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  • 94 54
    Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Apr 3, 11 at 2:10pm

    This has been a reading from the Book of Jager.

  • 71 48
    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Apr 3, 11 at 9:09pm

    malibu coconut? really? i haven't had that since i was 12. grow a fuckin pair.

    • 49 63
      Submitted by Rawrdinosaurlove on Apr 4, 11 at 5:43am

      Drinking when you're 12? Yeah well done, heaps impressive :\\

  • 58 41
    Submitted by raylealadee on Apr 3, 11 at 11:20pm

    I think he means sometimes malibu gives you slutty girls to take home and sometimes it takes them and gives them to other guys....slut coin toss

  • 61 47
    Submitted by HeLikesFeet on Apr 3, 11 at 8:13pm

    Taketh away testicles?

  • 52 50
    Submitted by nandeyanen on Apr 4, 11 at 4:46pm

    Looks like somebody copied an old tfln about Jameson...

  • 52 53
    Submitted by MichelleOright on Apr 3, 11 at 4:22pm

    Pussssssyyy!

  • 53 61
    Submitted by summerlynn on Apr 3, 11 at 7:01pm

    I just gagged while reading this... Horrible flashbacks.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by 2LandBack on Apr 4, 11 at 2:05am

    malibu coconut is only like 40 proof...

  • 34 55
    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 4, 11 at 8:32am

    you need a more consistent alcohol beverage.....like jack and a drop of sprite....