Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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demetri martin joke. lame.
The website name is Texts from Last Night, not Pretend a joke you heard is your real life because you have no interesting stories of your own...
Demetri martin is a beast. At least give him credit.
Yeah, should have a rim shot on a snare drum at the end of that.
This is hilarious. Truly funny
Who cares if it's fake, this is the first TFLN I laughed aloud at since first visiting the site and trawling back around 50 pages in a sitting!
Yeah. This is an old joke. Good one OP
Hahahaha this is funny.
Where the fuck are the moderators on this shit?
I don't get it?
Fake or not, that's some funny shit
I literally just snorted. Funny as crap!
15 flights?! Do you mean elevator??
You didn't move cuz you were impaled in someones dick.
That's an old vaudville joke....all that was missing was the drum "badum-dum" at the punchline
Dickdick first dickdick
Haha good shit
Go ahead and give Dimitri Martin his props for that one OP.
Heard dmitri tell that on slacker at my desk, read this plgrism pooping on break all in one hr. Feel I should turn DM's name into numbers and play lotto.
That shit was too funny!