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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:43pm

    Must not be from Arlington, cops here are douchebags.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:09pm

    makin the 703 proud buddy :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:28am

    definitely not Alexandria, but f'ing hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:15pm

    This would be a lot funnier of the OP was female.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:47pm

    wow i got a disorderly conduct and $400 fine last time i peed on a wall

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:42pm

    must not be vienna police because they're also douchebags from hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:00pm

    My ex once got caught peeing in an alley. The cop just said, "Don't piss on your shoes." as he walked away. lol. (In Minnesota)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:24pm

    thatz friggin good luck, man,

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:46am

    "same thing happened to me at brown like 3 years ago" HAHAHAHAHA YES! that just made my day. I wrote this text (I'm from Falls Church but go to Brown) telling my friend about spring weekend... Maybe we had the same BroPo officer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:05am

    Noo fairfax cops are NOT "rad" at all!! But this text made me giggle

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:08pm

    If you actually used the word "peeing", chances are your little cocktail weiner wasn't going to cause a scene anyway.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:43pm

    god i love virginia!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:27pm

    this definitly sounds like a night a WSU

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:11pm

    Definitely not Alexandria! Duke or Van Dorn street.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:04pm

    Well, by 9am he was sick of dealing with drunk terds and let you go.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:43pm

    This has to have happened at Ohio State... I don't care what the area code is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:47pm

    same thing happened to me at brown like 3 years ago

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:48am

    Love how everyone is taking responsibility for this text. Funny. This could have very well happen in NOVA. Fairfax cops are pretty rad!