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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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She's obviously a fat pig. Is the car ok?
Least she didn't get hit by anal at 47 mph
Oh my lord AUDRA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn she must have gotten own'd :( poor lady.
That explains nothing. Tfln needs to stop approving dumbass texts
Why do half of these have NOTHING to do with things that happened last night? This isn't "text from whenever and aren't funny"
Hope the car had a split chassis.
47 is the number of chromosomes a person with down syndrome, only a retard could survive something so crazy, get it now?
Bet she kan take a dik!!
47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is this about allison rajk?
The number forty-seven occurs in nature with noticeably higher frequency than other natural numbers, it is the quintessential random number...
Means she can take it up the ass
Y did they aprove this?
you know what that means....
I'd like to get hit with anal at 57 mph
Ahhh....right -JKIR
I love this txt. It could easily be the opening to a short story.
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