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  • 90 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    way to rip off Dane...

  • 74 37
    Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:42pm

    Lmao wow sorry.

  • 83 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:54am

    5:32 just learned a new word today apparently

  • 76 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:04pm

    agreed with 4:50. if you're gonna steal someone's shit, at least say it right.

  • 81 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    I get hives when I even look at jelly.

  • 75 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    always wondered if someone would ever use this in bed, and now i feel like there is no end to man's depravity

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:26am

    no its shutter shades IE the ones kanye wears u BZ

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:11pm

    haha, one time I had a guy baby talking to my vagina and he was calling it "clitoris maximus"...

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:59pm

    yes indeed this is my favorite fucking hobby. women call me fast hands mcgee. i beat juggle that pussy till the vinyl can't spin anymore

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:15pm

    LMAO......this is where taking home douch bags will get you

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:54am

    The irony of dane cook fans getting upset over someone stealing dane cook's lines is great.

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    You guys are wrong. Dane Cook said "Dj Diddles." Even if he was trying to quote him, he fucked it up. FAIL

  • 69 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:42am

    This is deserved of knighthood

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:14pm

    Thats almost TOO funny haha!

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:40am

    hahaha. my sista and I were effin' crackin' up sooo hard when we read this. shit was tooo funnny.

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:45pm

    obviously stolen from dane cook. lame. i am less inclined to believe this really happened.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:23pm

    least he wasn't 'dj brown finger'

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:24am

    and its stunna shades u BZ

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:14pm

    Ripped from Dane Cook, of all people.

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:42am

    ahhaha i love dc anywaaay

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    this is a dane cook joke, therefore you are not funny

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:21pm

    4:14 is right, thats DC all the way

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:17am

    I'm proud that this is from my area code.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:00pm

    Wow on so many levels

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:52am

    that couldn't have been the first sign he was a douche, or that the girl was a whore

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:15am

    so was he wearing his shutter shades while hooking up as well? or just at the bar... that would have been even better.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:50am

    why would you even think about doing ANYTHING with a guy who wears those glasses?

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:32pm

    This guy is awesome...You people calling him a D bag need to realize, that this D bag and D bags around the country just like him, are pretty damn entertaining...

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:10pm

    "spinning the clits of the 80's, 90's and today". hehehe. DC rules.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:49am

    I'm ashamed that this even happened in the same state as me. This douche was definitely an import from Jersey or some shit.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:53am

    the fact that it was dane cook he was quoting... i woulda dumped that dumbass on the curb.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:35pm

    eeew- to that and the shutter glasses (some '80s things really should have stayed in the '80s)

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    yeah and then he whispered in her ear "taste the rainbow" lame hook up and rip off artist to boot. Who quotes stand up while getting some????

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:27pm

    Love Maryland so classy.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:01pm

    that guy obviously was not a maryland native. we're classy.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:46pm

    Wouldn't have been funny even if it wasn't stolen.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    hahahah that's ridiculous

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:38pm

    And now and he should give Dane Cook credit for stealing his lines......

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:09pm

    the girl set herself up: anyone that idiotic and annoying should be taken home in the first place. no way that something this pathetic came out of the blue... there were signals.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:55am

    Dude. I'd love someone to do that while fingering me. Then again I :LIKE Dane, so ..... Awesome.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:45pm

    LMAAAOOOOO. you poor girl bahahahah and dane cook's joke was dj diddles. lighten up people either way it's hilarious.

  • 48 92
    Submitted by mrtxtaholic on Apr 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    Mr douchebag