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  • Haha wow!

    Submitted by summer69 on Mar 27, 10 at 11:16am
  • I remember my first beer too kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:06pm
  • lmao - My favorite TFLN...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:01pm
  • that's not euthanization, it's decapitation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 6:18 euthanasia is killing an animal in a certain way. Usually either gas or injection. So beheading wouldn't count, all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:12pm
  • I used to do that with Teddy grahams

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:05pm
  • I only put them in my butt cuz 5:26 likes them fudge coated !! ( big tone strikes again )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Was LSD involved in the making of this text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:48am
  • Yes 5:35 but 5:26 is my son if he likes them fudge coated from my ass what's a dad to do!? ( big tone strikes again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:44pm
  • one of the greatest texts ive ever heard. i cant stop laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:38pm
  • This is my all time fav... High much? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:14pm
  • wuts uethenziaed ? is thar penis ? ! ( from the desk of big tone )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:03pm
  • 5:03 to euthanize is to put down (kill) an animal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 5:34- You realize you did just admit to sticking them in your butt, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm
  • i like gummie bears n my butt ! ( from the desk of the real big tone )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Seventeenth!! lol What loser actually claims first? This text is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:51pm
  • 7:06 last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:41am
  • 4:41 Win for quoting Step Brothers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:18am
  • euthanization 1) is not reserved for animals..ever hear of Dr. kevorkian? 2) It is defined as the extermination of a life that with the "euthanizee's" permission and favor 3) I have a belly full of white dog crap and now you lay this shit on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Gummie bears r awesome no matter how u choose to eat them !! ( from the desk of the real big tone)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:24pm
  • hahahahaha. this was a good one. i can see that happening too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:48am
  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAH for all of these texts, i just imagine everything described happening. that makes it ten times funnier. this one is no exception.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I have to try that, LMFAO\nI can just imagine someone doing that

    Submitted by Smophie on May 30, 11 at 5:21pm
  • I once put gummy bears in a series of different sex positions. This sounds like fun, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:54pm
  • So much freaking win!!!! but the one guy's right...it is technically decapitation =p but still....SO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:14am
  • Dear 9:32, I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock. I'm the Hellen Keller of having sex...no wait that's a Bad example.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:44pm
  • hahaha im high this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:08am
  • euthanasia is just mercy killing. if its fast and painless, i think beheading would count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:18pm