You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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Soooo Chico. Go Wildcats!
how fucked up do you need to be to fuck a cheeseburger?
i would continue laughing and then start applauding.
once you make a statement like that..... you better follow through....i say, good job
this one is bullshit. You're trying too hard to be funny.
did you give it anal? eat it out? against the wall?
This takes jokes about Ronald McDonald to a whole new level.
Please god tell me you were describing a dream
wouldn't that be necrophilia AND bestiality?
the fact that is is a 530 area code... can we say Chico State?
I guess after the whole room laughing at you, that's kind of a challenge. You had no choice.
dude hopefully the cheese didnt burn ur dick...
y'all are assuming it's a DUDE... a lady can fuck a cheeseburger too.
Do you eat everything you fuck or fuck everything you eat?
i literally just fell off my chair.
I'm so not sure if this is a good night or bad night....
Whole new meaning for pounding the meat.
hahah i agree with 10:16
better have been from in-n-out. keep it classy
Better hope no one had a camera!
That had better have been a Davis In-n-Out!
hahahaha FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
i can has sex with cheezburger?
I heard something like this happened in red bluff actually...
did you at least take the burger out to a nice steak dinner first?
hope he wasn't lactose intolerant. lolz
Hopefully the cheese did burn his dick! Why would someone be concerned for him?
Awesome. I hope you had good form, you could get some chicks from that
where was the burger from? it matters.
Omfg this person is my hero! Gawd I wish I were there!
probably dumbasses in el dorado county
did you eat it after?
i would say fake if i didn't know chico so well. i've seen a lot dumber things here in the last few weeks
davis? fuck no, that has chico written all over it. god, i love/hate this town...
what a waste of a burger!! some of us might have wanted to eat that, now I can barely look cheeseburger in the eye
hell let me fuck it with u
As a Chico-ian I can picture that going down here soooo easily, however with school out of session...
HELLS YEAH NORCAL! i dont think its oroville though... people wouldnt have stopped laughing in otown. sounds more like chico
i've been chuckling all night and this one really made me laugh out loud. Fucking priceless!
I actually LOL'd while reading this.
first one that made me actually laugh out loud
I hope you bought breakfast
I'm a dollar menu guy
did u call it the next day?
this actually happened at nancys in willows..i may or may not have been there...
No way this is fake. If you think it is, you're clearly too clean/righteous to have ever been to Chico.
4:19 <--- BWAHAHAHAHAHA
now its a cheeseburger w/ mayo
don't ask whats in the "special sauce"
thats disgusting... call me conventional but id rather go for a pussy! :P
You silly little dead cow fucker.
this would happen in the dirty 530 haha
wow cant u guys tell this is so fake
no wonder they call it the "dirty five thirty"
Does that count as bestiality?
Bahahahaha 8:02 fuunny :]
This shit is from red bluff