Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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"Ooh that's great, you hunk of a man. Can I just freshen up in your bathroom and does it have a window at all?"
this is obviously real, everyone enjoys crisp air
Hang on, where'd I put my Jersey Shore drinking game rules... I'm sure this text is on there somewhere...
Omg! Run bitch runnnnn!!!!
Oh hey, is that a red flag over there?
Dude...he's gonna BURN you... Cut and run
This is obviously fake, no one enjoys the smell of hair spray!