You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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Soooo Chico. Go Wildcats!
how fucked up do you need to be to fuck a cheeseburger?
i would continue laughing and then start applauding.
once you make a statement like that..... you better follow through....i say, good job
this one is bullshit. You're trying too hard to be funny.
dude hopefully the cheese didnt burn ur dick...
Please god tell me you were describing a dream
wouldn't that be necrophilia AND bestiality?
This takes jokes about Ronald McDonald to a whole new level.
did you give it anal? eat it out? against the wall?
I guess after the whole room laughing at you, that's kind of a challenge. You had no choice.
hahah i agree with 10:16
hahahaha FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
i literally just fell off my chair.
the fact that is is a 530 area code... can we say Chico State?
Whole new meaning for pounding the meat.
I'm so not sure if this is a good night or bad night....
Do you eat everything you fuck or fuck everything you eat?
y'all are assuming it's a DUDE... a lady can fuck a cheeseburger too.
Hopefully the cheese did burn his dick! Why would someone be concerned for him?
first one that made me actually laugh out loud
Better hope no one had a camera!
I heard something like this happened in red bluff actually...
hope he wasn't lactose intolerant. lolz
HELLS YEAH NORCAL! i dont think its oroville though... people wouldnt have stopped laughing in otown. sounds more like chico
i can has sex with cheezburger?
Awesome. I hope you had good form, you could get some chicks from that
better have been from in-n-out. keep it classy
did you at least take the burger out to a nice steak dinner first?
where was the burger from? it matters.
i've been chuckling all night and this one really made me laugh out loud. Fucking priceless!
davis? fuck no, that has chico written all over it. god, i love/hate this town...
That had better have been a Davis In-n-Out!
i would say fake if i didn't know chico so well. i've seen a lot dumber things here in the last few weeks
did you eat it after?
hell let me fuck it with u
probably dumbasses in el dorado county
Omfg this person is my hero! Gawd I wish I were there!
I'm a dollar menu guy
what a waste of a burger!! some of us might have wanted to eat that, now I can barely look cheeseburger in the eye
I hope you bought breakfast
As a Chico-ian I can picture that going down here soooo easily, however with school out of session...
this actually happened at nancys in willows..i may or may not have been there...
did u call it the next day?
No way this is fake. If you think it is, you're clearly too clean/righteous to have ever been to Chico.
I actually LOL'd while reading this.
this would happen in the dirty 530 haha
4:19 <--- BWAHAHAHAHAHA
You silly little dead cow fucker.
now its a cheeseburger w/ mayo
don't ask whats in the "special sauce"
no wonder they call it the "dirty five thirty"
Does that count as bestiality?
wow cant u guys tell this is so fake
thats disgusting... call me conventional but id rather go for a pussy! :P
Bahahahaha 8:02 fuunny :]
This shit is from red bluff