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  • 80 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:07pm

    Umm, I think you mean IMPERIUS CURSE. Yes, I'm that girl.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:23pm

    oh my god! this is hillarious! someone was ON!

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:46pm

    voldemort is a bad man

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:11pm

    Harry Potter is like, 21st century Jesus.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:15am

    Hahaha whoever "psycho" is, marry me.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    Lmfaooooooooooooooo hahahahaha I peed a lil from that one

  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:20am

    Hilarious! Excuse me while I snicker here...

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:25pm

    i fucking love this.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:41am

    ahh tequila and sticks...good times had by all till the "curse" wore off and Crucio de Hangover kicked in

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:03pm

    559 =/= just Fresno.. there's a fuckload of cities in the 559.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:10pm

    Did you put him under the imperius curse? Cuz if you did im turning you in to azkaban

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:40pm

    LOVE IT! 9:11- so true. sooooooo true.

  • 45 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:47am

    2:54, theoretically, if she were shouting it, it would have been one of two things, she may have been made to shout it. Or she may be fighting back, like Harry Potter did in the Goblet of Fire when Mad Eye Moody tried to make Harry do a front flip and he resisted, ultimately landing on his head.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:11pm

    10.00, I'm confused. ...they said 21st century.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:26am

    dude, harry potter was set in the 90's. either way. fucking epic win for whoever did that.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:20am

    HA! Enchanted. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:32am

    Langlock -- tongue stuck to the roof of the mouth or something like that Regulus Black (Sirius' brother). I don't remember what the A is, though. I guess I fail. Ah well, I still have a nice rack, so I'll live.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:15pm

    haaaa hahhahahaha. win! heck yes!

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:42am

    I agree with 5:15 , marry me psycho.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:39pm

    10:00, They meant that Harry Potter is like the Jesus of the 21st century, not that Harry Potter is outdated.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:34pm

    That is the best curse to be under!!!!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:27pm

    11:07 is my new favourite person

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:06am

    11:07, you are awesome. HP<3

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:51am

    lol 7:20 made me giggle

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:24pm

    I swear to god everyone on here makes themselves out to be a true Harry Potter fan. If so, riddle me this. What does RAB stand for and name a curse the half blood prince made besides sectumsempra. Don't be a loser and fucking cheat, that's just low.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:54am

    Wow another "you were soo crazy/high/psycho that you..." txt...

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:45pm

    awesome, you could have done anything and than blamed it on the curse

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:52pm

    HAHAHAAAAA omg sounds like my kind of night.... This would have made my life

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:53pm

    Duuuuude this is my area code! Trippy shit

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:40am

    I wonder if rapists use the imperious curse

  • 35 40
    Submitted by exulatus on Mar 30, 10 at 1:46am

    lmao what the heck did they drink?

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:02pm

    Hahahhahaa no way I'm so doing that

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Iooan on Jul 3, 10 at 6:29pm

    Imperius dumbass

  • 35 46
    Submitted by kiwicari on Apr 23, 10 at 12:14am

    We play quidich at skool. Loser? Hell yee

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:18am

    Woohooo I'm from Fresno too 559 all the way, ;)!!!!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:00pm

    uh Fellow Anon it is the 21st century

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:38pm

    fuk you August 30, 2009 2:54AM fuck u August 30, 2009 5:47AM

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:54am

    Now, if u really were under it, u wouldn't be saying that, would u?

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:38pm

    Actually August 30, 2009 8:55PM that wasn't mad eye.......it was crouch jr. im just sayin 336 has some real hard core hp fans!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:06pm

    regulus a. black, and muffliato, a spell that fills the ears of surrounding people with a buzzing noise so they can't hear what you're saying.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:42pm

    You'll never kno!! -psycho

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:43pm

    Hahaha I'm pretty sure that this is one of the funniest texts I've read on this site. Ingenuity at its finest (and probably drunkest). I love it.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:13am

    Hello this is 11:24 and ARTURO is extremely wrong. Good job to the langlock person

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    11:07- Your a fucking nerd

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:55pm

    Actually 5:47, Mad eye tried to make him jump on a desk and he hit his shin on the side of it. Yep.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:11pm

    LOL this is MY area code! i wonder who this is???

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:38pm

    sounds like such a good night. love it

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:54am

    Love it!! Also love 11:07. I am enchanted by Harry Potter buffs.