You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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how fucked up do you need to be to fuck a cheeseburger?
Soooo Chico. Go Wildcats!
i would continue laughing and then start applauding.
once you make a statement like that..... you better follow through....i say, good job
this one is bullshit. You're trying too hard to be funny.
dude hopefully the cheese didnt burn ur dick...
Please god tell me you were describing a dream
wouldn't that be necrophilia AND bestiality?
This takes jokes about Ronald McDonald to a whole new level.
did you give it anal? eat it out? against the wall?
I guess after the whole room laughing at you, that's kind of a challenge. You had no choice.
hahahaha FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
i literally just fell off my chair.
the fact that is is a 530 area code... can we say Chico State?
I'm so not sure if this is a good night or bad night....
Whole new meaning for pounding the meat.
Do you eat everything you fuck or fuck everything you eat?
hahah i agree with 10:16
y'all are assuming it's a DUDE... a lady can fuck a cheeseburger too.
Hopefully the cheese did burn his dick! Why would someone be concerned for him?
first one that made me actually laugh out loud
Better hope no one had a camera!
hope he wasn't lactose intolerant. lolz
HELLS YEAH NORCAL! i dont think its oroville though... people wouldnt have stopped laughing in otown. sounds more like chico
i can has sex with cheezburger?
I heard something like this happened in red bluff actually...
Awesome. I hope you had good form, you could get some chicks from that
better have been from in-n-out. keep it classy
where was the burger from? it matters.
davis? fuck no, that has chico written all over it. god, i love/hate this town...
did you at least take the burger out to a nice steak dinner first?
That had better have been a Davis In-n-Out!
i've been chuckling all night and this one really made me laugh out loud. Fucking priceless!
i would say fake if i didn't know chico so well. i've seen a lot dumber things here in the last few weeks
hell let me fuck it with u
Omfg this person is my hero! Gawd I wish I were there!
probably dumbasses in el dorado county
did you eat it after?
As a Chico-ian I can picture that going down here soooo easily, however with school out of session...
what a waste of a burger!! some of us might have wanted to eat that, now I can barely look cheeseburger in the eye
did u call it the next day?
I'm a dollar menu guy
I hope you bought breakfast
this actually happened at nancys in willows..i may or may not have been there...
I actually LOL'd while reading this.
No way this is fake. If you think it is, you're clearly too clean/righteous to have ever been to Chico.
this would happen in the dirty 530 haha
4:19 <--- BWAHAHAHAHAHA
now its a cheeseburger w/ mayo
don't ask whats in the "special sauce"
You silly little dead cow fucker.
Does that count as bestiality?
no wonder they call it the "dirty five thirty"
thats disgusting... call me conventional but id rather go for a pussy! :P
wow cant u guys tell this is so fake
Bahahahaha 8:02 fuunny :]
This shit is from red bluff