Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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way to rip off Dane...
agreed with 4:50. if you're gonna steal someone's shit, at least say it right.
This is deserved of knighthood
haha, one time I had a guy baby talking to my vagina and he was calling it "clitoris maximus"...
5:32 just learned a new word today apparently
And now and he should give Dane Cook credit for stealing his lines......
hahahah that's ridiculous
Lmao wow sorry.
obviously stolen from dane cook. lame. i am less inclined to believe this really happened.
least he wasn't 'dj brown finger'
I get hives when I even look at jelly.
no its shutter shades IE the ones kanye wears u BZ
You guys are wrong. Dane Cook said "Dj Diddles." Even if he was trying to quote him, he fucked it up. FAIL
and its stunna shades u BZ
that guy obviously was not a maryland native. we're classy.
Thats almost TOO funny haha!
I'm proud that this is from my area code.
The irony of dane cook fans getting upset over someone stealing dane cook's lines is great.
yes indeed this is my favorite fucking hobby. women call me fast hands mcgee. i beat juggle that pussy till the vinyl can't spin anymore
Wow on so many levels
so was he wearing his shutter shades while hooking up as well? or just at the bar... that would have been even better.
eeew- to that and the shutter glasses (some '80s things really should have stayed in the '80s)
always wondered if someone would ever use this in bed, and now i feel like there is no end to man's depravity
LMAO......this is where taking home douch bags will get you
This guy is awesome...You people calling him a D bag need to realize, that this D bag and D bags around the country just like him, are pretty damn entertaining...
Ripped from Dane Cook, of all people.
my sista and I
were effin' crackin' up sooo hard
when we read this. shit was tooo funnny.
I'm ashamed that this even happened in the same state as me.
This douche was definitely an import from Jersey or some shit.
4:14 is right, thats DC all the way
the fact that it was dane cook he was quoting... i woulda dumped that dumbass on the curb.
ahhaha i love dc anywaaay
why would you even think about doing ANYTHING with a guy who wears those glasses?
that couldn't have been the first sign he was a douche, or that the girl was a whore
this is a dane cook joke, therefore you are not funny
"spinning the clits of the 80's, 90's and today". hehehe. DC rules.
yeah and then he whispered in her ear "taste the rainbow"
lame hook up and rip off artist to boot. Who quotes stand up while getting some????
Wouldn't have been funny even if it wasn't stolen.
the girl set herself up: anyone that idiotic and annoying should be taken home in the first place. no way that something this pathetic came out of the blue... there were signals.
Dude. I'd love someone to do that while fingering me.
Then again I :LIKE Dane, so .....
Love Maryland so classy.
LMAAAOOOOO. you poor girl bahahahah
and dane cook's joke was dj diddles. lighten up people either way it's hilarious.