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  • I <3 Kentucky my hometown y'all folks wouldn't understand... I reckon

    Submitted by gigisportgirl on Apr 5, 10 at 10:38pm
  • I <3 Kentucky my hometown. y'all smaller town get up folks don't understand all our Kentucky butter churning fanatics. you all are invited to me and my cousins wedding in Tennessee blame them

    Submitted by gigisportgirl on Apr 5, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Haha 859 is where I live... It's Lexington ky!!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 10, 10 at 7:28pm
  • wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:18pm
  • this was caps-worthy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:15pm
  • theres nothing wrong with using caps in a text! chill outtt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:51am
  • what the fuck is a gimp and where can i get one? i need to teach someone a lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm
  • top of the south! Erlanger baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Haha i go through Florence a few times a year so i have like way more pictures of that water tower than should be allowed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:05pm
  • so proud to be from northern ky!! only here can you see shit like that!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:02am
  • Oh Florence, Kentucky....home to the greatest water tower ever. Red and white stripes with the words "Florence Y'all" printed on it. For that reason alone I think this text is legit. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25pm
  • man, fuck florence. 42 is the worst road to drive on, especially by the y'all. also, home to the dumbest people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:45pm
    • oh that god awful water tower... I'm from Florence and have driven 42 more times than I can count... man, 42 is nothing compared to Pleasant Valley...

      Submitted by shazberry on Feb 21, 10 at 3:46am
  • Totally FAKE. Who the fuck sends an entire text in caps?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:11pm
  • KEEP YOUR GIMP HAND STRONG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12am
  • fucktard - there's no excuse for caps locking your phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:55pm
  • This is where I live! :)

    Submitted by annekengirl on Mar 8, 12 at 9:13pm
  • god i love being from kentcuky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • oh fuck. i love my home state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:26am
  • the south is so weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:19pm
  • ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah 8:36 why so srs? the fact that it was in caps made it even funnier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:38pm
  • That is just ridiculas, I would be mad and bitch slap him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:35pm
  • "Florence y'all"\nThis is my home town- I love the person who posted this. Truly represents "Kentuckians" at their finest.

    Submitted by kelseyleecouch on Jan 17, 11 at 2:40am
  • @July 10th 10:02 not the only one

    Submitted by rowdyone on Aug 12, 10 at 1:14am
  • Gotta love the tri state. Florence Y'all. Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:14am
  • turdx.... third*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:09pm
  • i yelled this whole text in my brain thinking "i have when people do constant caps lock" but it was totally worth it...the only one though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:02pm
  • From NKY...Kentucky is southerrrnnnn. You cross the river to Ohio and your in yankeeland..Ohioans are fucking insane and they can't drive worth a damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:14am
  • I wanted to hit the "Good night" button, but it was at 666 "Good nights" when I saw it, so I left it alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:47am
  • Ha ha I remember Florence...namely the Florence Y'all watertower. God bless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:58pm
  • it sounds pretty caps-worthy haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:07am
  • 8:11, i do that all the time when something is urgent and/or hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Atticus Finch would roll over on his grave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:57am
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:11pm
  • you can live a hundred lives and never see something as wondrous as this. i would totally caps lock it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:21pm
  • That is hilarious and so depressing at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:17pm
  • he's just keeping his gimp hand strong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:58pm
  • florence, located in northern kentucky, is like the taint. you aren't quite in the shit hole of the south yet, and you're still somewhat dwelling with the pussies from cincinnati. Florence is just fucking weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:52pm
  • enjoying living in kentucky is my guilty pleasure...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:59pm
  • I live in Florence. And this text didn't even surprise me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:56am
  • i love how everyone else shits on us but we kentuckians appreciate the humor in the shit we see here so fuck ya'll... by the way hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:58am
  • I'M FROM CINCINNATI...AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS.... FLORENCE YA'LL LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:07pm
  • ACTUALLY, 6:36, they changed it because you cant advertise for public places on things that are owned by the county. thusly, florence yall. you can still see the M though. that makes me happy. also, i think i saw that shit too. so its pretty legit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:23pm
  • 8:11 you fucking moron bitch, who's to say you cant send a text in all caps. esp if you see something like this. suck a dick mofwukkuh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:36pm
  • haha bitch deserved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:13pm
  • 1:12 absolutely wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:43am
  • Okay, I'm from Cincinnati, but I would just like to add the following: 1.] Florence isn't really "The South" it's still more like the Midwest. 2.] That water tower used to say "FLORENCE MALL" and the city made them change it because the mall wasn't there yet. 3.] Gimp basically means it's non-functional.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:36pm
  • 8:14PM: what the fuck is a gimp and where can i get one? i need to teach someone a lesson. watch pulp fiction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39am
  • this is one of the best ive ever seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:23am
  • so proud of being from ky at this moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:00am
  • "florence ya'll".. oh god.. i live in kentucky.. pretty accurate..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:33pm
  • No ones answered what the fuck a gimp is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:43am
  • Hi Y'all, from Florence Mall! /works in Hebron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:53am
  • i think you can check craigslist for one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:04am
  • all you guys sucka fcukin dick. south rocks your sockssss shitt mayene . and for all yu guyz and girlz, die stomorwo night. HAVE A GODO NIGHT!!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:42pm
  • i just urbandictionaried gimp to make sure i knew what it meant. i was right about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:05pm
  • LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY. just kidding i hate typing in caps almost as much as i had reading "first!" op shouldve left it all lower case except "slap his daughter across the face with it" so it would've been more surprising. ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:17pm
  • WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!? Annoying text is annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:36pm
  • To everyone annoy at the caps: It being in caps shows how thrilled this person was to see it. I would caps lock that text, and the people i sent it to, they would be excited for me for witnessing such a thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:56pm
  • I read this entire text like someone was screaming it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:48am
  • 6:36 thanks so much bc i was honestly like wtf is a gimp? but ya i text all caps when im really excited.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Grab my strong hand. If youve seen the movie you know what a gimp hand is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:31am
  • Ha cracks me up. I live in Ky and seeing a gimp hand and/or someone slapping their kid across the face is not a suprise, but the two together...wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:23am
  • goin' sassy, stayin' classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:18pm
  • To 10:19, Flo-town is hardly the south. It's just a weird place..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:33am
  • Ah, I love my state =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:11pm
  • More from 859,513 I see no 513.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:46pm
  • what type of idiot doesnt know what the fuck 'gimp' means!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:38pm
  • FLORENCE Y'ALL hell yes. i grew up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12am
  • 10:05 - lol, i just did the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:07pm