we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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If you have a pet/baby/person small enough to pick up and you haven't done this, you are a disgrace
Its the circle of life
Aunt Carol is drunk and telling you how they used to make fun of your birthmark when you were a baby?
it wasn't the jungle, it was the AFRICAN PLAIN Simba was presented to. he went to the jungle later.
And then we all took turns giving you a simba...
I do this to my dog all the time.
This is literally my morning routine with my wiener dog.
And then we accidentally dropped you off the roof...and that's how you ended up in the hospital
And then she was gangraped abd they raped happily ever after.