Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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way to rip off Dane...
haha, one time I had a guy baby talking to my vagina and he was calling it "clitoris maximus"...
This is deserved of knighthood
agreed with 4:50. if you're gonna steal someone's shit, at least say it right.
5:32 just learned a new word today apparently
obviously stolen from dane cook. lame. i am less inclined to believe this really happened.
Lmao wow sorry.
I get hives when I even look at jelly.
hahahah that's ridiculous
And now and he should give Dane Cook credit for stealing his lines......
You guys are wrong. Dane Cook said "Dj Diddles." Even if he was trying to quote him, he fucked it up. FAIL
that guy obviously was not a maryland native. we're classy.
least he wasn't 'dj brown finger'
no its shutter shades IE the ones kanye wears u BZ
and its stunna shades u BZ
Thats almost TOO funny haha!
The irony of dane cook fans getting upset over someone stealing dane cook's lines is great.
I'm proud that this is from my area code.
yes indeed this is my favorite fucking hobby. women call me fast hands mcgee. i beat juggle that pussy till the vinyl can't spin anymore
Wow on so many levels
LMAO......this is where taking home douch bags will get you
eeew- to that and the shutter glasses (some '80s things really should have stayed in the '80s)
so was he wearing his shutter shades while hooking up as well? or just at the bar... that would have been even better.
always wondered if someone would ever use this in bed, and now i feel like there is no end to man's depravity
This guy is awesome...You people calling him a D bag need to realize, that this D bag and D bags around the country just like him, are pretty damn entertaining...
Ripped from Dane Cook, of all people.
my sista and I
were effin' crackin' up sooo hard
when we read this. shit was tooo funnny.
I'm ashamed that this even happened in the same state as me.
This douche was definitely an import from Jersey or some shit.
the fact that it was dane cook he was quoting... i woulda dumped that dumbass on the curb.
4:14 is right, thats DC all the way
ahhaha i love dc anywaaay
why would you even think about doing ANYTHING with a guy who wears those glasses?
this is a dane cook joke, therefore you are not funny
that couldn't have been the first sign he was a douche, or that the girl was a whore
"spinning the clits of the 80's, 90's and today". hehehe. DC rules.
Wouldn't have been funny even if it wasn't stolen.
yeah and then he whispered in her ear "taste the rainbow"
lame hook up and rip off artist to boot. Who quotes stand up while getting some????
the girl set herself up: anyone that idiotic and annoying should be taken home in the first place. no way that something this pathetic came out of the blue... there were signals.
Love Maryland so classy.
Dude. I'd love someone to do that while fingering me.
Then again I :LIKE Dane, so .....
LMAAAOOOOO. you poor girl bahahahah
and dane cook's joke was dj diddles. lighten up people either way it's hilarious.