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  • 93 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:45am

    sounds like my typical. yeaaaaah.

  • 90 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:40am

    hilarious and totally something i could see a few of my friends saying, drunk or sober

  • 94 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    Definitely assumed this one was mine, except the area code would have to be different.

  • 91 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:04pm

    i have this area code. i'm pretty sure i know who this person is.

  • 93 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:58am

    I woke up with a candle in my pooper, and a half naked Ohio Highway patrolman lying next to you, and his police dog is wearing lipstick and a tu-tu, Do you think I've drank too much?

  • 90 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:58pm

    that's sad yet hilarious at the same time!!

  • 83 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:39pm

    HAHA yeah this is how I talk to my best male friends.

  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:34pm

    OMG this is my area code...I wonder who posted it!