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  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:04pm

    top of the south! Erlanger baby

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:15pm

    this was caps-worthy!

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    god i love being from kentcuky

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    Haha i go through Florence a few times a year so i have like way more pictures of that water tower than should be allowed

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:14am

    From NKY...Kentucky is southerrrnnnn. You cross the river to Ohio and your in yankeeland..Ohioans are fucking insane and they can't drive worth a damn.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:02am

    so proud to be from northern ky!! only here can you see shit like that!!

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:35pm

    That is just ridiculas, I would be mad and bitch slap him

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:55pm

    fucktard - there's no excuse for caps locking your phone.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:02pm

    i yelled this whole text in my brain thinking "i have when people do constant caps lock" but it was totally worth it...the only one though.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:38pm

    ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah 8:36 why so srs? the fact that it was in caps made it even funnier.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 10, 10 at 7:28pm

    Haha 859 is where I live... It's Lexington ky!!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:18pm

    wtf

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:26am

    oh fuck. i love my home state.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:42pm

    all you guys sucka fcukin dick. south rocks your sockssss shitt mayene . and for all yu guyz and girlz, die stomorwo night. HAVE A GODO NIGHT!!!1

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:57am

    Atticus Finch would roll over on his grave.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12am

    KEEP YOUR GIMP HAND STRONG

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:51am

    theres nothing wrong with using caps in a text! chill outtt

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:07pm

    I'M FROM CINCINNATI...AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS.... FLORENCE YA'LL LOL

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:11pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:11pm

    Totally FAKE. Who the fuck sends an entire text in caps?

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:13pm

    haha bitch deserved it

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:17pm

    LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY. just kidding i hate typing in caps almost as much as i had reading "first!" op shouldve left it all lower case except "slap his daughter across the face with it" so it would've been more surprising. ;D

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm

    what the fuck is a gimp and where can i get one? i need to teach someone a lesson.

  • 25 37
    Submitted by kelseyleecouch on Jan 17, 11 at 2:40am

    "Florence y'all"\nThis is my home town- I love the person who posted this. Truly represents "Kentuckians" at their finest.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:07am

    it sounds pretty caps-worthy haha

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:58pm

    Ha ha I remember Florence...namely the Florence Y'all watertower. God bless.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:45pm

    man, fuck florence. 42 is the worst road to drive on, especially by the y'all. also, home to the dumbest people.

    • 26 59
      Submitted by shazberry on Feb 21, 10 at 3:46am

      oh that god awful water tower... I'm from Florence and have driven 42 more times than I can count... man, 42 is nothing compared to Pleasant Valley...

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25pm

    Oh Florence, Kentucky....home to the greatest water tower ever. Red and white stripes with the words "Florence Y'all" printed on it. For that reason alone I think this text is legit. :)

  • 26 40
    Submitted by rowdyone on Aug 12, 10 at 1:14am

    @July 10th 10:02 not the only one

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:14am

    Gotta love the tri state. Florence Y'all. Classic.

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:00am

    so proud of being from ky at this moment.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:58am

    i love how everyone else shits on us but we kentuckians appreciate the humor in the shit we see here so fuck ya'll... by the way hilarious

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:33am

    To 10:19, Flo-town is hardly the south. It's just a weird place..

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:19pm

    the south is so weird.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by gigisportgirl on Apr 5, 10 at 10:38pm

    I <3 Kentucky my hometown y'all folks wouldn't understand... I reckon

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:18pm

    goin' sassy, stayin' classy.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:36pm

    Okay, I'm from Cincinnati, but I would just like to add the following: 1.] Florence isn't really "The South" it's still more like the Midwest. 2.] That water tower used to say "FLORENCE MALL" and the city made them change it because the mall wasn't there yet. 3.] Gimp basically means it's non-functional.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:56am

    I live in Florence. And this text didn't even surprise me.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:21pm

    you can live a hundred lives and never see something as wondrous as this. i would totally caps lock it.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:59pm

    enjoying living in kentucky is my guilty pleasure...

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:48am

    I read this entire text like someone was screaming it...

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:31am

    Grab my strong hand. If youve seen the movie you know what a gimp hand is.

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:09pm

    turdx.... third*

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:58pm

    he's just keeping his gimp hand strong

  • 29 55
    Submitted by gigisportgirl on Apr 5, 10 at 10:41pm

    I <3 Kentucky my hometown. y'all smaller town get up folks don't understand all our Kentucky butter churning fanatics. you all are invited to me and my cousins wedding in Tennessee blame them

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:43am

    1:12 absolutely wins

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:50pm

    8:11, i do that all the time when something is urgent and/or hilarious.

  • 14 26
    Submitted by annekengirl on Mar 8, 12 at 9:13pm

    This is where I live! :)

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:47am

    I wanted to hit the "Good night" button, but it was at 666 "Good nights" when I saw it, so I left it alone.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:52pm

    florence, located in northern kentucky, is like the taint. you aren't quite in the shit hole of the south yet, and you're still somewhat dwelling with the pussies from cincinnati. Florence is just fucking weird.

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:23pm

    6:36 thanks so much bc i was honestly like wtf is a gimp? but ya i text all caps when im really excited.

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39am

    8:14PM: what the fuck is a gimp and where can i get one? i need to teach someone a lesson. watch pulp fiction.

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:46pm

    More from 859,513 I see no 513.

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:17pm

    That is hilarious and so depressing at the same time.

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:23pm

    ACTUALLY, 6:36, they changed it because you cant advertise for public places on things that are owned by the county. thusly, florence yall. you can still see the M though. that makes me happy. also, i think i saw that shit too. so its pretty legit

  • 25 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:53am

    Hi Y'all, from Florence Mall! /works in Hebron

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:36pm

    8:11 you fucking moron bitch, who's to say you cant send a text in all caps. esp if you see something like this. suck a dick mofwukkuh

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:11pm

    Ah, I love my state =)

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:33pm

    "florence ya'll".. oh god.. i live in kentucky.. pretty accurate..

  • 32 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:05pm

    i just urbandictionaried gimp to make sure i knew what it meant. i was right about it

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:36pm

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!? Annoying text is annoying.

  • 29 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:56pm

    To everyone annoy at the caps: It being in caps shows how thrilled this person was to see it. I would caps lock that text, and the people i sent it to, they would be excited for me for witnessing such a thing.

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:23am

    this is one of the best ive ever seen

  • 35 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:04am

    i think you can check craigslist for one.

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:43am

    No ones answered what the fuck a gimp is?

  • 30 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:23am

    Ha cracks me up. I live in Ky and seeing a gimp hand and/or someone slapping their kid across the face is not a suprise, but the two together...wow

  • 24 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:38pm

    what type of idiot doesnt know what the fuck 'gimp' means!?

  • 31 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12am

    FLORENCE Y'ALL hell yes. i grew up there.

  • 22 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:07pm

    10:05 - lol, i just did the same thing.