She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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That explains nothing. Tfln needs to stop approving dumbass texts
Least she didn't get hit by anal at 47 mph
She's obviously a fat pig. Is the car ok?
Damn she must have gotten own'd :( poor lady.
Bet she kan take a dik!!
47 is the number of chromosomes a person with down syndrome, only a retard could survive something so crazy, get it now?
Oh my lord AUDRA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is this about allison rajk?
you know what that means....
Y did they aprove this?
The number forty-seven occurs in nature with noticeably higher frequency than other natural numbers, it is the quintessential random number...
Means she can take it up the ass
Why do half of these have NOTHING to do with things that happened last night? This isn't "text from whenever and aren't funny"
Hope the car had a split chassis.
I'd like to get hit with anal at 57 mph
I love this txt. It could easily be the opening to a short story.