MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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I <3 Kentucky my hometown y'all folks wouldn't understand... I reckon
Haha 859 is where I live... It's Lexington ky!!
I <3 Kentucky my hometown. y'all smaller town get up folks don't understand all our Kentucky butter churning fanatics. you all are invited to me and my cousins wedding in Tennessee blame them
theres nothing wrong with using caps in a text! chill outtt
this was caps-worthy!
what the fuck is a gimp and where can i get one?
i need to teach someone a lesson.
so proud to be from northern ky!! only here can you see shit like that!!
top of the south! Erlanger baby
Haha i go through Florence a few times a year so i have like way more pictures of that water tower than should be allowed
Oh Florence, Kentucky....home to the greatest water tower ever. Red and white stripes with the words "Florence Y'all" printed on it. For that reason alone I think this text is legit. :)
man, fuck florence. 42 is the worst road to drive on, especially by the y'all. also, home to the dumbest people.
oh that god awful water tower... I'm from Florence and have driven 42 more times than I can count... man, 42 is nothing compared to Pleasant Valley...
fucktard - there's no excuse for caps locking your phone.
Totally FAKE. Who the fuck sends an entire text in caps?
KEEP YOUR GIMP HAND STRONG
That is just ridiculas, I would be mad and bitch slap him
This is where I live! :)
Gotta love the tri state. Florence Y'all. Classic.
the south is so weird.
god i love being from kentcuky
oh fuck. i love my home state.
I wanted to hit the "Good night" button, but it was at 666 "Good nights" when I saw it, so I left it alone.
Ha ha I remember Florence...namely the Florence Y'all watertower. God bless.
8:36 why so srs? the fact that it was in caps made it even funnier.
"Florence y'all"\nThis is my home town- I love the person who posted this. Truly represents "Kentuckians" at their finest.
@July 10th 10:02 not the only one
From NKY...Kentucky is southerrrnnnn. You cross the river to Ohio and your in yankeeland..Ohioans are fucking insane and they can't drive worth a damn.
it sounds pretty caps-worthy haha
i yelled this whole text in my brain thinking "i have when people do constant caps lock" but it was totally worth it...the only one though.
8:11, i do that all the time when something is urgent and/or hilarious.
Atticus Finch would roll over on his grave.
you can live a hundred lives and never see something as wondrous as this.
i would totally caps lock it.
he's just keeping his gimp hand strong
I live in Florence. And this text didn't even surprise me.
enjoying living in kentucky is my guilty pleasure...
I'M FROM CINCINNATI...AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS....
That is hilarious and so depressing at the same time.
i love how everyone else shits on us but we kentuckians appreciate the humor in the shit we see here so fuck ya'll... by the way hilarious
ACTUALLY, 6:36, they changed it because you cant advertise for public places on things that are owned by the county.
thusly, florence yall.
you can still see the M though.
that makes me happy.
also, i think i saw that shit too. so its pretty legit
8:11 you fucking moron bitch, who's to say you cant send a text in all caps. esp if you see something like this.
suck a dick mofwukkuh
florence, located in northern kentucky, is like the taint. you aren't quite in the shit hole of the south yet, and you're still somewhat dwelling with the pussies from cincinnati. Florence is just fucking weird.
8:14PM: what the fuck is a gimp and where can i get one?
i need to teach someone a lesson.
watch pulp fiction.
haha bitch deserved it
1:12 absolutely wins
this is one of the best ive ever seen
Okay, I'm from Cincinnati, but I would just like to add the following:
1.] Florence isn't really "The South" it's still more like the Midwest.
2.] That water tower used to say "FLORENCE MALL" and the city made them change it because the mall wasn't there yet.
3.] Gimp basically means it's non-functional.
so proud of being from ky at this moment.
"florence ya'll".. oh god.. i live in kentucky.. pretty accurate..
Hi Y'all, from Florence Mall!
/works in Hebron
all you guys sucka fcukin dick. south rocks your sockssss shitt mayene . and for all yu guyz and girlz, die stomorwo night. HAVE A GODO NIGHT!!!1
No ones answered what the fuck a gimp is?
I read this entire text like someone was screaming it...
i think you can check craigslist for one.
To everyone annoy at the caps:
It being in caps shows how thrilled this person was to see it. I would caps lock that text, and the people i sent it to, they would be excited for me for witnessing such a thing.
i just urbandictionaried gimp to make sure i knew what it meant. i was right about it
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY.
just kidding i hate typing in caps almost as much as i had reading "first!"
op shouldve left it all lower case except "slap his daughter across the face with it" so it would've been more surprising.
6:36 thanks so much bc i was honestly like wtf is a gimp?
but ya i text all caps when im really excited.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!?
Annoying text is annoying.
Grab my strong hand.
If youve seen the movie you know what a gimp hand is.
Ha cracks me up. I live in Ky and seeing a gimp hand and/or someone slapping their kid across the face is not a suprise, but the two together...wow
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To 10:19, Flo-town is hardly the south. It's just a weird place..
goin' sassy, stayin' classy.
what type of idiot doesnt know what the fuck 'gimp' means!?
Ah, I love my state =)
hell yes. i grew up there.
10:05 - lol, i just did the same thing.