He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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And now I do too thanks a lot
I knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy that happened to. Cats like anything that looks like two furry chipmunks fighting over an acorn.
actually, my gf was giving me head while petsitting for a neighbor, and the cat kept jumping on my lap, trying to get in on the action. luckily it just wanted some ass play.
I think that's a universal male fear when there's any scenario involving a girl with cats or dogs.
how did this get approved
I was having sex with a girl and her dog kept trying to get in the action. I had to multi task between hitting it doggy style and kicking the dog. I mos def have a fear of it.
Hitting two bitches at once, hmm?
GA: you dont get it. Dont brag about having four cats. Or having sex with your husband with the cats in the room. You are scaring the interesting people away. You need to be manned up, cunt.
I wasn't bragging, quit stalking me. It is rediculous.
Valid fear.....but who knows? He may like it
Tell her to get a dog and bring your own jar if peanut butter and you wont have that problem.
Read what essentially amounts to this in Shop Girl.
Our cats have never done that to my husband...there's sex where they sleep on the bed and sex where they all leave the room lmao. We have four cats....I think it is a small fear....but, we don't have curious kittens.
You have no idea how commenting on the internet works, do you?
You have no idea how I lack the ability to care about my comments applying to pissy internet entertainment. I day what I want because I can. I'm not offensive, unlike some stalker people.