HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Point proven.
only smokers disagree
Bwaha I've gotten this kind of text before...but my bribe to get up was a bottle of coke. (as in the fizzy shit from atlanta)
This is amazing.