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  • way to rip off Dane...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Thats almost TOO funny haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:14pm
  • hahahah that's ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 5:32 just learned a new word today apparently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:54am
  • agreed with 4:50. if you're gonna steal someone's shit, at least say it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:04pm
  • and its stunna shades u BZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:24am
  • I get hives when I even look at jelly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:52pm
  • obviously stolen from dane cook. lame. i am less inclined to believe this really happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:45pm
  • least he wasn't 'dj brown finger'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:23pm
  • yes indeed this is my favorite fucking hobby. women call me fast hands mcgee. i beat juggle that pussy till the vinyl can't spin anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:59pm
  • And now and he should give Dane Cook credit for stealing his lines......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:38pm
  • You guys are wrong. Dane Cook said "Dj Diddles." Even if he was trying to quote him, he fucked it up. FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Lmao wow sorry.

    Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:42pm
  • This is deserved of knighthood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:42am
  • I'm proud that this is from my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:17am
  • no its shutter shades IE the ones kanye wears u BZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:26am
  • haha, one time I had a guy baby talking to my vagina and he was calling it "clitoris maximus"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:11pm
  • that guy obviously was not a maryland native. we're classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:01pm
  • eeew- to that and the shutter glasses (some '80s things really should have stayed in the '80s)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:35pm
  • hahaha. my sista and I were effin' crackin' up sooo hard when we read this. shit was tooo funnny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:40am
  • I'm ashamed that this even happened in the same state as me. This douche was definitely an import from Jersey or some shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:49am
  • so was he wearing his shutter shades while hooking up as well? or just at the bar... that would have been even better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:15am
  • LMAO......this is where taking home douch bags will get you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Ripped from Dane Cook, of all people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Wouldn't have been funny even if it wasn't stolen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:46pm
  • The irony of dane cook fans getting upset over someone stealing dane cook's lines is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:54am
  • always wondered if someone would ever use this in bed, and now i feel like there is no end to man's depravity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:29pm
  • the fact that it was dane cook he was quoting... i woulda dumped that dumbass on the curb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:53am
  • ahhaha i love dc anywaaay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:42am
  • Wow on so many levels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:00pm
  • 4:14 is right, thats DC all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:21pm
  • This guy is awesome...You people calling him a D bag need to realize, that this D bag and D bags around the country just like him, are pretty damn entertaining...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:32pm
  • yeah and then he whispered in her ear "taste the rainbow" lame hook up and rip off artist to boot. Who quotes stand up while getting some????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:25pm
  • that couldn't have been the first sign he was a douche, or that the girl was a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:52am
  • why would you even think about doing ANYTHING with a guy who wears those glasses?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:50am
  • Mr douchebag

    Submitted by mrtxtaholic on Apr 2, 10 at 11:49pm
  • this is a dane cook joke, therefore you are not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:18pm
  • "spinning the clits of the 80's, 90's and today". hehehe. DC rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:10pm
  • the girl set herself up: anyone that idiotic and annoying should be taken home in the first place. no way that something this pathetic came out of the blue... there were signals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Dude. I'd love someone to do that while fingering me. Then again I :LIKE Dane, so ..... Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:55am
  • Love Maryland so classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:27pm
  • LMAAAOOOOO. you poor girl bahahahah and dane cook's joke was dj diddles. lighten up people either way it's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:45pm
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