Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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way to rip off Dane...
5:32 just learned a new word today apparently
obviously stolen from dane cook. lame. i am less inclined to believe this really happened.
agreed with 4:50. if you're gonna steal someone's shit, at least say it right.
hahahah that's ridiculous
Thats almost TOO funny haha!
I get hives when I even look at jelly.
You guys are wrong. Dane Cook said "Dj Diddles." Even if he was trying to quote him, he fucked it up. FAIL
And now and he should give Dane Cook credit for stealing his lines......
haha, one time I had a guy baby talking to my vagina and he was calling it "clitoris maximus"...
and its stunna shades u BZ
least he wasn't 'dj brown finger'
yes indeed this is my favorite fucking hobby. women call me fast hands mcgee. i beat juggle that pussy till the vinyl can't spin anymore
Lmao wow sorry.
This is deserved of knighthood
no its shutter shades IE the ones kanye wears u BZ
that guy obviously was not a maryland native. we're classy.
my sista and I
were effin' crackin' up sooo hard
when we read this. shit was tooo funnny.
I'm proud that this is from my area code.
so was he wearing his shutter shades while hooking up as well? or just at the bar... that would have been even better.
The irony of dane cook fans getting upset over someone stealing dane cook's lines is great.
LMAO......this is where taking home douch bags will get you
I'm ashamed that this even happened in the same state as me.
This douche was definitely an import from Jersey or some shit.
eeew- to that and the shutter glasses (some '80s things really should have stayed in the '80s)
Ripped from Dane Cook, of all people.
Wow on so many levels
This guy is awesome...You people calling him a D bag need to realize, that this D bag and D bags around the country just like him, are pretty damn entertaining...
always wondered if someone would ever use this in bed, and now i feel like there is no end to man's depravity
4:14 is right, thats DC all the way
ahhaha i love dc anywaaay
Wouldn't have been funny even if it wasn't stolen.
the fact that it was dane cook he was quoting... i woulda dumped that dumbass on the curb.
why would you even think about doing ANYTHING with a guy who wears those glasses?
that couldn't have been the first sign he was a douche, or that the girl was a whore
this is a dane cook joke, therefore you are not funny
yeah and then he whispered in her ear "taste the rainbow"
lame hook up and rip off artist to boot. Who quotes stand up while getting some????
"spinning the clits of the 80's, 90's and today". hehehe. DC rules.
the girl set herself up: anyone that idiotic and annoying should be taken home in the first place. no way that something this pathetic came out of the blue... there were signals.
Dude. I'd love someone to do that while fingering me.
Then again I :LIKE Dane, so .....
Love Maryland so classy.
LMAAAOOOOO. you poor girl bahahahah
and dane cook's joke was dj diddles. lighten up people either way it's hilarious.