malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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This has been a reading from the Book of Jager.
malibu coconut? really? i haven't had that since i was 12. grow a fuckin pair.
Drinking when you're 12? Yeah well done, heaps impressive :\\
I think he means sometimes malibu gives you slutty girls to take home and sometimes it takes them and gives them to other guys....slut coin toss
Looks like somebody copied an old tfln about Jameson...
Taketh away testicles?
you need a more consistent alcohol beverage.....like jack and a drop of sprite....
I just gagged while reading this... Horrible flashbacks.
malibu coconut is only like 40 proof...