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  • So, this one time, I went bowling. I dunno... kinda sucked. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:25am
  • The one race would be the blacks. Nothing personal, just business. That way my house would double in value. Like I said just business.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:37am
  • I like to jerk off to japanese cartoons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:37am
  • 11:12 you said syke, are you suuuure your not in 4th grade? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Whoever posted the pooping in each others Butts back and forth forever is awesome for Having seen that movie. And this text is funny because drunk bad dancers Are ALWAYS funny. Always!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:13pm
  • 12:06... Freedom of speech yah? Somebody grant me the freedom to knock you the f*** out. Go preach ur shit elsewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • yeah 12:32 I bet your mother took no notice of the streaks in your underwear because they weren't out of the ordinary, and i'm sure she enjoyed showing you her retrobush ...homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:46am
  • i would like to fuck everybody here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:11am
  • The rebirth of a legend !!! ( bigtone returns )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:52am
  • Guaranteed this text is about Annie Carel, the whore of Springfield.

    Submitted by Audreanna1989 on Oct 9, 10 at 7:54pm
  • I've got a murder boner Green Team!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:49pm
  • One of the least funny texts I have ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:14am
  • just becauseee we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart and this text kinda sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:24am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:42am
  • third. sike I'm not in fourth grade anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 11:12, it's spelled psych.

    Submitted by dinosaurus on May 18, 10 at 4:47pm
  • U guys have no lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:10am
  • are you holly from the hills?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Thanks, Captain Obvious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:25am
  • Damn Darcie your such a whore!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:18am
  • LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:30pm
  • The one race I would kill off is the second California race. Bring back Darlington on Labor Day, I say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:43am
  • all your base are belong to us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Made me laugh :) I could see me doing that..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:11am
  • i'm pretty sure this was a fat chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I think thats from a book..? idk though, but im pretty sure it is..

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 9:29pm
  • ON MY MAMA, ON MY HOOD, I LOOK FLY, I LOOK GOOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:37pm
  • this is totes about the royal barcrawl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:20am
  • haha I think it's funny! imagination, my friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:29pm