You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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how fucked up do you need to be to fuck a cheeseburger?
Soooo Chico. Go Wildcats!
i would continue laughing and then start applauding.
once you make a statement like that..... you better follow through....i say, good job
Please god tell me you were describing a dream
this one is bullshit. You're trying too hard to be funny.
wouldn't that be necrophilia AND bestiality?
dude hopefully the cheese didnt burn ur dick...
This takes jokes about Ronald McDonald to a whole new level.
did you give it anal? eat it out? against the wall?
I guess after the whole room laughing at you, that's kind of a challenge. You had no choice.
hahahaha FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
the fact that is is a 530 area code... can we say Chico State?
Whole new meaning for pounding the meat.
i literally just fell off my chair.
I'm so not sure if this is a good night or bad night....
Do you eat everything you fuck or fuck everything you eat?
hahah i agree with 10:16
y'all are assuming it's a DUDE... a lady can fuck a cheeseburger too.
Hopefully the cheese did burn his dick! Why would someone be concerned for him?
first one that made me actually laugh out loud
Better hope no one had a camera!
hope he wasn't lactose intolerant. lolz
better have been from in-n-out. keep it classy
i can has sex with cheezburger?
I heard something like this happened in red bluff actually...
Awesome. I hope you had good form, you could get some chicks from that
HELLS YEAH NORCAL! i dont think its oroville though... people wouldnt have stopped laughing in otown. sounds more like chico
davis? fuck no, that has chico written all over it. god, i love/hate this town...
did you at least take the burger out to a nice steak dinner first?
That had better have been a Davis In-n-Out!
where was the burger from? it matters.
i've been chuckling all night and this one really made me laugh out loud. Fucking priceless!
i would say fake if i didn't know chico so well. i've seen a lot dumber things here in the last few weeks
hell let me fuck it with u
Omfg this person is my hero! Gawd I wish I were there!
probably dumbasses in el dorado county
did you eat it after?
what a waste of a burger!! some of us might have wanted to eat that, now I can barely look cheeseburger in the eye
As a Chico-ian I can picture that going down here soooo easily, however with school out of session...
I'm a dollar menu guy
did u call it the next day?
I hope you bought breakfast
this actually happened at nancys in willows..i may or may not have been there...
I actually LOL'd while reading this.
No way this is fake. If you think it is, you're clearly too clean/righteous to have ever been to Chico.
this would happen in the dirty 530 haha
4:19 <--- BWAHAHAHAHAHA
now its a cheeseburger w/ mayo
You silly little dead cow fucker.
don't ask whats in the "special sauce"
Does that count as bestiality?
thats disgusting... call me conventional but id rather go for a pussy! :P
no wonder they call it the "dirty five thirty"
wow cant u guys tell this is so fake
Bahahahaha 8:02 fuunny :]
This shit is from red bluff