When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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Hahahaha sounds like my ex boyfriend MS
Soviet Russia guy: go crawl under a rock, sodomize yourself with a cactus, and die.
Jk everyone thinks you're hilarious ;)
Take it as a compliment, maybe your just that good...but prolly not.
When chuck Norris comes, he doesn't make any noises, it is the girl who screams in pleasure!
let him put it your butt and you'll sound like a dolphin cumming
Fuckin hilarious. That guy definitely needs to get that checked
You've clearly spent too much time with birds.
In soviet russia, she cums on the birds to make YOU scream.
Hilarious. Actually lol-ed.
Fucking. Win. \n\nI mean ... Fail for you, but great imagery.
Omg!!!!! That's fucked up!!!! I am a little curios as 2 how u know what birds hitting puberty sound like?
Love the description :)
What does that mean?
You should quit screwing grade schoolers, for a start.
This is almost really picturesque, except I realize I have no idea what the picture is of.