You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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Soooo Chico. Go Wildcats!
i would continue laughing and then start applauding.
how fucked up do you need to be to fuck a cheeseburger?
once you make a statement like that..... you better follow through....i say, good job
this one is bullshit. You're trying too hard to be funny.
Please god tell me you were describing a dream
This takes jokes about Ronald McDonald to a whole new level.
wouldn't that be necrophilia AND bestiality?
did you give it anal? eat it out? against the wall?
dude hopefully the cheese didnt burn ur dick...
the fact that is is a 530 area code... can we say Chico State?
i literally just fell off my chair.
y'all are assuming it's a DUDE... a lady can fuck a cheeseburger too.
I'm so not sure if this is a good night or bad night....
Do you eat everything you fuck or fuck everything you eat?
Whole new meaning for pounding the meat.
hahah i agree with 10:16
I guess after the whole room laughing at you, that's kind of a challenge. You had no choice.
Hopefully the cheese did burn his dick! Why would someone be concerned for him?
Better hope no one had a camera!
Awesome. I hope you had good form, you could get some chicks from that
hahahaha FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
did you at least take the burger out to a nice steak dinner first?
That had better have been a Davis In-n-Out!
hope he wasn't lactose intolerant. lolz
i can has sex with cheezburger?
I heard something like this happened in red bluff actually...
where was the burger from? it matters.
better have been from in-n-out. keep it classy
i've been chuckling all night and this one really made me laugh out loud. Fucking priceless!
first one that made me actually laugh out loud
Omfg this person is my hero! Gawd I wish I were there!
i would say fake if i didn't know chico so well. i've seen a lot dumber things here in the last few weeks
davis? fuck no, that has chico written all over it. god, i love/hate this town...
what a waste of a burger!! some of us might have wanted to eat that, now I can barely look cheeseburger in the eye
hell let me fuck it with u
probably dumbasses in el dorado county
did you eat it after?
As a Chico-ian I can picture that going down here soooo easily, however with school out of session...
HELLS YEAH NORCAL! i dont think its oroville though... people wouldnt have stopped laughing in otown. sounds more like chico
I actually LOL'd while reading this.
I'm a dollar menu guy
did u call it the next day?
I hope you bought breakfast
this actually happened at nancys in willows..i may or may not have been there...
No way this is fake. If you think it is, you're clearly too clean/righteous to have ever been to Chico.
this would happen in the dirty 530 haha
4:19 <--- BWAHAHAHAHAHA
now its a cheeseburger w/ mayo
You silly little dead cow fucker.
don't ask whats in the "special sauce"
Does that count as bestiality?
thats disgusting... call me conventional but id rather go for a pussy! :P
wow cant u guys tell this is so fake
no wonder they call it the "dirty five thirty"
Bahahahaha 8:02 fuunny :]
This shit is from red bluff