The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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I'm guessing op freaked out cause they realized that would mean they weren't alone.
It was Chuck Norris, and if he wanted you dead you wouldn't have had time to say bless you.
Please kill yourself, not the innocent dog.
Why do I think the dog is the brains of this pairing? Oh yeah the OP is from TN, that explains a lot.