Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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nothing like a little ass worship to say i love you
That must be a fine one
Wait till he starts with the hair doll and baggy of fingernail clippings.
Things he should have been doing to your bare ass: tapping it, posting pictures of it to his FB profile, slapping it (while tapping it), and, if he really was stoned, eating snacks off it.
Must be a sick ol ass by
My ex used to do that
You can't just go saying things like that. I need to see your bum now.
Pics or it didn't happen...but high five anyway
That is creepy
Must be a fantastic ass
Wow, 20,000 dicks just became erect. Do the damn thang, girl
I'm totally serious though :)
So am I
Some gays are just weird
Lol am I the only one who thinks assplay's name us perfect for this text?