The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
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Must not be from Arlington, cops here are douchebags.
makin the 703 proud buddy :)
definitely not Alexandria, but f'ing hilarious!
This would be a lot funnier of the OP was female.
this definitly sounds like a night a WSU
"same thing happened to me at brown like 3 years ago"
HAHAHAHAHA YES! that just made my day. I wrote this text (I'm from Falls Church but go to Brown) telling my friend about spring weekend... Maybe we had the same BroPo officer
My ex once got caught peeing in an alley. The cop just said, "Don't piss on your shoes." as he walked away. lol. (In Minnesota)
If you actually used the word "peeing", chances are your little cocktail weiner wasn't going to cause a scene anyway.
wow i got a disorderly conduct and $400 fine last time i peed on a wall
god i love virginia!
must not be vienna police because they're also douchebags from hell
Definitely not Alexandria! Duke or Van Dorn street.
Well, by 9am he was sick of dealing with drunk terds and let you go.
thatz friggin good luck, man,
Noo fairfax cops are NOT "rad" at all!!
But this text made me giggle
same thing happened to me at brown like 3 years ago
This has to have happened at Ohio State... I don't care what the area code is.
Love how everyone is taking responsibility for this text. Funny. This could have very well happen in NOVA. Fairfax cops are pretty rad!