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  • 68 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:32pm

    @ 3:24PM: Funny you should talk, considering you said 'us' and not 'we' in your post. Guess you grammar knowledge didn't get past fourth grade?

  • 57 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:59pm

    5:52, I had the same question! So... the OP is sharing a room or sleeping with the boyfriend of the person they're texting. Do you think the OP is a girl having sex with the boyfriend? Or perhaps the roommate of the boyfriend?

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:24pm

    Yeah, but "most people" are f*cking stupid too, and that's NOT part of "the fun" of life, 'cause us intelligent people have to run around and clean up their dipsh*t, I'm-too-cool-to-care messes. (See also: States of America, United.)

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:39am

    ive farted threats before....so I can relate

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:45pm

    11:42 - I think the point is that we, too, are against the stupid. Which is exactly why we spread our intelligence and knowledge to ensure that those "stupid people" don't ruin life for us. Also, an ellipsis in the middle of a sentence is only supposed to have three periods. Just so you know. Duh.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:51am

    simple grammar should flow naturally from your brain to your texting fingers by now. especially if you're capable of such wit. great text.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:29pm

    You see it as a grammar mistake, i see it as someone who fails life.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:43pm

    Exactly @ 2:37. Most people make grammatical errors when they're texting. It's part of the fun!

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:37pm

    this made me laugh out loud, thanks....I needed that! Funny!!! Fuck all of you and your grammer, it's a text site!

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:21am

    Only thing worse than the type of person who strictly uses "your" for everything, is epic failing "you're".

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:40pm

    Haha nice yugioh the abridged series reference 9:59

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:59am

    what ain't no country i ever heard of. they speak english in what?

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:34pm

    i think the only reason people are getting so fucked up about it is because this is the opposite of the mistake people usually make (saying your where they mean to say you are = you're). its like this person went out of their way to spell it right but then spelled it wrong.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:05pm

    You really gotta lead a sad real life when you have to correct someones grammar anonymously on a joke site. I feel bad for all you losers.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:02pm

    10:21am, that was brilliant. Made me laugh harder than the TFLN post.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:03am

    STFU about the goddam spelling, unless you're texting your high school english teacher. It does NOT fucking matter how you spell anything thruw text. Fucking idiots

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:10pm

    i`m just wondering why this person is sleeping with some other girl`s boyfriend.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:58am

    11:05, I kind of think they spelled through that way on purpose. Aside from that, this was fucking hilarious.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    yew guyz r so fukking stoopid 4 tryn 2 correct eachothers grammer. itz not even worth it. our country is doomed becuz of how retarted we truly r god bless amurrica

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:34am

    I checked the responses on this one just because I knew people would be bitching about the "you're". I get more laughs from the arguments that ensue than the actual text.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:12pm

    11:34 hahaha, I did the same thing. And I was not let down :)

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:01pm

    Everyone farts in their sleep

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:13pm

    Well, this was dumb. I have never seen anyone get so worked up about spelling. Crazy!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:03pm

    Or, as a great philosopher once said: "English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:18am

    Yes, it does matter. Learn some fucking grammar. Kids are growing up retarded because fuckstains like you say "it's ok, you don't need that fancy English stuff." Then they go out and rob a liquor store. Because of you.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:46pm

    I LOST THE GAME!

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:05am

    thruw? seriously? i've never even seen that version of through spelled that way before. unless that was a joke. then hilarious. as for the text, so awesome, didn't even notice the spelling it was so awesome. and usually i'm pretty particular about that

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:52pm

    Fuck all you fucks! FUCK!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:15pm

    12:02, care to explain what exactly was brilliant about it? Was it their ability to point out an obvious mistake? Or was it the creative and original use of the word epic?

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:10am

    Learn to FUCKING SPELL!

  • 31 47
    Submitted by xenababy on Mar 16, 10 at 12:13am

    Okay, I do appreciate good grammar but I don't let bad grammar ruin a great quote for me. You people are ridiculous.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:20am

    fuck the spelling, thats brilliannnt lmaosohard

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:52pm

    is anyone wondering why someone is listening to someone else's bf?

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:18pm

    4:34, die. You should not be talking about grammar or spelling. Who still uses z's and s's? Very classy.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:27am

    11:05 agreed. I'm usually quite the grammar nazi, and I didn't even notice. oh, and this text nearly made me pee my pants

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:42am

    How sad is your life that you go around correcting peoples grammar and spelling? stupid people make me laugh........don't you fuckin ruin that for me.