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  • Alaska and Vermont are really part of Canada, everyone knows that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:14am
  • in hindsight maybe you shouldn't live in Canada either. Your life seems full of poor choices

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:35am
  • no offense to any strippers, i know you are just trying to pay your way through college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:24pm
  • i love canada! i live in Canada :( after i read your text, i made one of those last night with friends. dont have 5 in a row

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:15pm
  • well nobody likes Americans because we are arogant assholes, but nobody likes Canadians because they are Canadian. America gives people a reason to hate them. Canadians just suck in general

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:14am
  • wow, Canada makes such great arguements

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:27am
  • Here is it... the rocky mountain bear fucker recipe 2/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey 2/3 oz 1800® Tequila 2/3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:55am
  • Really? It's a fucking drink it has nothing to do with being Canadian or American. Get over yourselves. Cut the french too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:35am
  • Cela vaut pas même mon temps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:30am
  • That first poster is just jealous cause we have better beer here in Canada :-P The shot consists of whiskey, white sambuca and tequila and is shaken on ice. It is quite delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:01am
  • Canada wins at drinking period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:12am
  • I WANT A GOD DAMNED LITER OF COLA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:37am
  • America sucks dick, your all either ignorant, fat, more ignorant, or some redneck useless waste, Usally, all of the above.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:09pm
  • wild mushroom in niagara falls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:34am
  • 2/3 Jack 2/3 tequila 2/3 151 & 2 drops Tabasco? You do realize that's 6/9ths? The fraction doesn't work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:19pm
  • 11:54 pm not all of the police ride horses, we have provinces big fucking difference, not all canadians are french and who gives a shit about accents everyones is different. thats what makes you an ignorant fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:53pm
  • so canada has better beer, better women, smarter people, is much more appreciated by the rest of the world (by that i mean the rest of the world doesnt think that WE are arrogant pricks) and to top it all off were the only ones 2 beat america in a war. so americans, enjoy living in the asshole of the universe (ps im half american so dont tell me im all biased)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:15pm
  • that sentence dosen't make sence what's so ever, stick to english 1141

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:45am
  • horrid until your 3rd one.. then you're set on taste.. a few more and you're in the bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:56am
  • Gotta love the 905 representing but one question---- You actually thought that a shot called the Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker would b a pleasant experience??? Really??? Its like doing Prairie Fire!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:46am
  • KNOW YOUR ROLE CANUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm
  • holy shit... that drink sounds.... i don't even know what to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00am
  • its one of thsoe you gotta be drunk to love it drinks. my roomie told me to try it. so this smokin hot bartender asked e what i wanted and i told her "rocky mountain bear fuck" ya. i said it like that cuz i was drunk. so she told me it was gunna make me puke but she'd make it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:21pm
  • If Alaska is part of Canada now does that mean we don't have to hear about Sarah Palin anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:26am
  • that is the most ridiculous statement i've ever heard 4:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Yea can't we just go back to making fun of 12:19 for being wrong not only once, but twice in one freakin' sentence. Lol 2/3 + 2/3 + 2/3 = 6/9 = 2/3 hrmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:43pm
  • 11:26- That would be amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Just thought l would put it out there that that person with their "reasons to hate Canada" list makes me ashamed to be American. Also, we are not all fat or ignorant so please do not lump us all into a pile with assholes like him. Kay thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:38pm
  • 12:29 Its a similiar situation to Vietnam, where the north Vietnamiese fought the war backed by Russia. We whooped your sorry asses backed by the British.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:44pm
  • two of those would ruin your night, but in a good way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42pm
  • VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13am
  • Apprend à écrire 11:30!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:33am
  • Hockey > Baseball Plain and simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Most of the american replies had me in tears laughing. Its a shame that a country that caused one of the biggest financial crashes of our age find itself to be superior to the country with the most natural resources. You have yours and we have ours. also, this shot will fuck you in every hole you have, and you'll like it. or else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:26pm
  • lmao reppin the 905 in style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 12:05 you're hopeless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:11pm
  • 12:19... 2/3+2/3+2/3=6/3, not 6/9. 6/3, aka 2, aka a double shot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:26pm
  • 12:19: 2/3 oz of each...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:22pm
  • So was the bear appreciative afterwords? Or at least give you his phone number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:59am
  • Where I live a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker is a shot made with the overspill on the bar mats. It could be anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I really don't see why this is still going on, Canada fuckin' rules and the US is a sweet place too. Any ignorant American who asks why Canada even exists, or tries to pull out some quip about the cold or how we say "eh" is just proving what we think of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Yes ! That was my night. Shit was i with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:00pm
  • pretty sure i can take the cold living in alaska, chotch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13am
  • 4:12 if you're drinking american beer you can't outdrink shit period. 4:13 your nuts probably wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if they saw one. 4:14 not even worth my time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21pm
  • French Canadian Girls are Hot and Easy! Jack Daniel's shots not so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:58am
  • "Hey bear, bear-fucker?! Do you need assistance?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:35am
  • 11:57 Then be Canadian? You're right fucked then eh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59am
  • I love (people from) Canada!! The country, never been, but my friends say it's a great place, war to visit some day, screw my friend a few times too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Oh Canada...

    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Sep 23, 10 at 12:48pm
  • FYI all....Canadians are Americans...Like Mexicans...Puerto Ricans etc.....I think you all mean US-Citizens when you are refering to "Americans"....America is a continent......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:18am
  • blame canada, eh. its just a northern mexico, only colder, eh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:08am
  • Diggin how all the canucks can say is america is fat and ignorant.. Who is kicking whose ass in the olympics? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:23am
  • 4:21 you're obviously dumb as shit, Montreal is definitely one of the nicest cities in Canada hands down, the drinking age is 18 and French Canadian girls are unbelievable. KNOW YOUR COUNTRY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Better dope in Canada, American weed is shitty and expensive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:11am
  • But canada's not actually independent. Its still part of the British empire. Though it does function on with its own Parliment, and is free from reliance on the British Parliment (since 1982 anyway)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:14pm
  • racist?i know you arent saying canadian is a race.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:29am
  • rocky mountain bear fucker.... worst 18th birthday. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:43pm
  • hahahahahahahahahaha Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:05am
  • Does that look like spit to you? AH fuck it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:46am
  • ....i've had this drink before..it has all the makings of a bad night at Earls sq1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Better than being dumb and fat, aka American

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:17am
  • I'm making that after work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:02am
  • We Have Free Health Care.....WIN! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 11:54pm "5. They dont even have states." Reasons to hate America 1. It's home to retards like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:22am
  • LMFAO @ 11:34 hahahaha trust me, NO canadians like the frenchies. the only thing theyre good for is syrup and toilet paper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21pm
  • being Canadian sounds horrid, and French Canadian even worse. I think I would rather have Frank's Hot Sauce poured into my anus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:57am
  • Look at the frenchies go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:34am
  • Vive le Canada libre de Quebec!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Reasons to hate America: 1. Fucked the world by causing a financial crash 2. Fat 3. Ignorant 4. Idiotic 5. They post shit like hating canada for no reason. Revenge is a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:53pm
  • To everyone who was asking about why people are arguing about Canada: 905 is a Canadian area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 4:01 story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Its because the Canadian school system is so awesome, as is apparent in the math and history lessons we have been taught today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Reasons to hate Canada: 1. Canadian Bacon ( its just ham people) 2. They cant even pick a culture. " am I french or Canadian?" 3. worst accents ever 4. Hockey 5. They dont even have states. 6. They stole from the Inuit tribe, what country steals from Indians. 7. They block us from our beloved Alaska 8. There police ride horses 9. Hockey 10. Nickleback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:54pm
  • and my dick can outfight canada. ehhhh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:14pm
  • that drink is giving me a headache already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:50pm
  • 1:40 you are retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:41pm
  • next time try a dead mexican goat, tequila, kahula, tobasco and vodka i've had them both, niether is that good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:37am
  • "Here is it... the rocky mountain bear fucker recipe 2/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey 2/3 oz 1800® Tequila 2/3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum" you missed the part where you add 2 drops of Tobasco.. That's the full recipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:42am
  • why does "rocky mountain" automatically make this argument canadian?or are we basing this on the "bear fucker" part?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:32am
  • no suck thing as free.....FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 11:59 you must be Canadian because you make no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I want to know what this drink consists of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am
  • my left nut can outdrink canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Why can't we all just get along! Waahaahaa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:38pm
  • meh the rocky mountain bear fucker tasted like pure whiskey for me, maybe the bar i went suckeeedd... fuck americans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:44pm
  • There's no reason to hate on Canada, they know where it's at. Except some of those french ones, they're fucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:45am
  • my right nut can eat more pussy than canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I have to agree... Americans can't eat pussy for shit.

    Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Apr 10, 11 at 1:47am
  • Fuck canada. It's like a country full of people with british teeth and french body odor. Celine dion, seabastian bach, hockey, bears, snow. Should have invaded those fuckers and made them all take a bath, at gunpoint, about 80 years ago. Is it bath season up there yet? Shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 12:44 the war was fought in 1812, Canada declared independence in 1867 do tha math. And if thats not good enough, how bout a fuckin redo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Pardon me you're all ignorant and obese then? We may as well throw racist into the mix as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:25am
  • that drink sounds horrid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:55am
  • who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:33pm
  • it says the strippers(whores)are better.not the women.and you just infered that canada is appreciated by people.lol.now whos smarter.no one appreciates canada.theres nothing to appreciate(except.......horseshoe falls)canada is kind of like denmark.people know it exsist, they just dont know why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:21pm
  • ahahah good times with that shot for me as well. aha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:48pm
  • The only good thing about Canada is their hockey. But they couldn't even do that right this year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:21am
  • canada is just dirty, like mexico and france

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:16am
  • If you can't take the cold you're a fucking pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:10am
  • haha sounds like a hell of a drink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 11:41 Well just stop doing it, you just suck at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:43am
  • Yeah you should have used hindsight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:38am
  • 11:33 ma faute, ca fait longtemps puisque j'ai écrit en français

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:41am
  • This is ridiculous. All these anti Americans flipping out. We get it people, you LOVE Canada. Big whoop.

    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Nov 14, 10 at 4:04am
  • Canada is like the New Jersey of the world, absolutely useless and full of retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:54pm
  • americans can't drink worth a damn, and can't eat pussy worth a damn, and can't fight worth a damn, so what the hell good are ya eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:06pm
  • 10:35 Supertrooper reference ftw!! Love that movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:38am
  • Canadians are a bunch of fags fucktards! What you got to say that you horse riding bitchs! Aye

    Submitted by willjames897 on Oct 14, 11 at 3:56pm
  • Ok 2:18, lets get technical. You left off the word NORTH. So they are NORTH Americans. Since there isn't really an "AMERICA", only a North America, Central America, and South America. That means no one is "AMERICAN". If you are going to make a retarded argument at least do it right, like I did. (this was written in heavy sarcasm, hope you can read it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:34am
  • At least us Americans don't say 'eh?'

    Submitted by utsaucy on Jun 20, 10 at 1:57am
  • omg niagara falls, i feel like we're the only place who has this drink... oh dearrr. it MADE my 19th bday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:11pm
  • 12:19 fails on all accounts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15pm
  • its ignorant and obese, canuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am
  • This is ridiculous. All these anti Americans flipping out. We get it people, you LOVE Canada. Big whoop.

    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Nov 14, 10 at 4:04am
  • I would like to add, for the douche-bag with the list, before you go saying shit about something you obviously know nothing about, learn the difference between 'there' and 'their' ... Or don't they teach you that in America?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:40am
  • there's no need to hate on canada. It's just another place to live. No big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:01am
  • Did that one Canadia guy really attribute pussy eating to self worth??

    Submitted by shaunnnn on Jul 7, 10 at 2:33am
  • I love reading american/canadian wars on tfln. Theyre so usless. and 4:06 was DEFINITELY an impostor. no Canadian would set themself up like that LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:19pm
  • 12:49 If we had a redo, it would be America versus Canada and the world. Face it, you`d be on your own, granted your country would probably try and nuke us, but then Russia, France and every other country with nuclear weapons would butt fuck you. Not to mention you`d be invaded by Mexico, and terrorists from every corner of the earth would have a field day blowing up buildings and car bombing the shit out of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:40pm
  • How did this thread go from rocky Mountain bear fucker, to Canada vs USA. And FYI Canada and the US are both on the North American continent so American technically refers to both parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:06pm
  • 12:15 Canada wasn't a country during that war. It was a British Colony so Canada never won shit. Read a book mother fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I'm glad that ducking drink has made it out of Atlantic Canada. Too many good hookups ruined by a bearfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08pm
  • i'd just like to say, i sympathize with you. that drink was the last part of my 21st birthday that i remember.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:58pm
  • no wonder no one likes americas. ignorant fucking assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:44pm
  • i am canadian and i enjoy being rocky mountain bear fucked. best. drink. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:21am
  • all im gonna say is...canada, you arent even worth my time, its like making fun of fat people, just too fuckin easy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:02pm
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