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  • Must not be from Arlington, cops here are douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:43pm
  • makin the 703 proud buddy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:09pm
  • definitely not Alexandria, but f'ing hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:28am
  • This would be a lot funnier of the OP was female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:15pm
  • wow i got a disorderly conduct and $400 fine last time i peed on a wall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:47pm
  • My ex once got caught peeing in an alley. The cop just said, "Don't piss on your shoes." as he walked away. lol. (In Minnesota)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:00pm
  • "same thing happened to me at brown like 3 years ago" HAHAHAHAHA YES! that just made my day. I wrote this text (I'm from Falls Church but go to Brown) telling my friend about spring weekend... Maybe we had the same BroPo officer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:46am
  • god i love virginia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:43pm
  • must not be vienna police because they're also douchebags from hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:42pm
  • this definitly sounds like a night a WSU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Well, by 9am he was sick of dealing with drunk terds and let you go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Definitely not Alexandria! Duke or Van Dorn street.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:11pm
  • thatz friggin good luck, man,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:24pm
  • If you actually used the word "peeing", chances are your little cocktail weiner wasn't going to cause a scene anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Noo fairfax cops are NOT "rad" at all!! But this text made me giggle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • same thing happened to me at brown like 3 years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:47pm
  • This has to have happened at Ohio State... I don't care what the area code is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Love how everyone is taking responsibility for this text. Funny. This could have very well happen in NOVA. Fairfax cops are pretty rad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:48am