Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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nothing like a little ass worship to say i love you
That must be a fine one
Things he should have been doing to your bare ass: tapping it, posting pictures of it to his FB profile, slapping it (while tapping it), and, if he really was stoned, eating snacks off it.
Wait till he starts with the hair doll and baggy of fingernail clippings.
Must be a sick ol ass by
My ex used to do that
You can't just go saying things like that. I need to see your bum now.
Pics or it didn't happen...but high five anyway
That is creepy
Must be a fantastic ass
Wow, 20,000 dicks just became erect. Do the damn thang, girl
I'm totally serious though :)
So am I
Some gays are just weird
Lol am I the only one who thinks assplay's name us perfect for this text?