You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
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5:52, I had the same question! So... the OP is sharing a room or sleeping with the boyfriend of the person they're texting. Do you think the OP is a girl having sex with the boyfriend? Or perhaps the roommate of the boyfriend?
@ 3:24PM: Funny you should talk, considering you said 'us' and not 'we' in your post. Guess you grammar knowledge didn't get past fourth grade?
ive farted threats before....so I can relate
Yeah, but "most people" are f*cking stupid too, and that's NOT part of "the fun" of life, 'cause us intelligent people have to run around and clean up their dipsh*t, I'm-too-cool-to-care messes. (See also: States of America, United.)
yew guyz r so fukking stoopid 4 tryn 2 correct eachothers grammer. itz not even worth it. our country is doomed becuz of how retarted we truly r
god bless amurrica
Haha nice yugioh the abridged series reference 9:59
this made me laugh out loud, thanks....I needed that! Funny!!!
Fuck all of you and your grammer, it's a text site!
You see it as a grammar mistake, i see it as someone who fails life.
11:42 - I think the point is that we, too, are against the stupid. Which is exactly why we spread our intelligence and knowledge to ensure that those "stupid people" don't ruin life for us.
Also, an ellipsis in the middle of a sentence is only supposed to have three periods. Just so you know.
Only thing worse than the type of person who strictly uses "your" for everything, is epic failing "you're".
Exactly @ 2:37. Most people make grammatical errors when they're texting. It's part of the fun!
STFU about the goddam spelling, unless you're texting your high school english teacher. It does NOT fucking matter how you spell anything thruw text. Fucking idiots
11:34 hahaha, I did the same thing. And I was not let down :)
12:02, care to explain what exactly was brilliant about it? Was it their ability to point out an obvious mistake? Or was it the creative and original use of the word epic?
I checked the responses on this one just because I knew people would be bitching about the "you're". I get more laughs from the arguments that ensue than the actual text.
I LOST THE GAME!
what ain't no country i ever heard of.
they speak english in what?
10:21am, that was brilliant. Made me laugh harder than the TFLN post.
Or, as a great philosopher once said:
"English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"
simple grammar should flow naturally from your brain to your texting fingers by now. especially if you're capable of such wit.
11:05, I kind of think they spelled through that way on purpose.
Aside from that, this was fucking hilarious.
Yes, it does matter. Learn some fucking grammar. Kids are growing up retarded because fuckstains like you say "it's ok, you don't need that fancy English stuff." Then they go out and rob a liquor store. Because of you.
Learn to FUCKING SPELL!
You really gotta lead a sad real life when you have to correct someones grammar anonymously on a joke site. I feel bad for all you losers.
i`m just wondering why this person is sleeping with some other girl`s boyfriend.
Everyone farts in their sleep
Well, this was dumb. I have never seen anyone get so worked up about spelling. Crazy!
4:34, die. You should not be talking about grammar or spelling. Who still uses z's and s's? Very classy.
thruw? seriously? i've never even seen that version of through spelled that way before. unless that was a joke. then hilarious. as for the text, so awesome, didn't even notice the spelling it was so awesome. and usually i'm pretty particular about that
i think the only reason people are getting so fucked up about it is because this is the opposite of the mistake people usually make (saying your where they mean to say you are = you're). its like this person went out of their way to spell it right but then spelled it wrong.
Fuck all you fucks! FUCK!!
How sad is your life that you go around correcting peoples grammar and spelling?
stupid people make me laugh........don't you fuckin ruin that for me.
Okay, I do appreciate good grammar but I don't let bad grammar ruin a great quote for me. You people are ridiculous.
fuck the spelling, thats brilliannnt lmaosohard
agreed. I'm usually quite the grammar nazi, and I didn't even notice.
oh, and this text nearly made me pee my pants
is anyone wondering why someone is listening to someone else's bf?