in nature with noticeably higher frequency than other natural numbers, it is the quintessential random number...

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:33pm

    Hope the car had a split chassis.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:41am

    47 is the number of chromosomes a person with down syndrome, only a retard could survive something so crazy, get it now?

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:11pm

    Bet she kan take a dik!!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:36pm

    is this about allison rajk?

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:34pm

    Means she can take it up the ass

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:21am

    Y did they aprove this?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:57pm

    47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:16pm

    you know what that means....

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:15pm

    I'd like to get hit with anal at 57 mph

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:19pm

    Ahhh....right -JKIR

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:06pm

    I love this txt. It could easily be the opening to a short story.