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  • 65 45
    Submitted by bobharris21 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:18pm

    The website name is Texts from Last Night, not Pretend a joke you heard is your real life because you have no interesting stories of your own...

  • 63 43
    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Apr 10, 10 at 2:59pm

    demetri martin joke. lame.

    • 50 72
      Submitted by vinto on Apr 12, 10 at 2:58pm

      Agreed

  • 59 59
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 10, 10 at 1:15pm

    Hahahaha this is funny.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by drmike777 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:26pm

    Yeah, should have a rim shot on a snare drum at the end of that.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Apr 10, 10 at 1:37pm

    This is hilarious. Truly funny

  • 56 58
    Submitted by arioch9 on Apr 10, 10 at 11:26pm

    Demetri martin is a beast. At least give him credit.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anto687 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:18pm

    Who cares if it's fake, this is the first TFLN I laughed aloud at since first visiting the site and trawling back around 50 pages in a sitting!

  • 48 56
    Submitted by he_was_a_ruhtard on Apr 10, 10 at 1:47pm

    Haha good shit

  • 43 48
    Submitted by rhythmbandit on Apr 10, 10 at 5:01pm

    Yeah. This is an old joke. Good one OP

  • 49 60
    Submitted by doomsday on Apr 10, 10 at 2:50pm

    Fake or not, that's some funny shit

  • 52 68
    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 10, 10 at 5:39pm

    That's an old vaudville joke....all that was missing was the drum "badum-dum" at the punchline

  • 45 58
    Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 10, 10 at 4:08pm

    I literally just snorted. Funny as crap!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by tnip on Apr 10, 10 at 11:15pm

    Where the fuck are the moderators on this shit?

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:53am

    15 flights?! Do you mean elevator??

  • 44 64
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 3:54pm

    You didn't move cuz you were impaled in someones dick.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 10, 10 at 1:15pm

    Dickdick first dickdick

  • 46 78
    Submitted by luv2lafme2 on Apr 12, 10 at 6:14am

    That shit was too funny!

  • 36 58
    Submitted by silpandslide on Apr 10, 10 at 2:25pm

    Lmfao

  • 37 61
    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:01am

    I don't get it?

  • 35 61
    Submitted by gryphin on May 4, 10 at 1:30pm

    Heard dmitri tell that on slacker at my desk, read this plgrism pooping on break all in one hr. Feel I should turn DM's name into numbers and play lotto.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by fuggedaboudit on Apr 10, 10 at 3:39pm

    Go ahead and give Dimitri Martin his props for that one OP.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by suuup on Apr 10, 10 at 1:15pm

    ?? Gaayyy.