Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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Umm, I think you mean IMPERIUS CURSE.
Yes, I'm that girl.
Harry Potter is like, 21st century Jesus.
Hilarious! Excuse me while I snicker here...
Langlock -- tongue stuck to the roof of the mouth or something like that
Regulus Black (Sirius' brother). I don't remember what the A is, though. I guess I fail.
Ah well, I still have a nice rack, so I'll live.
i fucking love this.
oh my god! this is hillarious! someone was ON!
voldemort is a bad man
10.00, I'm confused.
...they said 21st century.
LOVE IT! 9:11- so true. sooooooo true.
2:54, theoretically, if she were shouting it, it would have been one of two things, she may have been made to shout it.
Or she may be fighting back, like Harry Potter did in the Goblet of Fire when Mad Eye Moody tried to make Harry do a front flip and he resisted, ultimately landing on his head.
HA! Enchanted. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
ahh tequila and sticks...good times had by all till the "curse" wore off and Crucio de Hangover kicked in
Did you put him under the imperius curse? Cuz if you did im turning you in to azkaban
Lmfaooooooooooooooo hahahahaha I peed a lil from that one
I agree with 5:15 , marry me psycho.
Hahaha whoever "psycho" is, marry me.
11:07, you are awesome.
haaaa hahhahahaha. win! heck yes!
lol 7:20 made me giggle
HAHAHAAAAA omg sounds like my kind of night.... This would have made my life
10:00, They meant that Harry Potter is like the Jesus of the 21st century, not that Harry Potter is outdated.
awesome, you could have done anything and than blamed it on the curse
dude, harry potter was set in the 90's. either way. fucking epic win for whoever did that.
11:07 is my new favourite person
559 =/= just Fresno.. there's a fuckload of cities in the 559.
We play quidich at skool. Loser? Hell yee
Hahaha I'm pretty sure that this is one of the funniest texts I've read on this site.
Ingenuity at its finest (and probably drunkest). I love it.
Wow another "you were soo crazy/high/psycho that you..." txt...
That is the best curse to be under!!!!
Duuuuude this is my area code! Trippy shit
I swear to god everyone on here makes themselves out to be a true Harry Potter fan. If so, riddle me this. What does RAB stand for and name a curse the half blood prince made besides sectumsempra. Don't be a loser and fucking cheat, that's just low.
I wonder if rapists use the imperious curse
regulus a. black, and muffliato, a spell that fills the ears of surrounding people with a buzzing noise so they can't hear what you're saying.
lmao what the heck did they drink?
Hahahhahaa no way I'm so doing that
You'll never kno!!
Love it!! Also love 11:07. I am enchanted by Harry Potter buffs.
fuk you August 30, 2009 2:54AM
fuck u August 30, 2009 5:47AM
11:07- Your a fucking nerd
Actually 5:47, Mad eye tried to make him jump on a desk and he hit his shin on the side of it.
LOL this is MY area code! i wonder who this is???
Woohooo I'm from Fresno too 559 all the way,
Hello this is 11:24 and ARTURO is extremely wrong. Good job to the langlock person
Now, if u really were under it, u wouldn't be saying that, would u?
uh Fellow Anon it is the 21st century
Actually August 30, 2009 8:55PM
that wasn't mad eye.......it was crouch jr.
im just sayin 336 has some real hard core hp fans!
sounds like such a good night. love it