In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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no offense to any strippers, i know you are just trying to pay your way through college.
in hindsight maybe you shouldn't live in Canada either. Your life seems full of poor choices
i love canada! i live in Canada :(
after i read your text, i made one of those last night with friends.
dont have 5 in a row
Alaska and Vermont are really part of Canada, everyone knows that
Here is it...
the rocky mountain bear fucker recipe
2/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
2/3 oz 1800® Tequila
2/3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
America sucks dick,
your all either
or some redneck useless waste,
Usally, all of the above.
Cela vaut pas même mon temps.
Canada wins at drinking period.
well nobody likes Americans because we are arogant assholes, but nobody likes Canadians because they are Canadian.
America gives people a reason to hate them. Canadians just suck in general
not all of the police ride horses, we have provinces big fucking difference, not all canadians are french and who gives a shit about accents everyones is different. thats what makes you an ignorant fuck.
that sentence dosen't make sence what's so ever, stick to english 1141
Really? It's a fucking drink it has nothing to do with being Canadian or American. Get over yourselves.
Cut the french too.
wow, Canada makes such great arguements
That first poster is just jealous cause we have better beer here in Canada :-P
The shot consists of whiskey, white sambuca and tequila and is shaken on ice. It is quite delicious.
its one of thsoe you gotta be drunk to love it drinks. my roomie told me to try it. so this smokin hot bartender asked e what i wanted and i told her "rocky mountain bear fuck" ya. i said it like that cuz i was drunk. so she told me it was gunna make me puke but she'd make it.
& 2 drops Tabasco?
You do realize that's 6/9ths? The fraction doesn't work!
so canada has better beer, better women, smarter people, is much more appreciated by the rest of the world (by that i mean the rest of the world doesnt think that WE are arrogant pricks) and to top it all off were the only ones 2 beat america in a war. so americans, enjoy living in the asshole of the universe
(ps im half american so dont tell me im all biased)
wild mushroom in niagara falls?
I WANT A GOD DAMNED LITER OF COLA
11:26- That would be amazing!
horrid until your 3rd one.. then you're set on taste.. a few more and you're in the bag
holy shit... that drink sounds.... i don't even know what to say
Gotta love the 905 representing but one question---- You actually thought that a shot called the Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker would b a pleasant experience??? Really??? Its like doing Prairie Fire!
If Alaska is part of Canada now does that mean we don't have to hear about Sarah Palin anymore?
KNOW YOUR ROLE CANUCK
that is the most ridiculous statement i've ever heard 4:06
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
12:29 Its a similiar situation to Vietnam, where the north Vietnamiese fought the war backed by Russia. We whooped your sorry asses backed by the British.
Just thought l would put it out there that that person with their "reasons to hate Canada" list makes me ashamed to be American. Also, we are not all fat or ignorant so please do not lump us all into a pile with assholes like him. Kay thanks.
Yea can't we just go back to making fun of 12:19 for being wrong not only once, but twice in one freakin' sentence. Lol 2/3 + 2/3 + 2/3 = 6/9 = 2/3 hrmmm.
two of those would ruin your night, but in a good way.
Apprend à écrire 11:30!
pretty sure i can take the cold living in alaska, chotch
Yes ! That was my night. Shit was i with you?
Most of the american replies had me in tears laughing.
Its a shame that a country that caused one of the biggest financial crashes of our age find itself to be superior to the country with the most natural resources. You have yours and we have ours.
also, this shot will fuck you in every hole you have, and you'll like it. or else.
Hockey > Baseball
Plain and simple.
I love (people from) Canada!! The country, never been, but my friends say it's a great place, war to visit some day, screw my friend a few times too
"Hey bear, bear-fucker?! Do you need assistance?!"
....i've had this drink before..it has all the makings of a bad night at Earls sq1.
12:19: 2/3 oz of each...
lmao reppin the 905 in style
Where I live a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker is a shot made with the overspill on the bar mats. It could be anything.
12:19... 2/3+2/3+2/3=6/3, not 6/9. 6/3, aka 2, aka a double shot
I really don't see why this is still going on, Canada fuckin' rules
and the US is a sweet place too. Any ignorant American who asks
why Canada even exists, or tries to pull out some quip about the cold
or how we say "eh" is just proving what we think of you
Better dope in Canada, American weed is shitty and expensive
Diggin how all the canucks can say is america is fat and ignorant.. Who is kicking whose ass in the olympics?
"5. They dont even have states."
Reasons to hate America
1. It's home to retards like you
So was the bear appreciative afterwords? Or at least give you his phone number?
FYI all....Canadians are Americans...Like Mexicans...Puerto Ricans etc.....I think you all mean US-Citizens when you are refering to "Americans"....America is a continent......
Reasons to hate America:
1. Fucked the world by causing a financial crash
5. They post shit like hating canada for no reason.
Revenge is a bitch.
But canada's not actually independent. Its still part of the British empire. Though it does function on with its own Parliment, and is free from reliance on the British Parliment (since 1982 anyway)
Then be Canadian? You're right fucked then eh
Vive le Canada libre de Quebec!
4:21 you're obviously dumb as shit, Montreal is definitely one
of the nicest cities in Canada hands down, the drinking age is 18
and French Canadian girls are unbelievable. KNOW YOUR COUNTRY
4:12 if you're drinking american beer you can't outdrink shit period.
4:13 your nuts probably wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if they saw one.
4:14 not even worth my time
blame canada, eh. its just a northern mexico, only colder, eh.
We Have Free Health Care.....WIN! lol
4:01 story of my life
and my dick can outfight canada. ehhhh?
racist?i know you arent saying canadian is a race.
1:40 you are retarded
French Canadian Girls are Hot and Easy!
Jack Daniel's shots not so much
LMFAO @ 11:34 hahahaha trust me, NO canadians like the frenchies. the only thing theyre good for is syrup and toilet paper.
rocky mountain bear fucker.... worst 18th birthday. ever.
being Canadian sounds horrid, and French Canadian even worse.
I think I would rather have Frank's Hot Sauce poured into my anus.
I'm making that after work
To everyone who was asking about why people are arguing about Canada: 905 is a Canadian area code
"Here is it...
the rocky mountain bear fucker recipe
2/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
2/3 oz 1800® Tequila
2/3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum"
you missed the part where you add 2 drops of Tobasco.. That's the full recipe
Look at the frenchies go
Why can't we all just get along! Waahaahaa!
Reasons to hate Canada:
1. Canadian Bacon ( its just ham people)
2. They cant even pick a culture. " am I french or Canadian?"
3. worst accents ever
5. They dont even have states.
6. They stole from the Inuit tribe, what country steals from Indians.
7. They block us from our beloved Alaska
8. There police ride horses
Does that look like spit to you? AH fuck it
Its because the Canadian school system is so awesome, as is apparent in the math and history lessons we have been taught today.
Better than being dumb and fat, aka American
ahahah good times with that shot for me as well.
next time try a dead mexican goat, tequila, kahula, tobasco and vodka
i've had them both, niether is that good.
meh the rocky mountain bear fucker tasted like pure whiskey for me, maybe the bar i went suckeeedd...
my right nut can eat more pussy than canada
I have to agree... Americans can't eat pussy for shit.
no suck thing as free.....FAIL
11:59 you must be Canadian because you make no sense
that drink is giving me a headache already
I want to know what this drink consists of.
Fuck canada. It's like a country full of people with british teeth and french body odor. Celine dion, seabastian bach, hockey, bears, snow. Should have invaded those fuckers and made them all take a bath, at gunpoint, about 80 years ago.
Is it bath season up there yet? Shit.
it says the strippers(whores)are better.not the women.and you just infered that canada is appreciated by people.lol.now whos smarter.no one appreciates canada.theres nothing to appreciate(except.......horseshoe falls)canada is kind of like denmark.people know it exsist, they just dont know why.
11:41 Well just stop doing it, you just suck at it
If you can't take the cold you're a fucking pussy
This is ridiculous. All these anti Americans flipping out. We get it people, you LOVE Canada. Big whoop.
Yeah you should have used hindsight.
why does "rocky mountain" automatically make this argument canadian?or are we basing this on the "bear fucker" part?
The only good thing about Canada is their hockey. But they couldn't even do that right this year.
that drink sounds horrid
my left nut can outdrink canada
Pardon me you're all ignorant and obese then?
We may as well throw racist into the mix as well.
There's no reason to hate on Canada, they know where it's at.
Except some of those french ones, they're fucked
Canadians are a bunch of fags fucktards! What you got to say that you horse riding bitchs! Aye
haha sounds like a hell of a drink
12:44 the war was fought in 1812, Canada declared independence in 1867 do tha math. And if thats not good enough, how bout a fuckin redo?
11:33 ma faute, ca fait longtemps puisque j'ai écrit en français
omg niagara falls, i feel like we're the only place who has this drink... oh dearrr. it MADE my 19th bday
Canada is like the New Jersey of the world, absolutely useless and full of retards
americans can't drink worth a damn, and can't eat pussy worth a damn, and can't fight worth a damn, so what the hell good are ya eh?
I would like to add, for the douche-bag with the list, before you go saying shit about something you obviously know nothing about, learn the difference between 'there' and 'their' ... Or don't they teach you that in America?
10:35 Supertrooper reference ftw!! Love that movie
canada is just dirty, like mexico and france
Ok 2:18, lets get technical. You left off the word NORTH. So they are NORTH Americans. Since there isn't really an "AMERICA", only a North America, Central America, and South America. That means no one is "AMERICAN". If you are going to make a retarded argument at least do it right, like I did. (this was written in heavy sarcasm, hope you can read it)
12:19 fails on all accounts.
its ignorant and obese, canuck
At least us Americans don't say 'eh?'
I love reading american/canadian wars on tfln. Theyre so usless.
and 4:06 was DEFINITELY an impostor. no Canadian would set themself up like that LOL
How did this thread go from rocky
Mountain bear fucker, to Canada vs USA. And FYI Canada and the US are both on the North American continent so American technically refers to both parties.
there's no need to hate on canada. It's just another place to live. No big deal.
Did that one Canadia guy really attribute pussy eating to self worth??
12:15 Canada wasn't a country during that war. It was a British Colony so Canada never won shit. Read a book mother fucker
12:49 If we had a redo, it would be America versus Canada and the world. Face it, you`d be on your own, granted your country would probably try and nuke us, but then Russia, France and every other country with nuclear weapons would butt fuck you. Not to mention you`d be invaded by Mexico, and terrorists from every corner of the earth would have a field day blowing up buildings and car bombing the shit out of you
I'm glad that ducking drink has made it out of Atlantic Canada. Too many good hookups ruined by a bearfucker.
i'd just like to say, i sympathize with you. that drink was the last part of my 21st birthday that i remember.
no wonder no one likes americas. ignorant fucking assholes.
i am canadian and i enjoy being rocky mountain bear fucked. best. drink. ever.
all im gonna say is...canada, you arent even worth my time, its like making fun of fat people, just too fuckin easy...